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when is Hulk Hogan going to sort all the terrorists out?
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over a year ago
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Well I guess since macho man randy savage and the ultimate warrior are out of the picture what choice does he have..... du du du du dudu du duuuuuur when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside............ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The OP is talking shit cos he's bored.
Essentially the hulkster wouldn't be able to travel to take on terrorists due to his wife beating shenanigans.
However Michael knight and his car kit which is bullet proof, can talk, can jump and has turbo boost would... fuck them rotten.
Let's not forget Michael also ended the cold war and knocked down the Berlin wall with a song and jacket with lights on.
Think that was it... fuck no.
Retire Michael... no fuck that. Michael went and saved lives on a beach and solved crimes too.
Fuck Hogan... fuck him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hulkster has the 24 inch pythons brothhhaaaaaaa.
He'd lay the smack down on Michael knight and finish him with the big leg drop. After being battered to within an inch of his life by Michael knight then spurred on by the millions of hulkaniacs around the world, the blood pumping through his veins makes a come back clothes lines knight over the top rope dropping the big leg and pinning him 123.......
So yeah fuck Michael knight
Yay communism |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hulkster has the 24 inch pythons brothhhaaaaaaa.
He'd lay the smack down on Michael knight and finish him with the big leg drop. After being battered to within an inch of his life by Michael knight then spurred on by the millions of hulkaniacs around the world, the blood pumping through his veins makes a come back clothes lines knight over the top rope dropping the big leg and pinning him 123.......
So yeah fuck Michael knight
Yay communism"
Thinking that through there may be some gaping holes in my reasoning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look you fuckwit. Lewis Collins is dead, chuck Norris is too old. Jean Claude fucked his pelvis up.
What we need is the boys from Chris Ryan's strike back to sort these scummy fuck pigs out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TBH ric flair would kick all their asses, to be the man you gotta beat the man. Wooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Bullshit chaps.
Am afraid kit got Jesse the body venturas arm in a window lock and be confessed to some shit in an early episode. Wrestlers are no use against the knight industries 2000.
One other point... Michael stands there and and says the baddies yeah come at me bro.
And when they do he simply talks to his watch and tells his car to 'bonnet them kit'.
Bang dead baddies and no one was driving! Mind fuck for the law and baddies!
All that in a leather jacket in 100deg heat.
Legend.
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"FYI chuck Noriss is not too old he doesn't age he just gets wiser.
Even at his age he could roundhouse kick all those pussies you all have mentioned, into the next universe. "
Chuck Norris fears Cristiane Justino |
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"*cant help but remember hulk's sex tape 
yeah.... because when you having sex is the 2nd worst thing to come out on a sex tape... you know you have "issues"!!!...  "
You wouldn't say the sex tape was the second worst if you'd seen his match with Sting at Bound for Glory in TNA. |
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"When people start taking his advice and start taking their vitamins!
Whatcha gonna do brotha?? When hulkamania runs wild on u!"
No sell offence for a cheap pop? Of completely over sell it al la shawn michaels at summerslam? |
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"When people start taking his advice and start taking their vitamins!
Whatcha gonna do brotha?? When hulkamania runs wild on u!
No sell offence for a cheap pop? Of completely over sell it al la shawn michaels at summerslam? "
He needs to reform the NWO. Bring in Nash and Hall. Sting and the rest too to kick some terrorist butt |
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"When people start taking his advice and start taking their vitamins!
Whatcha gonna do brotha?? When hulkamania runs wild on u!
No sell offence for a cheap pop? Of completely over sell it al la shawn michaels at summerslam?
He needs to reform the NWO. Bring in Nash and Hall. Sting and the rest too to kick some terrorist butt"
Can you wrestle in wheelchairs brother. What you need is BBBBROCK LESNERRRR to give them all an F-5 |
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"When people start taking his advice and start taking their vitamins!
Whatcha gonna do brotha?? When hulkamania runs wild on u!
No sell offence for a cheap pop? Of completely over sell it al la shawn michaels at summerslam?
He needs to reform the NWO. Bring in Nash and Hall. Sting and the rest too to kick some terrorist butt
Can you wrestle in wheelchairs brother. What you need is BBBBROCK LESNERRRR to give them all an F-5"
BBROCKKKK LESNARRRR is only part time. We need a full time badass! |
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"When people start taking his advice and start taking their vitamins!
Whatcha gonna do brotha?? When hulkamania runs wild on u!
No sell offence for a cheap pop? Of completely over sell it al la shawn michaels at summerslam?
He needs to reform the NWO. Bring in Nash and Hall. Sting and the rest too to kick some terrorist butt
Can you wrestle in wheelchairs brother. What you need is BBBBROCK LESNERRRR to give them all an F-5
BBROCKKKK LESNARRRR is only part time. We need a full time badass!"
Kevin Owens? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this thread reminds me of the scene in the classic 80's film Eat the Rich, where prime minister nosher powell single handedly storms an embassy, takes out shane mcgowens terrorist group and solves the israel/palestine crisis on his way to the opera ..... with motorhead playing in the background ..... priceless comedy 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SV85NVP1nc
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