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over a year ago
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Picture the scene.....
He was sat there , watching me and waiting for the scream to be ommited from my mouth...
I looked at him and smiled, slowly turning i picked up the flipflop ....
Walking slowly towards him, i raised my hand which held the deadly weapon...
He didnt stand a chance as the flipflop hit him squarely on the head...body and legs.....
Kin hate spiders
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"Picture the scene.....
He was sat there , watching me and waiting for the scream to be ommited from my mouth...
I looked at him and smiled, slowly turning i picked up the flipflop ....
Walking slowly towards him, i raised my hand which held the deadly weapon...
He didnt stand a chance as the flipflop hit him squarely on the head...body and legs.....
Kin hate spiders
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 . that showed him who was boss lol |
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Now all the baby spiders are calling for their mummy or daddy and pretty soon, when all is quiet they will come looking for you..... (cue evil laugh)
Mistress x
ps... sleep well - dont have nightmares. |
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"Will be sleeping covered in flipflops "
can we have a pic of that would look so cool xx i have had a thing for flipflopes for years from age of 4 my mum would make us have them on all summer long even in the rain . lol last ones i got free in a mag .. blue so go with my jean shorts. |
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Siren hates creepy crawlies with a vengeance, so it was a good job she never went into the kitchen just now before she went to bed. I went to make meself a brew and spotted two little bugs crawling across the floor but it seemed they don't like light cos they scarpered as soon as I turned the lights on. There was a biggun about 6mm in length and a slighter smaller one. The biggun got away but I managed to splat the little one.
You could say it was the lesser of two weevils. |
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I used to have a pet Spider... Wherever it was in the house it would come running... 
One day the kid from next door pulled its legs off and now I whistle or call and... Nothing...
Which proves that if you pull the legs off a spider, it goes deaf... |
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