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Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under. 
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
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What you doing in the ladies??  |
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
What you doing in the ladies?? "
Probably call on the phone rather than over the cubicles!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
What you doing in the ladies?? "
Haha am in the gents, hence she has to ask someone to get me some, still waiting, she's probably too embarrassed. |
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
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Unless it was a number two I would just shake  |
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"Thanks for sharing "
Is that a hint of sarcasm I detect in your tone? lol, dude there's like half a bit of ply hanging from the roll and I've just ate a Chinese buffet, Help. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
Unless it was a number two I would just shake "
Its a combo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moments.
When your in a hurry to go to the loo in a restaurant and jump into one without checking to see if it has toilet roll, low and behold sods law applies and it doesn't, so you have to call your mate and ask her to get someone to chuck one under.
#Awkward
What awkward momentso have you experienced?
Unless it was a number two I would just shake
Its a combo."
Quick dash to the next cubicle or shout out to the friendly folk in the bathroom with you? |
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"Why didnt you ring the restaurant. "
I actually did haha, the number was engaged, the day has been saved though someone just threw a fresh new soft roll in, wonder if I get a discount for my inconvenience. |
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Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.
They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."
And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx |
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"Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.
They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."
And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx "
HahaHa brilliant  |
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"Fab wise I had a coffee social with someone and a bunch of his friends walked in.
They looked at me, wondering who I was, and him being a gentleman he said "This is..."
And the look of panic on his face when he realised all he knew as my name was Kinky Minx "
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