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"Morning MissH. Thank you so much. Please may I have a croissant and coffee? " Sure babs, would you like any jam? | |||
"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x "I'll send it up 
Anything for your toast? | |||
"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? " ....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol | |||
"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x
I'll send it up
Anything for your toast?"Butter and a little marmalade please | |||
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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? ....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol" You know what you can do?   | |||
"Yes please in bed would be nice, so just coffee and toast please x
I'll send it up
Anything for your toast?
Butter and a little marmalade please "Sure thing | |||
"Morning Miss H, Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please "How do you like your eggs? | |||
"You know my order "Yes, yes I do | |||
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"Morning Miss H, Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please
How do you like your eggs? "Poached please xxx | |||
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"Milky coffee please X " Feel free to share some of my bacon | |||
"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? ....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol You know what you can do? ".....then why ask lol | |||
"Morning MissH. Thank you so much. Please may I have a croissant and coffee? Sure babs, would you like any jam? " Warmed with a smidge of jam would be perfect thanks | |||
"2 poached eggs on wholemeal toast please and a pot of tea" Coming right up | |||
"Morning Miss H, Any chance of a full English with strong coffee please
How do you like your eggs?
Poached please xxx" | |||
"Milky coffee please X " Morning, milky coffee coming your way | |||
"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? ....you can start by washing up last night's dishes then nip round with the hoover then put on a full English for moi .......then whilst I'm eating that nip to the shop and get my Sunday paper .....that's all for now lol You know what you can do? .....then why ask lol"I'll make your breakfast. You best do the rest yourself | |||
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"Good morning miss honey, could I have some granola and a cup of tea please x "Sure you can x | |||
"Can I have an all day breakfast. No rush. I will wait until everyone has eaten, so we can be alone. X" There is a quiet corner over there; take a seat and I'll bring it over  | |||
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"2 poached eggs on wholemeal toast please and a pot of tea Coming right up " And the Sunday Times please | |||
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Is there enough for me xxx | |||
"Can I have an all day breakfast. No rush. I will wait until everyone has eaten, so we can be alone. X There is a quiet corner over there; take a seat and I'll bring it over "Be careful, once you come over, you may not want to leave for quite a while. | |||
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"Tea for starters " | |||
"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please? " I read that as a doggy hotel! | |||
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"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please? I read that as a doggy hotel! "A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome | |||
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"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please? I read that as a doggy hotel!
A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome "My mind was in the gutter and I was thinking more of the sexual position | |||
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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? " already eaten thank you done bagels with Philadelphia cheese for me and Mrs tea & coffee before off to work | |||
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"It's Sunday so naturally I am in the kitchen wanting to feed you all. Come in and sit down, the radio is playing some mellow tunes and the air is filled with the scent of coffee. What can I get you? " A BJ please | |||
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"Decent coffee would be welcome. Currently drinking instant stuff in a dodgy hotel. Cappuccino please? I read that as a doggy hotel!
A doggy hotel, as in a hotel for docs, sounds awesome
My mind was in the gutter and I was thinking more of the sexual position "My mind is a permanent resident in the gutter | |||
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Coffee and toast would be great thanks. | |||
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Miss honey may I have an extra large coffee please | |||
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"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please. " Rough night? | |||
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"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please. Rough night? " I was celebrating. Blackpool was full of rugby chaps. It seemed like a fabulous idea at the time. | |||
"Can of Irn Bru and 2 Nurofen please. Rough night? I was celebrating. Blackpool was full of rugby chaps. It seemed like a fabulous idea at the time. " Oh I would have been too. | |||
"Smoked bacon, grilled, two poached eggs, two Lincolnshire sausages, just browned in a pan then finished in the oven, black pudding, flash fried to give a crispy coat, baked beans, gently warmed mind to ensure every bean has been brought up to temp and finished with oregano and cheddar, toast, prepared so it's not hot but still warm, achieved by leaving it in toaster for a minute or two before everything else ready and garlic mushrooms with fresh chillies, must be fresh chillies now.....have you got all that? Oh, and by the way it's Aroma of coffee Not Scent, don't know where some people get their employees from these days!!!!" Which bacon? English, American or Canadian? Grilled, fried or oven baked? Plain or maple syrup coated (as today's Special's board lists)? How many pieces and would you like them arranged in rows, crisscrossed, around the edge, stacked or arranged in a vertical angle? Would you like the traditional bacon from pork or the turkey version, maybe the vegetarian option made from, well you don't want to know what it's made from, just that here's no meat. Chef can also come up with the Heston Blumenthal bacon, but that would have to be preordered as a dinner dessert, because it's made with banana skins, cinnamon porridge and a mysterious ingredient which no one in the kitchen want to handle once it has been harvested and still sticky. The eggs, duck, chicken, quail, goose..... | |||
