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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek

Yep, condoms

I know it sounds silly, but one thing that can instantly turn me off someone and make me "Oh hell no" is when they call it a comdom. It screams immature to me. I know it's just a word that is being pronounced wrong, but I can't shake it. I think it's because it reminds me of being at school (honestly, I can remember that far back)

Another one is valentimes. Drives me mad

Do any of you have words (or wrong words!) that drive you a little scatty?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Pacifically really, a whole oceans worth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a real bugbear with some typed words, if that counts?

'How's you',

'you're/your' or 'there/their/they're' being used incorrectly.

I hate 'lol'.

So mine are manly typed I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oops, mainly typed*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sssplain!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Though I did used to know a guy who said 'exspecially'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hospickle or chimly get on my tits.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Erm. Oh. Cannidate. Nooo. I won't be letting you know what I thought of your cannidate.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I hate 'loose' being used as a verb instead of a noun

'I want to loose some weight'. It's lose... LOSE!!!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?"

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a real bugbear with some typed words, if that counts?

'How's you',

'you're/your' or 'there/their/they're' being used incorrectly.

I hate 'lol'.

So mine are manly typed I guess."

All of these! And can I add hear and here to this list - infuriating!

I've also come across a few people refer to cuckolding as cuck-holding which sounds like a very different thing!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Hospickle or chimly get on my tits. "

Get that lots round here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

"

Oooh right I'm with you now; sorry I was looking at your arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When folk over 'egg'saturate certain E words during Easter.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Erm. Oh. Cannidate. Nooo. I won't be letting you know what I thought of your cannidate. "

I think that would bug the shit out of me.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

Oooh right I'm with you now; sorry I was looking at your arse "

Forgiven. You'll need to make it up to me though!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"When folk over 'egg'saturate certain E words during Easter."

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep, condoms

I know it sounds silly, but one thing that can instantly turn me off someone and make me "Oh hell no" is when they call it a comdom. It screams immature to me. I know it's just a word that is being pronounced wrong, but I can't shake it. I think it's because it reminds me of being at school (honestly, I can remember that far back)

Another one is valentimes. Drives me mad

Do any of you have words (or wrong words!) that drive you a little scatty?"

An inability to string a coherent sentence together is a huge turn off. And bad spelling...just no!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hospickle or chimly get on my tits.

Get that lots round here."

does it occur as often as your bottom gets oiled?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely going to start calling them Penis Protectors from now on!

Makes them sound so much more heroic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also bugs me why a blow Job is called so when in fact it's sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People using he's when they should be using his and vice versa.

Are instead of Our

Your when they mean You'll (as in Your be OK)

All basics that we're taught in primary school ffs

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Yep, condoms

I know it sounds silly, but one thing that can instantly turn me off someone and make me "Oh hell no" is when they call it a comdom. It screams immature to me. I know it's just a word that is being pronounced wrong, but I can't shake it. I think it's because it reminds me of being at school (honestly, I can remember that far back)

Another one is valentimes. Drives me mad

Do any of you have words (or wrong words!) that drive you a little scatty?

An inability to string a coherent sentence together is a huge turn off. And bad spelling...just no! "

I can cope with spelling being incorrect if they can say the word correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep, condoms

I know it sounds silly, but one thing that can instantly turn me off someone and make me "Oh hell no" is when they call it a comdom. It screams immature to me. I know it's just a word that is being pronounced wrong, but I can't shake it. I think it's because it reminds me of being at school (honestly, I can remember that far back)

Another one is valentimes. Drives me mad

Do any of you have words (or wrong words!) that drive you a little scatty?

An inability to string a coherent sentence together is a huge turn off. And bad spelling...just no! "

Punctuation and grammar also, never start a new sentence with and.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

Oooh right I'm with you now; sorry I was looking at your arse

Forgiven. You'll need to make it up to me though! "

Yeah I will..

Ok yeah, I hate the "was you" response to a statement!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People using he's when they should be using his and vice versa.

Are instead of Our

Your when they mean You'll (as in Your be OK)

All basics that we're taught in primary school ffs"

Ffs indeed.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek

Odvious

Grrrrr that was one of my ex's.

"Well it's odvious isn't it?"

NO NUMBNUTS IT'S NOT! Arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Odvious

Grrrrr that was one of my ex's.

"Well it's odvious isn't it?"

NO NUMBNUTS IT'S NOT! Arghhhh"

You sure can pick em OP

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

Oooh right I'm with you now; sorry I was looking at your arse

Forgiven. You'll need to make it up to me though!

Yeah I will..

Ok yeah, I hate the "was you" response to a statement! "

Unless you're being blamed for something and you forgot to put the "it" at the front

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont like anyone calling them anything other than a condom, for some reason the slang names for them just really don't sit with me well but no idea why.

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By *kmanMan  over a year ago

Letterkenny

I like these terms . penis armour or papa-stopper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're saying you'd rather someone used Penis Protector than Condom?

At least penis and protector are real words. Comdom isn't.

Oooh right I'm with you now; sorry I was looking at your arse

Forgiven. You'll need to make it up to me though!

Yeah I will..

Ok yeah, I hate the "was you" response to a statement!

Unless you're being blamed for something and you forgot to put the "it" at the front "

Yeah I guess - still forgetting "it" is just tardy!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Though I did used to know a guy who said 'exspecially' "

That one my lip curl.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I dont like anyone calling them anything other than a condom, for some reason the slang names for them just really don't sit with me well but no idea why."

I don't mind slang names. But if you're gonna call it a condom call it a condom not a chuffing comdom.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Pacifically really, a whole oceans worth "

Agreed.

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

Being dyslexic mean I am fucked then. it took me 3 times reading the comdom thingy to realize it was not condom.....

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Being dyslexic mean I am fucked then. it took me 3 times reading the comdom thingy to realize it was not condom....."

But you got there. Do you say it right though? That's my issue.

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By *aptain BangalotMan  over a year ago

SW London

Theirs many things hear and there that annoy me gamaticcly. The worse is 'bugbear'. It makes me fink of a genetically created half bug half bear animal. It gives me the heapy jeepies.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Theirs many things hear and there that annoy me gamaticcly. The worse is 'bugbear'. It makes me fink of a genetically created half bug half bear animal. It gives me the heapy jeepies."

I almost had a cardiac arrest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pacifically really, a whole oceans worth

Agreed. "

Missed this one. Another that boils my piss is "ezacly" and it took me ages to write it like that because my iPhone kept correcting it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Theirs many things hear and there that annoy me gamaticcly. The worse is 'bugbear'. It makes me fink of a genetically created half bug half bear animal. It gives me the heapy jeepies."

Nice work

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