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I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
"
Will there be a buffet,,?  |
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
Will there be a buffet,,? "
A Phoebe Buffet?
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape  "
Where will you be holding said grape?  |
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape? "
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess |
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess "
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? |
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? "
Of course... I shall throw a bra on my head and create perfection just like they did in wierd science.
One ideal bronzed Adonis coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth? "
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Of course... I shall throw a bra on my head and create perfection just like they did in wierd science.
One ideal bronzed Adonis coming up "
I have the theme song in my head now!
What do you maniacs want to do first?! |
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx"
You need to slap some fake tan on mukka |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx"
Erm...no hes for bouncing after |
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after "
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake. |
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"Oh I'll come, can't go on the trampoline though, I'm wearing a short summer dress and no knickers! "
Yes your first in the Que. see how high you can bounce . Promise I won't look lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake."
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce! "
Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce!
Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx"
Im always good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be on duty as bum oiler or can I just relax?
You can do whatever you desire. I may even feed you a grape
Where will you be holding said grape?
We ain't playing no ting tong ping pong thumper my gal, I shall hang it above your chops and feed it ya all posh like. Like a Roman chuffing godess
Could I have a bronzed adonis fan me at the same time? In a teeny tiny loin cloth?
Will a white Welsh bloke in ck trucks do for now xx
Erm...no hes for bouncing after
He's not taking trampoline duties seriously. I think we should burn him at the stake.
Or buy an actual trampoline and not let him on it! Only good girls get to bounce!
Are you a good girl then. Bunny hop or will you be playing in the sand pit xx
Im always good "
Fellow celt you must be great xxx |
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic
Oh yes, all fresh produce
And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat
Smashing, nobody likes unwashed veg"
So are you a nibbler or a gobbler? |
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"I'm ready for a nice picnic
Oh yes, all fresh produce
And definitely organic, washed and ready to eat
Smashing, nobody likes unwashed veg
So are you a nibbler or a gobbler? "
I like to take my time and enjoy my food.
I never listened to my parents when they told me to stop playing with it  |
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx
Might as well just go naked then. "
Seen ur pics. Crack on Fab body lol
Sun would go in if I went naked haha |
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"Oh I'll come, can't go on the trampoline though, I'm wearing a short summer dress and no knickers!
Oh.... I think you will definitely be going on the trampoline, like it or not "
Okay, yes Miss |
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
"
Balloon me baby..... I'm melting |
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
Balloon me baby..... I'm melting "
Just don't duck, if I miss and hit the pooch she won't be impressed
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"Don't be sexist . Wet shorts as well plz xxx
Might as well just go naked then.
With a freshly spanked bottom
Handprints optional  "
It's not a spank with out a hand print .. he he xx |
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"I'm fresh out the shower, hair is all wet and smelling lush (I wish I could say it's a sexy look, like from a shampoo advert but in truth I look like the bird out the ring)
However.... I'm wearing a pair of teeny tiny pants and vest top, I'm going in the garden to exist out there for a while.
So... garden party anyone?
I shall provide water balloons.
Balloon me baby..... I'm melting
Just don't duck, if I miss and hit the pooch she won't be impressed
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Fat chance !
I'm 6"4 and 17 stone, if I lay flat on the floor and breath in you'd still struggle to miss
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