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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When they say "I've met 5 women but none left me a veri"

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

He messages, even though it clearly states "no single guys"

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By *oyuer99Man over a year ago

PRESTON

When they have female pics and want to talk about what get you going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

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How many men have sent you a freind invite.

Your supposed to be on our side ?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The cock avatar nearly pokes your eye out

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Or when you see the first bit of the message.....What are you wea.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They send you a friend request after joining the site an hour ago from 360 miles away

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How many men have sent you a freind invite.

Your supposed to be on our side ?

It was a 'female'

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Nice tits, what's your Kik?

Works every time

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Has a status bemoaning a lack of meets

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Has a status bemoaning a lack of meets"

Three days after he's joined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was fed up but seeing this has made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they say"can i see a picture of you in your swimming trunks?"

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

The profile states that they are a couple but

1. They play alone

2. Male administers the profile

3. Only looking for women

4. No pictures or pictures of a cock.

5. They actually read the messages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they fab my cock pics but ignore the rest....?

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"He messages, even though it clearly states "no single guys"

Absolutely spot on.

Then like some twat on here earlier said, comes out with 'you can't be picky'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

Thr msg is 1 line in txt spk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they both (bi) want to meet but only he will be meeting first, but promises mmf on second visit.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk "

You're catching on quick for a newbie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When he speads his days on the forums moaning about all women who are meanies that don't reply to his shite message

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When they ask on the forums for profile advice...

.....and completely disregard all they are given

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When he speads his days on the forums moaning about all women who are meanies that don't reply to his shite message

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When he will only reply to the hot girls in a thread. Probably telling them some bullshit compliment to get his hands in her panties.

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By *litteasingManMan over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Nice tits, what's your Kik?

Works every time

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By *litteasingManMan over a year ago

Thereabouts

"When he will only reply to the hot girls in a thread. Probably telling them some bullshit compliment to get his hands in her panties.

Guilty just now...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Sends a message that says

"Hey"

And the pic that's attached is a winkle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When he try's to be nice and courteous. We're not all that bad are we.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

You're catching on quick for a newbie

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been on other sites miss pessimistic xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you agree to meet and he says sorry its only me meeting at minute wife's at work doing the ironing sleeping and taking the dog for a walk

You're catching on quick for a newbie

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you giving me the eye again ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Because they are the only people who can message me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He tells you about being able to breathe through his ears.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When their username is WellHung or MakeUSquirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they tell you how polite and respectful they are, and that they're not cunts like everyone else.

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