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Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?
Games and frolics aplenty please.
And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that) 
Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely | |||
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"Already attending the pool party sorry." Me too and I hate sand | |||
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"Already attending the pool party sorry." There's a pool party?! Damn!  | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick "Oh perfect | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick "Well that is so thoughtful of you...  What tune does your van play Minxy? | |||
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"I'm a bit torn between the two now. I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works. Always prepared to provide some banging tunes. "Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ | |||
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"Already attending the pool party sorry. Me too and I hate sand "There's no denying that stuff can get everywhere... | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick
Oh perfect "Oh!... You've changed already! Perfect  | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick
Oh perfect
Oh!... You've changed already! Perfect "Yep, I'm a little eager | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on? "Like you need to ask | |||
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"The weather's almost as hot as all of you luvverly fab folk! The beach is calling and a splash and play in the waves is beckoning methinks! Bring your towels and skimpiest of swim wear (or not, if you fancy au naturale)
Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?
Games and frolics aplenty please.
And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that)
Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely "I'm doing jerk chicken for the other, but I suppose I can spare a few pieces of chicken for yours  | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on?
Like you need to ask "Will you take it off later? | |||
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"I like being on the beach "That's simply because it's the best place to be!  | |||
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"The weather's almost as hot as all of you luvverly fab folk! The beach is calling and a splash and play in the waves is beckoning methinks! Bring your towels and skimpiest of swim wear (or not, if you fancy au naturale)
Who's sorting the music? Anyone fancy being the fab-chef on bbq duty?
Games and frolics aplenty please.
And not forgetting the all important sun cream application specialists, of course (I will be willing to offer to help out there. Because I am nice like that)
Come on down you sizzling hot and sexy people. The waters lovely
I'm doing jerk chicken for the other, but I suppose I can spare a few pieces of chicken for yours "Most kind M'lady | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick "that's very generous of you .....on my way | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on?
Like you need to ask
Will you take it off later? "Can I take it off? | |||
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"Ooooh shall I put my swimming costume on? Be warned I like to roll down the top half...." I think that is a most definite then Miss Estella | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on?
Like you need to ask
Will you take it off later?
Can I take it off? "For sun cream application purposes?... | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick
Well that is so thoughtful of you... What tune does your van play Minxy? "Before dark... Kiss - Lick it Up... after dark it plays Khia... My Neck, My Back... lick my... | |||
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"I'll make everyone cocktails " Now we're talking!
Welcome to the party Foxy | |||
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"Ooooh shall I put my swimming costume on? Be warned I like to roll down the top half.... I think that is a most definite then Miss Estella "Ok gimme a minute | |||
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"Oh good clothing optional - I'll rock up with my cock up " keeping it real Doc | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on?
Like you need to ask
Will you take it off later?
Can I take it off?
For sun cream application purposes?... "Yes and no | |||
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"I'm a bit torn between the two now. I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works. Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.
Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ "The dj always drinks for free in my experience. Standby folks. Things are gunna get LOUD | |||
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"I'll make everyone cocktails Now we're talking!
Welcome to the party Foxy "Why thank you. Cocktails and slices of melon. I think we need something fruity too x | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick
Well that is so thoughtful of you... What tune does your van play Minxy?
Before dark... Kiss - Lick it Up... after dark it plays Khia... My Neck, My Back... lick my..."Lick-tastic tunes there Minxy | |||
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"I'll bring the ice cream van... very happy to provide something tasty for everyone to lick " would love to taste you | |||
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"Oh can I put my bikini on?
Like you need to ask
Will you take it off later?
Can I take it off? "It's looking that way  | |||
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"Voila! " Beautiful | |||
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"Voila! " Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course... | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? " Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down "Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand. Sahara vagina | |||
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"I'm a bit torn between the two now. I have a generator and a full PA system. Mixing deck. The works. Always prepared to provide some banging tunes.
Get your set sorted! Free drinks for the DJ
The dj always drinks for free in my experience.
Standby folks. Things are gunna get LOUD "Excellent! Anyone wanting to get a wiggle on, get yourselves out there | |||
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"I'll make everyone cocktails Now we're talking!
Welcome to the party Foxy
Why thank you. Cocktails and slices of melon. I think we need something fruity too x"Oh, fruity... most definitely | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina "Of course, there's place for anoytger | |||
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"Voila! Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course... "Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?! | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? " Always up for skinny dipping | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for anoytger "Another * | |||
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"You have ice cream and cocktails, I'm in. Save me a shaded spot wouldn't want to burn my bits x "Get yourself over to the sun cream tent. There seems to be a few folk requiring attention.. | |||
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"The phone signal is shocking here...I may have to go up on the cliff and make a phone call "Hold your phone up in the air, full stretch. That's sure to work | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for anoytger "You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit... | |||
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"Voila! Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course...
Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!"Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella | |||
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"Voila! Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course...
Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!
Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella "That's going to turn me on! | |||
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"Who's on BBQ duty? " Get yourself on the grill my friend. And grab a cocktail from Miss Redfox | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for another
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit... "How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on | |||
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"Voila! Hang on... We need to get those sun cream applicators sorted asap... come along folks. Can I get a couple of fabbers to assist? Purely in the interest of keeping those harmful rays at bay, of course...
Are you creaming my breasts, g3orgie?!
Yes, yes I am indeed Miss Estella
That's going to turn me on! " oops... | |||
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"Bringing the hot dog van. Everyone will want a nibble at some point x" Nicely done! Anyone wanting to nibble on a sausage, this way | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for another
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...
How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on "Bikini is optional... | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for another
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...
How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on
Bikini is optional... "Doubt I'll be needing it so you will have to help me out of it now though | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Always up for skinny dipping "Get yourself amongst it Pat Grab a drink once you've had a frolic in the waves | |||
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"Bringing the hot dog van. Everyone will want a nibble at some point x Nicely done! Anyone wanting to nibble on a sausage, this way "Come and get your sausage here, something for everyone. All sausages are inclosed rolls for your protection (from sauce spillages obviously) | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for anoytger
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit... "I think you might require help with both of us | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Always up for skinny dipping "Oh happy days | |||
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"G3orgie...have you gone home? You appear to be in the shower " Oops! Must change | |||
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"G3orgie...have you gone home? You appear to be in the shower Oops! Must change "Hurry back to the beach, I need cream rubbing in, any offers please? | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for another
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...
How can I refuse an offer like that? I'll just pop my bikini back on
Bikini is optional...
Doubt I'll be needing it so you will have to help me out of it now though "*flexes fingers* right then!... | |||
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"Who wants to skinny dip? Ooo me, in fact I'm just off for a cold shower to cool down
Oh I like a shower, can I join you? I've got sand in places one shouldn't get sand.
Sahara vagina
Of course, there's place for anoytger
You could both come join me in the sea and cool down a lil bit...
I think you might require help with both of us "*ahem*... anyone care to lend a hand here? | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade "Prizes for best sand sculpture | |||
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"Can I come? "M'lady, of course you can come
Fancy a dip?
In the sea I mean | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture "Ooo what do we win? | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win? "An ice cream | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win? "First prize is a hotel stay with dinner and wine, followed by a massage | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream "Only if I can lick it off you | |||
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"G3orgie...have you gone home? You appear to be in the shower Oops! Must change
Hurry back to the beach, I need cream rubbing in, any offers please? "I'm having terrible trouble, I touched the top and it squirted everywhere. I've got it all of my hand and up my arm | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
First prize is a hotel stay with dinner and wine, followed by a massage "Trickery. Travelodge with a happy meal and a foot tickle he means | |||
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"Can I come?
M'lady, of course you can come
Fancy a dip?
In the sea I mean "Yes why thank you. That sounds delightful | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream
Only if I can lick it off you "It melted down my chest | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream "Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy | |||
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"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20] Hope he is wearing little trunks "Trunks?... what trunks?...  | |||
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"Someone say beach?? I'm ready "Looking awesome there fella Pull up a bit of sand and grab a drink | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream
Only if I can lick it off you
It melted down my chest "Let me just get that for you  . You may need to remove that bikini | |||
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"Someone say beach?? I'm ready
Looking awesome there fella Pull up a bit of sand and grab a drink "cheers...it's this years beach wear look apparently haha | |||
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"Can I come?
M'lady, of course you can come
Fancy a dip?
In the sea I mean
Yes why thank you. That sounds delightful "*grabs Sexyspecs by the hand and runs in the waves* | |||
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"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun. "Most considerate of you Ma'am  | |||
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Anyone can have a turn .... it's a big fab one | |||
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"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun. "I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on. | |||
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"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.
I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on. "mine will need some | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream
Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy "Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy! | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream tongue is at the ready
Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy
Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy!" | |||
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"Ooh I can fly my kite
Anyone can have a turn .... it's a big fab one "Oooh... I have kite envy!... | |||
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"I'll bring a pop up tent so anyone nude can use it to stop their cock from burning in the midday sun.
I will rub in sun cream to any cocks without it on. "There may be a rather long line at this tent methinks... | |||
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"Little late but I brought my bucket and spade
Prizes for best sand sculpture
Ooo what do we win?
An ice cream
Every entrant gets a lickable treat off of Minxy
Y'all have to be quick... those lickable treats are melting and starting to drip.... it could get a lil messy!"Better get licking real quick then... | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign "Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach "If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade? | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?"That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady | |||
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"I'm there!! Just don't fall asleep in the sun around me... I warn you, I'll place seashells randomly on your body so you end up with bizarre tan lines "Cruel and unusual shenanigans! I like it! You're in | |||
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"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20] Hope he is wearing little trunks
Trunks?... what trunks?... "Do you want to borrow mine? | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady "Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses "I'm doing the same but with your bottom | |||
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"Can we play rounders please? Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball " what are we using for bats | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
I'm doing the same but with your bottom "I like it | |||
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"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20] Hope he is wearing little trunks
Trunks?... what trunks?...
Do you want to borrow mine? "They may cut in a lil bit | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses "Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant! | |||
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"Can we play rounders please? Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball "Mixed teams then. No ball tampering there Miss H! | |||
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"Is the beach party with the pool party nearby? Where's the best place to park now, in the shade preferably? "Why Not
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
I'm doing the same but with your bottom "*tuts* Such shameless perving
*whilst eyes zig zag behind shades* | |||
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"Can we play rounders please? Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball
what are we using for bats "The thought just brought tears to my eyes | |||
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"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing? "*tuts* asleep on the job | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant! " pervingly perfect indeed.
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"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?
*tuts* asleep on the job "Cheeky what's next? | |||
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"[wetsuitRemoved by poster at 25/05/17 13:09:20] Hope he is wearing little trunks
Trunks?... what trunks?...
Do you want to borrow mine?
They may cut in a lil bit "We'll have to be naked then, now let me play with your balls | |||
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"I've got sand in my crack "I'll show you the way to the showers lovely....careful though I have wandering hands and get distracted easily! | |||
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"I've got sand in my crack "Want me to piss on you to wash it out? | |||
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"Can we play rounders please? Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball
what are we using for bats
The thought just brought tears to my eyes "Well not man wangs...ouch | |||
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"Can we play rounders please? Bagsy bowler, I have a knack with a ball
Mixed teams then. No ball tampering there Miss H! "I promise to play fair | |||
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"I've got sand in my crack
I'll show you the way to the showers lovely....careful though I have wandering hands and get distracted easily! "Oh, I can deal with that! | |||
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"I've got sand in my crack
Want me to piss on you to wash it out? "You're a good forum friend | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading."I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though... | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though..."Dribbly.... mmmmmmm If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me | |||
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"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?
*tuts* asleep on the job
Cheeky what's next? "If you can stay awake, Miss H has a game of rounders happening once she has finished fecking about with some balls
Minxy might be out of lickables soon and Awkwardpeach has made short work of all the sun cream!
DJ Rachael is pissed already and Blueyes has managed to get sand literally everywhere! Otherwise it all grand | |||
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"Sorry I fell asleep, who was I doing?
*tuts* asleep on the job
Cheeky what's next?
If you can stay awake, Miss H has a game of rounders happening once she has finished fecking about with some balls
Minxy might be out of lickables soon and Awkwardpeach has made short work of all the sun cream!
DJ Rachael is pissed already and Blueyes has managed to get sand literally everywhere! Otherwise it all grand "I've already licked Minxy and helped Blueyes with the showers for the sand, my hands wandered. And now I appear to have lost my bikini | |||
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"I would like to cum "Join the party Ma'am | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me "This beach party seems to be all about the lickin' | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin' "Not my fault.... honest guv'nor! | |||
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"Oh I'll be applying sun cream to any ladies who require it "Have a word with Awkwardpeach would you PP? She's using it all up being far too liberal with applying it to fellas white bits! | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'
Not my fault.... honest guv'nor! "There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure | |||
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"Im in! "Welcome to the party lil Miss Bunny | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'
Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!
There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure "Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure! | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat "Latex?!... in this heat?!! | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'
Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!
There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure
Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure! "I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat "I like that dress | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'
Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!
There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure
Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!
I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here "It's too hot for sex, isn't it? | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat
Latex?!... in this heat?!! "Yeah I know!  its far too hot to be wearing a latex dress but it is the theme of the event that I'm attending. | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat
I like that dress "I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it | |||
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"[sexy B helped into latex by Honey at 25/05/17 17:03:32]" | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat
I like that dress
I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it "Oofft wank fodder | |||
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"[sexy B helped into latex by Honey at 25/05/17 17:03:32]" | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat
I like that dress
I'll send you a picture once my mate has helped me into it
Oofft wank fodder " | |||
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"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach? "Yes yes indeed | |||
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"Beach rhymes with peach. It's a sign
Get your fruity arse on this here beach and grab a drink Miss Peach
If you insist
Will you lay down a towel for me and be a naked human sunshade?
That requests a first for me... but I'm a gentleman, so go on then M'lady
Oh how wonderful, I may admit to peeping at your man wang from behind my sunglasses
Aren't sunglasses just pervingly perfect!
Also, Man Wang. Brilliant!
pervingly perfect indeed.
I would much like to suck on an ice cream covered flake if the van is still trading.
I'm sure Minxy will oblige you there. I hope you don't mind it being all melty and dribbly though...
Dribbly.... mmmmmmm
If I drip a bit on my breastages I'm sure someone will lick it clean for me
This beach party seems to be all about the lickin'
Not my fault.... honest guv'nor!
There be horns holding that halo aloft fer sure
Well something is a lil horny round here that is for sure!
I put it all down to the sun and heat. It's like a switch has been flipped from horny to full on rampant around here
It's too hot for sex, isn't it? "Nah! Is that even possible? | |||
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"It's been a blast, now I'm sticky from the ice cream, covered in other cream so I need a shower. Gotta get my latex dress on in this heat
Latex?!... in this heat?!!
Yeah I know! its far too hot to be wearing a latex dress but it is the theme of the event that I'm attending. "The price you pay for looking damn hot (because of the weather I mean) | |||
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"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach? "Fee sure Geezer | |||
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"I need more suncream, g3orgie "Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella | |||
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"I need more suncream, g3orgie
Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella "You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here... | |||
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"I need more suncream, g3orgie
Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella
You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here..."Is Madame requesting a happy ending? | |||
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"I need more suncream, g3orgie
Just lay yourself back and relax M'lady Estella
You're going to arouse me again. I may ask if you can give me a little relief. Just slip your hand down here...
Is Madame requesting a happy ending? "Yes. Would you? | |||
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"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?
Yes yes indeed "What's the etiquette for swimwear? | |||
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"Looks like the pool party's over. Room for another at the beach?
Yes yes indeed
What's the etiquette for swimwear?"Get nekkid. | |||
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