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over a year ago
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"I only want to know if i should take my toe to casualty tomorrow or not."
Have no idea, it's only a costume! Do you feel that it cannot wait until your GP surgery opens Tuesday? Maybe see if you can see out of hours. Looks sore though |
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"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?
I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.
Ooh feck  "
My trainer is full of blood. 
I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter...... |
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"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?
I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.
Ooh feck
My trainer is full of blood.
I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter......"
Ooh I didn't see the blood bit, if it's bad enough for stitches then get down to a+e, otherwise just wrap it up and get on with it  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"How did ya hurt your toe, Clem?
I dropped a brake disc/hub on my toe.
Ooh feck
My trainer is full of blood.
I was at the recycling centre so had to be brave! Id only just got there so still had to empty my trailer and car as my foot got wetter and wetter......"
Clean the wound and don't let anything get in. I doubt they can do anything with toes but it might be useful to ensure that it doesn't all knit back the wrong way.
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" Did you brake your toe? Psst boom boom  "
Pmsl, good one.
I would have thought that if you were that concerned about it, you should go now rather than waiting until the morning. |
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If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x "
Get someone else to drive.
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" Did you brake your toe? Psst boom boom
Pmsl, good one.
I would have thought that if you were that concerned about it, you should go now rather than waiting until the morning."
I broke my leg in a motorcycle crash a few years back. I went to hospital the next day when a nurse friend of mine saw me hobble into the pub. When i say I'm lazy, I'm not exaggerating. |
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
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Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her...."
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
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Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!  |
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence! "
Its all about the fabs! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence! "
He likes a good picture. 
I can't get that worked up about a toe I don't know when the people who know the toe don't appear to be that bothered. I say this with love and compassion.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!
Its all about the fabs!"
You know someone will fap too... it's bound to be someone's kink.
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!
Its all about the fabs!"
I'm sorry I just can't fab it |
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
Nice to be more concerned about the photographic evidence!
Its all about the fabs!
I'm sorry I just can't fab it "
Its had 2 now. And ive almost kind of had an offer from the first fan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless it's bleeding profusely and won't stop, no need to go to A&E. They won't/can't do anything about a broken toe. They will if possible strap the toe to the one next to it to keep it in place and prevent it from healing out of place or deformed.
In the meantime, plenty of Non-steroidal anti inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Co-codamol for pain and inflammation and try and rest the foot. It is extremely painful.
Don't wear tight shoes or socks whatever you do and make sure that it doesn't turn pale in colour or blue/black and cold (other than the normal bruising which may have occured soon after the injury) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x"
Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.
 TSH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen a freckly foot before.
That nail is going to fall off at some point.
I wonder where it will end up? "
i lost a tooth once at glastonbury, i was working so camped right across from Michael eavis's gaff. i woke up with the whole tooth (well, from the gumline up) loose in my mouth, took me a min to work out what was going on. anyhow, i buried it in what was then the porch of my tent so there's a little bit of me at glastonbury for ever more.
either that or an army of skeletons will rise up against mr eavis at some point |
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His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him "
I'm still available to amputate |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him "
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him "
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
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It's true. |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true."
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
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Did you cause this accident, Estella?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
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Seems a little suspicious, Estella? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella? "
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x
Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.
TSH"
That's sexist x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you fucking toe drops offf, I've been running a thread on man flu for a couple of hours I did not receive any sympathy or advice x
Cos you're not a man silly, you can't get it.
TSH
That's sexist x"
I'm not sexist in the slightest slutburger, now where's my sandwich.
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine. "
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance? |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance? "
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. .. |
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I bet when it but your foot you where jumping and hopping around, anyone who would have seen this and not known what happened might have thought you where dancing.
Brake dancing.
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. .. "
Clem is but a beard for our love, Scarlet. |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. .. "
were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples! |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..
were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples! "
No, she'd sent me and the boy. |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..
were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples! "
No! I was home painting the spare room. .so I guess that's my fault too as I wasn't there! |
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"His toe is fine. There was minimal blood and he can wriggle it about. I've bandaged it up to keep it rigid. I'm not taking him to a&e for something that had stopped bleeding way before he got home and is still attached. I'll keep an eye on it/him
Don't go spoiling it - he was enjoying his LAMT.
It's true.
I can confirm there was a droplet of blood on the trainer. The man is owed sympathy. Yeah yeah yeah.
Scarlet, jeez what a whiner?!
Did you cause this accident, Estella?
Seems a little suspicious, Estella?
Gimme a brake disc ladies!
No seriously, I've lost mine.
Haha is that the same one that dropped on Clems toe by any chance?
I'm waiting to get the blame somewhere as it was the brake disc from my car. ..
were you at the scene of the crime? I feel a bit like miss marples!
No! I was home painting the spare room. .so I guess that's my fault too as I wasn't there! "
Nope not your fault at all, you're in the clear! |
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one! "
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though..."
It was the kick that did it for the toe.
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though...
It was the kick that did it for the toe.
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It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though...
It was the kick that did it for the toe.
It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match! "
After you'd dealt with the transformers?
I don't actually know what a field goal is.
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though...
It was the kick that did it for the toe.
It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!
After you'd dealt with the transformers?
I don't actually know what a field goal is.
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"Mr Plum did it in the dark room with a brake disc.
TSH
Not just a brake disc but a disc/hub/bearing all in one!
and it was still attatched to the car!...truck even! and the truck was a transformer too! he was basically jumped by a tra...several transformers, weren't you kicked their asses though...
It was the kick that did it for the toe.
It was actually when i kicked the field goal and won the match!
After you'd dealt with the transformers?
I don't actually know what a field goal is.
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I think its an American football thing when they kick a goal. But i could be wrong? Answers from the audience? |
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"If your trainer was that full of blood you need to go to a&e . They will be able to clean it up and check that it's not done any damage to the structure of the toe and foot.
They won't do anything about a break other than if you need it provide a support bandage and sandal to support the foot while it's healing. But get yourself there as soon as possible x
Get someone else to drive.
Well she's had a couple of beers, and has just started painting the spare room..... seems a shame to stop her....
She's busy with some bloke sending an actual message.
If it swells up and changes colour make sure you get a picture for us.
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I am a nurse
Did you hurt the top of your foot or actual toe?
If bleeding has stopped clean it dress it pop ice pack on.
If swollen in morning head to Casualty
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"I am a nurse
Did you hurt the top of your foot or actual toe?
If bleeding has stopped clean it dress it pop ice pack on.
If swollen in morning head to Casualty
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By swollen i mean your foot not any other part of body ha ha |
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"From my experience of meeting people this site is full of nurses.
And this one is on duty in half an hour ...  "
(Putting on my best attempt at Kenneth Williams' voice) - Ooh Nurse! |
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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?
Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "
Oh joy, we can all sleep tonight. The worry is over,folks |
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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?
Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "
Did they let you keep the X-ray? Homemade light box and some instant art for the shed... |
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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?
Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff. "
Great stuff |
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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?
Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.
Did they let you keep the X-ray? Homemade light box and some instant art for the shed... "
I don't think a hard copy exists. |
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"Did it fall off yet, Clem?
Phoned GP, he said go to A&E. So i did! X-ray said not broken. They sent me home with some iodine bandage stuff.
Great stuff
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And there was me thinking that I'd have to do nursey stuff, I'm even dressed for such event  |
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