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over a year ago
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"Woke up this morning and my ankle is so sore! I don't know whether I was tossing and turning violenty or fell while sleep walking!"
sounds like a too much sex injury  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woke up this morning and my ankle is so sore! I don't know whether I was tossing and turning violenty or fell while sleep walking!
sounds like a too much sex injury "
So what's too much sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woke up this morning and my ankle is so sore! I don't know whether I was tossing and turning violenty or fell while sleep walking!
sounds like a too much sex injury
So what's too much sex?"
When you don't notice you knackerd your ankle because your tripping balls on all the endorphins from the sex! |
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over a year ago
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"I once woke up with a 'dead arm'. That was the weirdest feeling in my life 
Did you take advantage of it and crack one off? 
I couldn't move it  "
 that's no good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once woke up with a 'dead arm'. That was the weirdest feeling in my life
Did you take advantage of it and crack one off?
I couldn't move it
that's no good!"
I know, it was scary at first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once woke up with a 'dead arm'. That was the weirdest feeling in my life
Did you take advantage of it and crack one off?
I couldn't move it
that's no good!
I know, it was scary at first "
I get that, got out of bed for a pee once and had no feeling in my legs. Hit the deck and smashed my face off the wall. Worst bit was having to sit there like an idiot waiting for the feeling to come back while my nose poured with blood. Scary! |
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over a year ago
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"I woke up I'm pain too. (Un)fortunately just with period cramps 
Would you like a massage  ?"
My friend masseur once told me that it could be toxic to have back massage during period...So you can massage my feet or boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I woke up I'm pain too. (Un)fortunately just with period cramps
Would you like a massage ?
My friend masseur once told me that it could be toxic to have back massage during period...So you can massage my feet or boobs "
Haha what a clever friend |
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