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over a year ago
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Does that include ironing, there is a stack that needs doing...
The garden needs to be tidied and there is a new gazebo that I want put together, once you have done that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a man of simple tastes and pleasures.
A coffee social and a natter over a cake with you would be just perfect! 
I haven't forgotten the pre-UNLOS plan.
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  me neither!  |
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By *kmanMan
over a year ago
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"If you could do anything to me (good or bad) or have anything from me, what would it be?
A cup of tea 
I'm really sorry but I have no tea stuff. I'll pop to the shops."
Thanks I am sure i could reward you for your effort  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Does that include ironing, there is a stack that needs doing...
The garden needs to be tidied and there is a new gazebo that I want put together, once you have done that..."
Ironing... when the weather is cooler. I do it naked, is that ok?
Garden and gazebo may be beyond me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have one of your sweets?
With pleasure. Just lean in and help yourself.
With my teeth? This could be a game.
Lips, teeth, hands..."
How many sweets do you have? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can I have one of your sweets?
With pleasure. Just lean in and help yourself.
With my teeth? This could be a game.
Lips, teeth, hands...
How many sweets do you have? "
A whole shop full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd have another night at a pub and some good conversation. Some things have happened in the world since the last time and I'd enjoy talking with you about it all. |
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"If you could do anything to me (good or bad) or have anything from me, what would it be?
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I would make you a cup of coffee (or beverage of your choice) so you would have something to do while I tried your shoes on. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could do anything to me (good or bad) or have anything from me, what would it be?
I would make you a cup of coffee (or beverage of your choice) so you would have something to do while I tried your shoes on. "
I'm a size 3... do you want them in colour, style or heel groupings?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue."
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts. |
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"If you could do anything to me (good or bad) or have anything from me, what would it be?
I would make you a cup of coffee (or beverage of your choice) so you would have something to do while I tried your shoes on.
I'm a size 3... do you want them in colour, style or heel groupings?
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Darn I'm a 4. Colour grouping please and I'll remain seated and squeeze my feet in  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could do anything to me (good or bad) or have anything from me, what would it be?
I would make you a cup of coffee (or beverage of your choice) so you would have something to do while I tried your shoes on.
I'm a size 3... do you want them in colour, style or heel groupings?
Darn I'm a 4. Colour grouping please and I'll remain seated and squeeze my feet in "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue.
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts."
And i bet they all read 'fuck me like hour life depended on it'.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would love to fk your tits then when Iam going to cum throw my cock balls deep in ur mouth "
Well, I'm sure that would be lovely for you... until I gagged, bit your cock and accidentally kicked you in the balls.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue.
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts.
And i bet they all read 'fuck me like hour life depended on it'. "
I think you must buy yours from a different supplier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue.
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts.
And i bet they all read 'fuck me like hour life depended on it'.
I think you must buy yours from a different supplier."
Hornton's. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue.
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts.
And i bet they all read 'fuck me like hour life depended on it'.
I think you must buy yours from a different supplier.
Hornton's. "
They're the ones that make chocolate cocks, aren't they?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Getting yourself to Somerset would be a good start. If you manage that i'd like to take the love heart from your mouth with my tongue.
I was in Somerset not that long ago. I've got a whole pack of lovehearts.
And i bet they all read 'fuck me like hour life depended on it'.
I think you must buy yours from a different supplier.
Hornton's.
They're the ones that make chocolate cocks, aren't they?
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And marshmallow boobs. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I'd quite like to sit in a comfy armchair with a Jura whisky whilst I watched my good friend pleasure you.
True story."
Sounds good to me. I have half a bottle of Jura waiting for a reason to be d*unk.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly, I'd quite like to sit in a comfy armchair with a Jura whisky whilst I watched my good friend pleasure you.
True story.
Sounds good to me. I have half a bottle of Jura waiting for a reason to be d*unk.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd like to go to lickety splitz for sweeties and gave a wander down through the old town x"
I didn't know about the shop when I chose my name - it was lovely visiting it... and wandering around Edinburgh with a local Fab guide. |
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