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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.
Sorry that's all I have  "
Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar! |
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"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.
Sorry that's all I have
Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!"
You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.
Sorry that's all I have
Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!
You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have. "
I'm thinking the same. Fuck it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 days? You've left it a bit late, throw on a corset as tight as possible, ensure you can still breathe though.
Sorry that's all I have
Need to be naked. Hate corsets can't bloody breath with my winter gut in one! I ask this advice while eating a chocolate bar!
You're screwed! You should have gone in for the Sunday surgery thread earlier, could have got a bit of lipo! Embrace what you have. "
Didn't think about it earlier. I tend to think about these things better while telling myself what a chunky monkey im turning into while eating( sucking to make it last longer) a chocolate bar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.
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Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill! "
You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not? 
TSH |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.
TSH
Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!
You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?
TSH"
Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.
TSH
Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!
You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?
TSH
Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request
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Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.
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"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?  "
Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.
TSH
Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!
You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?
TSH
Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request
Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.
TSH"
Errr yes. That's perfectly normal you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk up and down Holywell hill a few Times, neighbour.
TSH
Screw that, have you seen the steepness of that hill!
You wanted to lose weight fast, did you not?
TSH
Yes but I don't want it to hurt or cause me effort. Sorry I must of forgot to put those parts on my request
Typical woman. Want it all now but don't wanna put the work in.
TSH
Errr yes. That's perfectly normal you know "
I was going to inbox you to check the normality of it, honest, but apparently I'm too young.
I thought the lying about my age days stopped when I turned 18.
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"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?
Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair."
Pleased I could help  ... and a plethora of mirrors enhances any kink session  Just avoid the ones that turn you into an oompa loompa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP."
Doable through dehydration, but it's unpleasant and can be dangerous. Not really for 'regular' folk |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP."
Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work. |
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If you cut out chocolate, it may do it, if you're eating it to excess 
Otherwise someone who sucks like a Dyson should be able to suck it out in 1 to 2 days. Don't let them swallow, else you'll have to return the favour
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ummm, get one of those fairground mirrors that make you seem tall and thin perhaps?
Omg you're the best. My prayers have been answered. Now all I need to do is move my kink session to the fair.
Pleased I could help ... and a plethora of mirrors enhances any kink session Just avoid the ones that turn you into an oompa loompa "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP.
Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.
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I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Boxers over the weight limit do it by cutting down dramatically on their water And food intake And take very hot saunas to sweat it out then rehydrate themselves on fight night. Obviously Extreme dehydration and starvation isn't recommended for normal folk.
Just say fuck it, sure you look fine nekkid as you are! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP."
Sorry, it ain't going to happen. I've lost 3 stone over the last 4 months and to be successful that the way you've got to do it....slowly to ensure you lose fat and keep it off. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP.
Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.
I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now "
Exercise for 15 mins every 30 mins in a Verry hot place.
Do not eat or drink anything.
Burn as much as posaball and swet as much as posaball.
You run the risk of extream dehydration but water is Verry hevey and bodety fat holds a lot of it to. if you loos enuf of it you can loos up to 2 stone in 1.5 days.
I DO NOT REKEMEND YOU DO THIS THOE !
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I need to lose about 1.5/2 stone by Tuesday so I can get my gym slip figure( from when I was 20ish) back for a few hours. Anyone got any miracle ideas to help this happen? That or I need to not breathe in for a bloody long time while trying to a) not pass out and b) look sexy and wonton..... HELP.
Thar is a way to do this BUT ITS NOT A SAFE WAY and it's not 100% garnteed to work.
I'm not bothered about safe I just want thin bitch quick sharp. Tick tock 24 hours now
Exercise for 15 mins every 30 mins in a Verry hot place.
Do not eat or drink anything.
Burn as much as posaball and swet as much as posaball.
You run the risk of extream dehydration but water is Verry hevey and bodety fat holds a lot of it to. if you loos enuf of it you can loos up to 2 stone in 1.5 days.
I DO NOT REKEMEND YOU DO THIS THOE !
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also hot bath/sauna works really well, but don't spend hours at a time - you'll literally cook yourself; do short periods in, then cool off outside. You can loose 'safely' around 8% of your body weight through dehydration, anything more, it becomes dangerous. People have died doing it. Do a lot of research about it, or better yet, seek professional advice. Do it on your own risk |
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