FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How to survive a wedding reception?

How to survive a wedding reception?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated! "

I fucked a bridesmaid in her hotel room. That killed a bit of time.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eliWoman over a year ago

Dance with the children like a fool!

Flirt incessantly with those who show or reciprocate interest.

Enjoy the buffet.

Not drink too much.

That's how I survive them.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

Sometimes when i can't be arsed to talk to strangers i pretend to be deaf

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated!

I fucked a bridesmaid in her hotel room. That killed a bit of time.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes when i can't be arsed to talk to strangers i pretend to be deaf"

Pardon ??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Urgh torture!

The only way to get through it is alcohol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That sounds like a good recipe... avoid the dancing with children bit I think!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sometimes when i can't be arsed to talk to strangers i pretend to be deaf"

I like it ....this could work

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dance with the children like a fool!

Flirt incessantly with those who show or reciprocate interest.

Enjoy the buffet.

Not drink too much.

That's how I survive them. "

I think you should have had bullet points or a line separating those first two suggestions. When you read them back together it sounds wrong!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a note book and pretend to be a food critic. Casually ask the staff if the head chef is working today.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Don't go

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take a note book and pretend to be a food critic. Casually ask the staff if the head chef is working today. "

Ha ha I like this one, excellent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

What's with all the negativity towards a wedding reception?!

You solved it in the original post, drink! And maybe a cigar.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Practice writing the "Sorry to hear your getting divorced' card.

Seems most don't last the course nowadays.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Sometimes when i can't be arsed to talk to strangers i pretend to be deaf

I like it ....this could work

Just smile and shake your ear lobe, gets rid of them nicely. Al Pacino did it in a film once and i stole it. Gets awkward if they start sign languging you though.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hide in a corner. I once occupied the pop up photo booth handing out props for the photos for an hour. Or I talk to the dj/band all night. I've also walked to the local bar for a couple of hours and returned later. Nobody knew.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"I hide in a corner. I once occupied the pop up photo booth handing out props for the photos for an hour. Or I talk to the dj/band all night. I've also walked to the local bar for a couple of hours and returned later. Nobody knew.

Liking your style

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Great opportunity to get to know some new people and socialise.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lsd

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Expert advice there, occupying the photo booth...classic move, I hope they have one of those tonight.

Could also attempt to photobomb all the wedding pics!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Sometimes when i can't be arsed to talk to strangers i pretend to be deaf"

You can say that again.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagination is a wonderful thing....use it to it's Best Advantage...the Evening will fly by

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy the celebration of your friends or families marriage?

Crazy I know

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

It would have to be some magic photo booth for that to happen ... we can see if it has a fab setting

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

It would have to be some magic photo booth for that to happen ... we can see if it has a fab setting

It'll have some Fab ppl in it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

It would have to be some magic photo booth for that to happen ... we can see if it has a fab setting

It'll have some Fab ppl in it

It will be a tight squeeze, you will may have to sit on my props

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My main tactic is:

*1 Get a d*unk

*2 Hit on single women

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

It would have to be some magic photo booth for that to happen ... we can see if it has a fab setting

It'll have some Fab ppl in it

It will be a tight squeeze, you will may have to sit on my props

Do you have a tongue that would be most comfortable?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't usually enjoy weddings - especially family weddings. But I went to a friend's wedding last year and loved it. She didn't even have alcohol so I couldn't have gotten d*unk.

I danced, a lot. I think dancing is the best way to get through all the tough things in life.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't go

I've had no better offers!

What about your sis?

Thanks sis ... that's really going to make the evening fly by lol

You're welcome bro

I'll be waiting for you in the photo booth

Pics for my profile?

It would have to be some magic photo booth for that to happen ... we can see if it has a fab setting

It'll have some Fab ppl in it

It will be a tight squeeze, you will may have to sit on my props

Do you have a tongue that would be most comfortable?

Lol wasn't planning on taking a towel with me tonight and you would make the seat all wet again

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you feel you have to 'survive', why go in the first place?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated! "

Stand at the bar looking lost, girls will just come and talk to you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated! "

Get d*unk then you won't have to think about it being awkward being there in your own

Or take a plus one

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Dance with the children like a fool!

Flirt incessantly with those who show or reciprocate interest.

Enjoy the buffet.

Not drink too much.

That's how I survive them. "

This but drink to get moderately pissed so every tune is a Ttttuuuune!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *atietvsheffTV/TS over a year ago

Sheffield

Look at the bride in envy as she wears a gorgeous dress,sexy undies,stockings and high heels that katie would love to be wearing and then imaging wearing the full bridal outfit And nipping outside for a spot of fresh air to be followed by a waiter who pushes katie against a wall, pulls up my wedding dress, pulls my silk French knickers to one side and he empties his balls deep and hard bareback into a blushing bride and leaves katie the bride to clean up his mess and carry on dancing al night until

Being taken upstairs by the groom who finds that katie is already well lubricated when he starts to slide into his bride

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated!

Get d*unk then you won't have to think about it being awkward being there in your own

Or take a plus one

Mmmm yes the second option would definitely make it more fun!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tip is dont try pull the bride

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to one of these tonight on my own, any tips to get me through the evening, other than drink heavily, much appreciated!

Get d*unk then you won't have to think about it being awkward being there in your own

Or take a plus one

Mmmm yes the second option would definitely make it more fun!

Well I'm sure you could find a plus one if you tried

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Good tips, as I'm planning a wedding and would prefer that if anyone thought they needed to survive, I'd rather they didn't turn up at all. There's always a reserve list to work on.

So, alcohol, photo booth, dancing and a supply of horny guests to satisfy demand? Would like to be one of those involved and my partner would too!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic