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Forget the donna meat! Hold the kebab....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you wake up all sweaty and stinky, de tangle yourself from .... aw he's lovely, but is currently smelling like a petal, in an unwashed jock strap.
An it's his bed....out of delivery from my favouritest bab house of salad and goat meat.
So I've just ordered a breakfast mixed grill and chips from a Chinese around the corner.
Delivery time even says I got time to sprint to Co-op communist supply chain for booze and menthols before it arrives.
RESULT! If carlsberg did bank holiday weekends..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy. "
It's a thong type of thing that is designed not to chafe.
Like the front of a posing pouch with straps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf is a jock strap?sounds analish,lol, enjoy.
It's a thong type of thing that is designed not to chafe.
Like the front of a posing pouch with straps. "
Watch it doesn't give you rub a dub ffs.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.
I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.
I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks! "
Sounds delicious, just the thing I'd order after a night on the tiles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has this thread started making sense yet?
He's woken up in some flower smelling dude's sweaty smelly bed, hungry?"
Nah he just stinks. But I was quite honky pre shower. But he hoses down fine too.
And I wasn't hungry I was revenous. |
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"After a day of toiling in the heat my gentleman's area was minging and glowing a strange fluorescent green colour so I'm currently soaking in a deep bath.
I wouldn't mind a kebab actually, I haven't had a donner for yonks, everything on please! And extra chilli, thanks! "
Ewwwwwww definitely friends zone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has this thread started making sense yet?
Your saying you've never woke up in the wrong house, and had to improvise?
No and if I did I've leave "
It's my B/F and we were meant to go back to mine that's in the city centre, not his that's next door to the clampets.
So no I'm not sneaking out. |
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