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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what do we look for when we're looking? With Suzi it's nearly always looks first and personality second, with Paul it's the other way round, can't see the point in having a meet with Angelina and Brad if she's going to spend all evening texting her mates and he's as dull as shit, but on the other hand there are just some people who you just wouldn't go there even if you had intrevenous viagra and you were off your tits. Just wondered what everyone else looked for   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today i'm gushing pmsl..
Last night we found form and function..
Total absolute perfection..
take it the circus was in town then  "
If it was I was too busy to watch....
Did you get paid/fed then???
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"Today i'm gushing pmsl..
Last night we found form and function..
Total absolute perfection..
take it the circus was in town then
If it was I was too busy to watch....
Did you get paid/fed then???
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ooooher pitbull patrol is back on
taking the bait quicker than normal...reckon he aint had a nash on his boner for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today i'm gushing pmsl..
Last night we found form and function..
Total absolute perfection..
take it the circus was in town then
If it was I was too busy to watch....
Did you get paid/fed then???
ooooher pitbull patrol is back on
taking the bait quicker than normal...reckon he aint had a nash on his boner for a while "
Or has he had a good nash and can concentrate even better lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today i'm gushing pmsl..
Last night we found form and function..
Total absolute perfection..
take it the circus was in town then
If it was I was too busy to watch....
Did you get paid/fed then???
ooooher pitbull patrol is back on
taking the bait quicker than normal...reckon he aint had a nash on his boner for a while
Or has he had a good nash and can concentrate even better lol... "
you mean these past few months thats been the problem with yer. you get a nosh on yer boner last nite and the worlds a better place |
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Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...  |
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place... "
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks"
Tummy??? No wonder it was just me getting his bone noshed last night lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks
Tummy??? No wonder it was just me getting his bone noshed last night lol.... "
well at least yer got something last nite.
wereas theres me, princess hairy gash whose a crap shag and worlds worst at blowjobs....nothing down for me, wondering what am doing on a swinging site
may take meself down to the river mersey and throw myself in....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks
Tummy??? No wonder it was just me getting his bone noshed last night lol....
well at least yer got something last nite.
wereas theres me, princess hairy gash whose a crap shag and worlds worst at blowjobs....nothing down for me, wondering what am doing on a swinging site
may take meself down to the river mersey and throw myself in....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear"
come and jump in the North Sea with me - I'm qualified in mouth to mouth and heart massage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks
Tummy??? No wonder it was just me getting his bone noshed last night lol....
well at least yer got something last nite.
wereas theres me, princess hairy gash whose a crap shag and worlds worst at blowjobs....nothing down for me, wondering what am doing on a swinging site
may take meself down to the river mersey and throw myself in....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
come and jump in the North Sea with me - I'm qualified in mouth to mouth and heart massage "
u just wana rub of me waterwings ya big perv ya....i told yer am crap at blowjobs so if yer save me yer still aint getting one |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Well... can't deny the last few months have been different.. and yeah had an effect.. but thats cause I have a heart lol..
Takes more than a nosh on a bone to put all that right.. but yeah, today the world is a nice place...
ah mr notts just took his heart out of storage.
ah the pitbull mellows...wants his tummy rubbing me thinks
Tummy??? No wonder it was just me getting his bone noshed last night lol....
well at least yer got something last nite.
wereas theres me, princess hairy gash whose a crap shag and worlds worst at blowjobs....nothing down for me, wondering what am doing on a swinging site
may take meself down to the river mersey and throw myself in....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
come and jump in the North Sea with me - I'm qualified in mouth to mouth and heart massage
u just wana rub of me waterwings ya big perv ya....i told yer am crap at blowjobs so if yer save me yer still aint getting one"
I'd still save ya xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear"
I'd never push ya in... Not from behind anyway!.. I'd do it from the front so I can see yer face pmsl..xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
I'd never push ya in... Not from behind anyway!.. I'd do it from the front so I can see yer face pmsl..xx "
yer would have to make sure you took your travelling box so that you could reach up and push, otherwise i would be just looking down at ya bald spot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
I'd never push ya in... Not from behind anyway!.. I'd do it from the front so I can see yer face pmsl..xx
yer would have to make sure you took your travelling box so that you could reach up and push, otherwise i would be just looking down at ya bald spot"
Bald lol..??
Not even thinning yet.... Peter Pan doesn't go bald... Hair, Teeth.. limbs.. all as they were the day I just passed puberty lol...
Ok... the rest is fooked but those bits are still ok... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
I'd never push ya in... Not from behind anyway!.. I'd do it from the front so I can see yer face pmsl..xx
yer would have to make sure you took your travelling box so that you could reach up and push, otherwise i would be just looking down at ya bald spot
Bald lol..??
Not even thinning yet.... Peter Pan doesn't go bald... Hair, Teeth.. limbs.. all as they were the day I just passed puberty lol...
Ok... the rest is fooked but those bits are still ok... "
just went to do me lunch, and thought i better come on coz i bet mr notts is talking to himself again. looks like he was looking in someone elses mirror when he posted the above tho. or perhaps he robbed those nutty ones from the circus |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"....and no pushing me from behind pitbull do yer hear
I'd never push ya in... Not from behind anyway!.. I'd do it from the front so I can see yer face pmsl..xx
yer would have to make sure you took your travelling box so that you could reach up and push, otherwise i would be just looking down at ya bald spot
Bald lol..??
Not even thinning yet.... Peter Pan doesn't go bald... Hair, Teeth.. limbs.. all as they were the day I just passed puberty lol...
Ok... the rest is fooked but those bits are still ok...
just went to do me lunch, and thought i better come on coz i bet mr notts is talking to himself again. looks like he was looking in someone elses mirror when he posted the above tho. or perhaps he robbed those nutty ones from the circus"
at least he's gone someone to talk to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I did take a peek in 'your' mirror.... Soon stepped back and got my own back out lol...
You did say circus.. not the fair??
The hall of mirrors can be a scary place obviously. |
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"So what do we look for when we're looking? With Suzi it's nearly always looks first and personality second, with Paul it's the other way round, can't see the point in having a meet with Angelina and Brad if she's going to spend all evening texting her mates and he's as dull as shit, but on the other hand there are just some people who you just wouldn't go there even if you had intrevenous viagra and you were off your tits. Just wondered what everyone else looked for "
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