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Let's have some fun! Insult hurling/Piss taking thread!
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Post on this thread if you have a thick skin and a (preferably warped) sense of humour!
Hurl an insult at anyone on the thread or just completely take the piss! Keep it fun - but be prepared to have your ego battered! 
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"I'm not licking that arse "Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
"Eeew all I'm gonna think about when I see your picture now is clinkers  | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
"Great comeback | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Eeew all I'm gonna think about when I see your picture now is clinkers "You don't empress me much | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates "I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch! | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch! "Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here. | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
"Oh I know! I could tell something wasn't 'there' when I met you! | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
"Too bloody right. We all know you're not all there, Honey. | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! Do you sometimes get tired of all the sycophantic arse-licking that goes on here - or conversely - the needless arguments and unpleasantness? So - let's have some fun!!
Post on this thread if you have a thick skin and a (preferably warped) sense of humour!
Hurl an insult at anyone on the thread or just completely take the piss! Keep it fun - but be prepared to have your ego battered!
So - who's in? Gimme your best insult! "My eyes!!! They're burning!! | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
I beat you to it by about 8 seconds!
Too bloody right. We all know you're not all there, Honey. " | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Oh I know! I could tell something wasn't 'there' when I met you! "I've never been quite there. Takes one to know one. | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Too bloody right. We all know you're not all there, Honey. "I feel like a part of me is missing | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Oh I know! I could tell something wasn't 'there' when I met you!
I've never been quite there.
Takes one to know one.
"'Takes one to know one??' Perlease! I was nine when I last heard that comeback!  | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Too bloody right. We all know you're not all there, Honey.
I feel like a fart from me is hissing "Pure (cl)ass, you. | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! Do you sometimes get tired of all the sycophantic arse-licking that goes on here - or conversely - the needless arguments and unpleasantness? So - let's have some fun!!
Post on this thread if you have a thick skin and a (preferably warped) sense of humour!
Hurl an insult at anyone on the thread or just completely take the piss! Keep it fun - but be prepared to have your ego battered!
So - who's in? Gimme your best insult!
My eyes!!! They're burning!!"Stop asking for spunk to be squirted into them then. | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Oh I know! I could tell something wasn't 'there' when I met you!
I've never been quite there.
Takes one to know one.
'Takes one to know one??'
Perlease! I was nine when I last heard that comeback! "I'm trying not to get sent to Azkaban. | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! Do you sometimes get tired of all the sycophantic arse-licking that goes on here - or conversely - the needless arguments and unpleasantness? So - let's have some fun!!
Post on this thread if you have a thick skin and a (preferably warped) sense of humour!
Hurl an insult at anyone on the thread or just completely take the piss! Keep it fun - but be prepared to have your ego battered!
So - who's in? Gimme your best insult!
My eyes!!! They're burning!!
Stop asking for spunk to be squirted into them then. "You're more Cuntry & Vest-on than Spunk Cock. | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Great comeback "I thank you! Actually - come lick it! It'll sweeten your breath better than the toothpaste you were using last time we had lunch! | |||
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"How about the needy fuckers with their constant status updates
I know! Lake your latest one 'Online now'! Needy bitch!
Just because I'm online does not mean I'm here.
Oh I know! I could tell something wasn't 'there' when I met you!
I've never been quite there.
Takes one to know one.
'Takes one to know one??'
Perlease! I was nine when I last heard that comeback!
I'm trying not to get sent to Azkaban.
"Good point! The forum dementors are always lurking!  | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Great comeback
I thank you!
Actually - come lick it! It'll sweeten your breath better than the toothpaste you were using last time we had lunch! "
I had to make sure the flies would gather round me instead of you for your photo's...  | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now." Pussy | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now." The force is with you!
G'wan - gimme your best shot! | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy" If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Great comeback
I thank you!
Actually - come lick it! It'll sweeten your breath better than the toothpaste you were using last time we had lunch!
I had to make sure the flies would gather round me instead of you for your photo's... "They were flies? Thought your pubes had escaped through your zipper! | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you " You tried - the skunk turned you down! | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you " Couldn't even bareback you with someone else's cock. | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface"Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it  | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you " Having a ladywank again are you? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/17 18:37:12]" If you only had even half a brain cell you'd be dangerous | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries " Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do "hung like a hamster. | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it "Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do "Taffen up, that was poor. | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. " lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT  | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
Taffen up, that was poor. "Ok ok Poo poo wee wee pants Better ? | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass"Your arse *should* be banned | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
Taffen up, that was poor.
Ok ok
Poo poo wee wee pants
Better ? "Actually that made me titter | |||
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"I'd rather shag ma maw" I already did | |||
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"We're to nice to be horrible ya dick wipes " shut it splat face | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
hung like a hamster."Nope! Hung like the flea on a hamster! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/17 18:37:12] If you only had even half a brain cell you'd be dangerous "showing the only hands that have been near his cock. | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you You tried - the skunk turned you down! " Sweetheart I never get turned down | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do "Pooch was first in the queue when looks were handed out  | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
hung like a hamster.
Nope! Hung like the flea on a hamster! "nice arse but those fucking bumgrapes swayed me away | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT "Put a (lu)pin in it | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. " You're turning into a right boa with these puns | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
hung like a hamster.
Nope! Hung like the flea on a hamster! "Could be worse ,,, hung like dick turpin ,,,gulp !!! | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
Pooch was first in the queue when looks were handed out "That's so very true ans brains too | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. You're turning into a right boa with these puns "I'm vipering the floor with you | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned"Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth | |||
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"cunt thread...for anyone..apart from me..cos am cool" a wee 'eck wi' a wee cock. | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
"I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny! | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
hung like a hamster.
Nope! Hung like the flea on a hamster!
nice arse but those fucking bumgrapes swayed me away"Thank feck for that! At least they served a purpose! | |||
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"cunt thread...for anyone..apart from me..cos am cool a wee 'eck wi' a wee cock. " last years denims are so last year....FUD! | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. You're turning into a right boa with these puns
I'm vipering the floor with you "Your boomslang is poor | |||
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"Oh let's try Stinky smelly socks Best i can do
hung like a hamster.
Nope! Hung like the flea on a hamster!
nice arse but those fucking bumgrapes swayed me away
Thank feck for that! At least they served a purpose! "only purpose was me gagging on yer hairy grapes...reported profile | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!"Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh | |||
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"Not playing Fat Arse !! "Ok | |||
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"Not playing Fat Arse FACE !! " | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth "Stop being so self-defecating | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Eeew all I'm gonna think about when I see your picture now is clinkers
You don't empress me much "Think there should have been at least a boom boom at the end of that! | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh "typical leftie femminist...and cunt | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Eeew all I'm gonna think about when I see your picture now is clinkers
You don't empress me much "Think there should have been at least a boom boom at the end of that! | |||
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"Not playing Fat Arse !! "Aw feck off then! Hannibal Lechter needs his smile back! | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. You're turning into a right boa with these puns
I'm vipering the floor with you
Your boomslang is poor "Apologies, I'm a bit cottonmouth | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh "Erm.excuse me what's wrong with being ever so Welsh , you trumpy pants | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed." 'Takes one to know one!' | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
typical leftie femminist...and cunt"You're supposed to be insulting me, dude -- that's a compliment | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed." God I love it when you talk dirty... see what I did there? | |||
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" You don't empress me much Think there should have been at least a boom boom at the end of that!" Boy George wants his hat back | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth
Stop being so self-defecating "Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid | |||
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"being sober...makes me think, you werent as good as you looked last nite...even then, u were a bit minging" she was d*unk and you were mingin, but in the morning she'll be sober.... | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
typical leftie femminist...and cunt
You're supposed to be insulting me, dude -- that's a compliment "oopsd.. you are trumps little middle finger..that likes its lil brown hole | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!' "Well done. Fuckwit | |||
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"being sober...makes me think, you werent as good as you looked last nite...even then, u were a bit minging she was d*unk and you were mingin, but in the morning she'll be sober...." That'd make a great song! | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
Erm.excuse me what's wrong with being ever so Welsh , you trumpy pants "Because ewe suck | |||
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"being sober...makes me think, you werent as good as you looked last nite...even then, u were a bit minging she was d*unk and you were mingin, but in the morning she'll be sober...." thank fuck her bjs were awful...send her to the shops...that bitch need excerise | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit "Better than a half-wit! | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
typical leftie femminist...and cunt
You're supposed to be insulting me, dude -- that's a compliment
oopsd..
you are trumps little middle finger..that likes its lil brown hole"Come back to me when you're funny | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
Erm.excuse me what's wrong with being ever so Welsh , you trumpy pants
Because ewe suck
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit "The only pearl necklace you've ever got. | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
Erm.excuse me what's wrong with being ever so Welsh , you trumpy pants
Because ewe suck
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth
Stop being so self-defecating
Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid "True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly | |||
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Your *ahem* wannabee python ain't getting anywhere near my holy grail. lil red riding hood speaks again...TWAT
Put a (lu)pin in it
I will not...go shave yer overgrown man fanny!
Myfanwy? I'm not bloody Welsh
typical leftie femminist...and cunt
You're supposed to be insulting me, dude -- that's a compliment
oopsd..
you are trumps little middle finger..that likes its lil brown hole
Come back to me when you're funny "come back when your bum not runny | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit! "I can't help my height. Lanky cunt | |||
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"That's it I'm going for a walk , your all English thingy stinky dismal duffers. ( i think your all splendid really , ) Back in a while "#walkingspaff | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit!
I can't help my height.
Lanky cunt "Jealous muchly??
We all know you're not short sighted - you wear those glasses to give your meets target practice when they cum - but most are so feckin old they still miss! | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly " The only meets you get. | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck. "you'd still get a delete unread. | |||
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"That's it I'm going for a walk , your all English thingy stinky dismal duffers. ( i think your all splendid really , ) Back in a while
#walkingspaff "What's a spaff? Are you typing mid-wank again? I warned you about that last time you ordered a jam and pineapple pizza! | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit!
I can't help my height.
Lanky cunt
Jealous muchly??
We all know you're not short sighted - you wear those glasses to give your meets target practice when they cum - but most are so feckin old they still miss! "Jealous? Nah...not of your veiny bow legs from being spread too much Don't start on the old boys, it's not their fault | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck.
you'd still get a delete unread."Rats arse | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck. "says 2003 verify u sad pathetic woman...oops man or thing | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly The only meets you get." True story | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck.
you'd still get a delete unread."You wish, like you'd even be worthy of getting a message. | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck.
you'd still get a delete unread.
Rats arse "I met your mum and sister. nice woman. | |||
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"All a bunch of wankers, way too ugly to fuck.
you'd still get a delete unread.
You wish, like you'd even be worthy of getting a message. "admin are always messaging me. | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly The only meets you get. True story "they just pity fucked you. | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! Do you sometimes get tired of all the sycophantic arse-licking that goes on here - or conversely - the needless arguments and unpleasantness? So - let's have some fun!!
Post on this thread if you have a thick skin and a (preferably warped) sense of humour!
Hurl an insult at anyone on the thread or just completely take the piss! Keep it fun - but be prepared to have your ego battered!
So - who's in? Gimme your best insult! "Don't know about Peachy but with an arse like that would have thought Passion Fruit would be more appropriate! | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly The only meets you get. True story
they just pity fucked you."They couldn't even get hard  | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit!
I can't help my height.
Lanky cunt
Jealous muchly??
We all know you're not short sighted - you wear those glasses to give your meets target practice when they cum - but most are so feckin old they still miss!
Jealous? Nah...not of your veiny bow legs from being spread too much
Don't start on the old boys, it's not their fault "True - but if I wasn't bow legged I'd be 6ft 2! | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly The only meets you get. True story
they just pity fucked you.
They couldn't even get hard "your fault, find a nicer mask. | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit!
I can't help my height.
Lanky cunt
Jealous muchly??
We all know you're not short sighted - you wear those glasses to give your meets target practice when they cum - but most are so feckin old they still miss!
Jealous? Nah...not of your veiny bow legs from being spread too much
Don't start on the old boys, it's not their fault
True - but if I wasn't bow legged I'd be 6ft 2! "If I wasn't half blind and short I would get more sex | |||
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"That's it I'm going for a walk , your all English thingy stinky dismal duffers. ( i think your all splendid really , ) Back in a while
#walkingspaff
What's a spaff? Are you typing mid-wank again? I warned you about that last time you ordered a jam and pineapple pizza! "Spaff ~ it's sam-ish for spunk/ jizz/ man fat/ sperm. Yeah... was stroking off to your pictures and Lost interest | |||
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"That's it I'm going for a walk , your all English thingy stinky dismal duffers. ( i think your all splendid really , ) Back in a while
#walkingspaff
What's a spaff? Are you typing mid-wank again? I warned you about that last time you ordered a jam and pineapple pizza!
Spaff ~ it's sam-ish for spunk/ jizz/ man fat/ sperm.
Yeah... was stroking off to your pictures and Lost interest "I totally get that! I always lose interest when I look at my pictures! | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth
Stop being so self-defecating
Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid
True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly "it has to be voluntary because who'd pay for a twatfaced,rancid shit spouting dumbass | |||
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" Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly The only meets you get. True story
they just pity fucked you.
They couldn't even get hard
your fault, find a nicer mask."Do you want the mask I made of your face back then? | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed. 'Takes one to know one!'
Well done.
Fuckwit
Better than a half-wit!
I can't help my height.
Lanky cunt
Jealous muchly??
We all know you're not short sighted - you wear those glasses to give your meets target practice when they cum - but most are so feckin old they still miss!
Jealous? Nah...not of your veiny bow legs from being spread too much
Don't start on the old boys, it's not their fault
True - but if I wasn't bow legged I'd be 6ft 2!
If I wasn't half blind and short I would get more sex "It's fine - this is fab - you have a vagina! All is good oh vertically challenged blind one! | |||
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" Do you want the mask I made of your face back then?" no, keep it for wank fodder | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth
Stop being so self-defecating
Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid
True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly
it has to be voluntary because who'd pay for a twatfaced,rancid shit spouting dumbass "You're recycling. Or perhaps you've forgotten you've used those words already. #dementiaisabitch | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
"You shouldn't eat loo paper. It's probably what made your arse stick out like that. | |||
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"A lot of spunk bubble breathers in here that need to go off and give their heads a wobble "If I do that won't all the spunk bubbles escape from my nose? | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
You shouldn't eat loo paper. It's probably what made your arse stick out like that. "I eat loo paper to take the taste away of the rancid load you shot in my mouth last week! | |||
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"A lot of spunk bubble breathers in here that need to go off and give their heads a wobble
If I do that won't all the spunk bubbles escape from my nose? "Only because they been fucking your nostrils instead of the wizards sleeve. | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth "That's cos all your fudge gets tightly packed up regularly. Probably comes out of your dick! | |||
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"I can't even bring myself to type the insult I thought of. I deleted it before I finished.... my self censorship is a bit too strong right now. Pussy If you want me to retort with mine, you'll have to do better than that. Disclosure begets disclosure
Twatface
Just stick it on a photoshopped picture with your arse and upload it
Put the insult on a picture with my arse on it.....I could do that but would probably get banned. Dumbass
Your arse *should* be banned
Less shite comes out of my arse than your mouth
Stop being so self-defecating
Yeah but at least my shit isn't rancid
True, in your case it's you that's old, stale and rancid. Luckily I do voluntary outreach for the elderly
it has to be voluntary because who'd pay for a twatfaced,rancid shit spouting dumbass
You're recycling. Or perhaps you've forgotten you've used those words already.
#dementiaisabitch"I hadn't combined them as an insult until then. At least I got to 53 before completely losing my marbles  | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Great comeback
I thank you!
Actually - come lick it! It'll sweeten your breath better than the toothpaste you were using last time we had lunch!
I had to make sure the flies would gather round me instead of you for your photo's... "At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you " Yeah, like a skunk would let your mouth near its 'hoops'. | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum " the best veri you've received | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum " Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
Great comeback
I thank you!
Actually - come lick it! It'll sweeten your breath better than the toothpaste you were using last time we had lunch!
I had to make sure the flies would gather round me instead of you for your photo's...
At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. "That wasn't a slug - that was your cock! | |||
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"Bunch of attention seeking back stabbing cunts. All playing your own game, all two faced and full of shit with photos that make eyes bleed." Please stop describing me in so much detail. | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum " If your face looks that bad, how horrific is your arsehole? | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup" I do. | |||
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"Rather lick a skunks hoop than spend an hour with any of you You tried - the skunk turned you down! Sweetheart I never get turned down "Probably don't get turned up either! | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock! "if the slug bought you a bacardi breezer and chips you'd still have fucked it. | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup I do. " Bummer | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup I do. Bummer" thought you'd be pleased, finding your twin | |||
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"That's it I'm going for a walk , your all English thingy stinky dismal duffers. ( i think your all splendid really , ) Back in a while "This is supposed to be a non-serious thread. Please tone down your words. They are very hurtful. | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup I do... " ...It like a brother do it like a dude grab my crotch wear my hat low like you | |||
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"I'm not licking that arse
Don't blame you! I ran out of loo role weeks ago!
You shouldn't eat loo paper. It's probably what made your arse stick out like that.
I eat loo paper to take the taste away of the rancid load you shot in my mouth last week! "Hey! That was my best load! I told you to swallow it so it's your own fault! | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock! "Now that explains why you were putting so much sea salt on it! I'm glad you still ate it though. You're very brave. | |||
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"Face like a prolapsed rectum Oh come on, you don't look that bad! #liftasisterup I do. Bummer" I see myself reflected in you | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock!
if the slug bought you a bacardi breezer and chips you'd still have fucked it."Only if the chips were in a barm! I have standards f'fecks sake! | |||
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I'm far too nice! | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock!
Now that explains why you were putting so much sea salt on it! I'm glad you still ate it though. You're very brave.
"Brave?? I should get the Victoria Cross for sucking on that fucking thing! | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock!
if the slug bought you a bacardi breezer and chips you'd still have fucked it.
Only if the chips were in a barm! I have standards f'fecks sake! "Nobody even knows what a barm is you bumpkin. | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock!
Now that explains why you were putting so much sea salt on it! I'm glad you still ate it though. You're very brave.
Brave?? I should get the Victoria Cross for sucking on that fucking thing!"Ah Victoria, how you enjoyed her coronation. | |||
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I'm off out shortly - but won't be remotely offended if someone wants to nick the idea and start a part two!
Love y'all really! | |||
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" At least the flies are an improvement to the slugs that hung around your arse last year. That wasn't a slug - that was your cock!
if the slug bought you a bacardi breezer and chips you'd still have fucked it.
Only if the chips were in a barm! I have standards f'fecks sake! "Ye Gods! Only eejits call it a Barm! Anyone knows it's a Bread Cake! | |||
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