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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Members of Fab, we are gathered here again
Another Thursday and a chance to blow off steam
Rant against the unfairness of distance and the bell ends who won't take a simple no
Keep the bad feeling from invading your weekend
Out is better than in - let the fab community hear your problems
Help can come from the most unusual of places
Vent away fabbers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive just made myself cum 3 times and had a really hot soapy shower and i was alone... wtf is that all about?!!   "
You aren't getting the Rant thing?
Showing off is not acceptable
My limerick is sounding more and more true each day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just made myself cum 3 times and had a really hot soapy shower and i was alone... wtf is that all about?!!
You aren't getting the Rant thing?
Showing off is not acceptable
My limerick is sounding more and more true each day "
What limmerick?
And my rant is that i was alone... the specific victim i wanna force myself on is sat in his office already and im not sat on his face .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive just made myself cum 3 times and had a really hot soapy shower and i was alone... wtf is that all about?!!
You aren't getting the Rant thing?
Showing off is not acceptable
My limerick is sounding more and more true each day
What limmerick?
And my rant is that i was alone... the specific victim i wanna force myself on is sat in his office already and im not sat on his face .. "
See the Limericks part 2 thread
Ah - I get you - the first distance based rant. If I set off on that path I'd never stop so I'll just approve yours instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have nothing to vent about ...
But can I say oh my what a lovely chest you have 
Oh my 
Disarmed me with a single sentence. Thank you  "
You welcome ... yum yum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minor rant , got chatting to some one ,we chatted for days , hours at a time , then came the face picture part and . Bam ! End of messages lol .
So my rant is shallow people lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm getting the feeling Rant Day + sunshine is a curious beast.
tattoogeek - rant approved given that level of teasing
Misterbee - I can't remember the rant but they are usual worth a
_eavenscentit - that's not the best of rants as I'm going to be stuck in an office so I'm going to have to say no
Honey - you are better off without him - he was no good for you. Come and have a cuddle and a
Pink - hugest of sighs - approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minor rant , got chatting to some one ,we chatted for days , hours at a time , then came the face picture part and . Bam ! End of messages lol .
So my rant is shallow people lol
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Taff, I've been there. It's hard to take but a 'sorry you're not for me' wouldn't have hurt.
Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you find fake pics on a profile, report it three times and they are still on the persons profile! Don't get it!
Working in this heat! Hate it, everyone saying isn't it great and makes them horny! Well no it doesn't not when I have to wear my three layers of work wear and if I move slightly I get a waterfall of sweat down my head and back. No people the heat isnt great at all! |
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"I'm getting the feeling Rant Day + sunshine is a curious beast.
tattoogeek - rant approved given that level of teasing
Misterbee - I can't remember the rant but they are usual worth a
_eavenscentit - that's not the best of rants as I'm going to be stuck in an office so I'm going to have to say no
Honey - you are better off without him - he was no good for you. Come and have a cuddle and a
Pink - hugest of sighs - approved "
I'm sure I shall survive, maybe his 'best friend' can give him a cuddle before work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't possibly rant today it's far to nice and sunny and I've got the day off. The only rant I will have is if my cum gets in my hair lol"
Then don't do handstands while wanking - day off boast rejected
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"My rant is that it's another gorgeous day and although I enjoy my job, being stuck inside in the dark whilst it's gorgeous sunshine outside really is just no good! 
I need my vitamin D!!"
Can you not get the D at work? 
I'm quite lucky with my job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm working all the rest of week off Sunday and it looks like rain  "
It should still be warm. Dancing naked in the rain recommended.
I'm still going to approve this one though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get you on this......chat chat chat....."friend invite"......even kik and then all of a sudden it's like the fell of the face of the earth!! If someone or something more interesting has come alone woman/man up and just say....
#miniorrant
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you find fake pics on a profile, report it three times and they are still on the persons profile! Don't get it!
Working in this heat! Hate it, everyone saying isn't it great and makes them horny! Well no it doesn't not when I have to wear my three layers of work wear and if I move slightly I get a waterfall of sweat down my head and back. No people the heat isnt great at all! "
Admin do a wonderful job and I love them all - that bit is never getting approved
Sweaty crack at work? Definitely approving that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting the feeling Rant Day + sunshine is a curious beast.
tattoogeek - rant approved given that level of teasing
Misterbee - I can't remember the rant but they are usual worth a
_eavenscentit - that's not the best of rants as I'm going to be stuck in an office so I'm going to have to say no
Honey - you are better off without him - he was no good for you. Come and have a cuddle and a
Pink - hugest of sighs - approved "
That was easy. I was losing patience, I was about to blast off and let loose and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant is that it's another gorgeous day and although I enjoy my job, being stuck inside in the dark whilst it's gorgeous sunshine outside really is just no good!
I need my vitamin D!!"
While I'm quite partial to a bit of a vampire look and you'd pull it off very well (and the look), not getting out in the sun is a harsh one
Approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does the rant have to be fab related? Or can rant about the fact that is a really hot n sunny day and I'm in my office.........?
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Rant about whatever you like - let off the steam and enjoy the weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My rant is that certain pm's have made my initial friskiness turn into full on horniness.
And the sender isn't close enough to carry out all that's promised. X |
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"I'm on the beach again....
Sun's out sands golden dogs are happy...
Rant over! "
I would like to rant that I am lying in bed naked while you are walking dogs on a beach and I would always rather be doing that....but have no dogs and no beach...x
P S. someone also called me a MILF this week and I hate that term...makes them sound immature and I may be mature but I'm not a mother so does not work for me.
P.P.S This is my first Thursday rant and I hope I have got it right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get you on this......chat chat chat....."friend invite"......even kik and then all of a sudden it's like the fell of the face of the earth!! If someone or something more interesting has come alone woman/man up and just say....
#miniorrant
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Hey buddy happens to the best of us i had a similar thing this week , pick your self up dust yourself off and start all over again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm on the beach again....
Sun's out sands golden dogs are happy...
Rant over!
I would like to rant that I am lying in bed naked while you are walking dogs on a beach and I would always rather be doing that....but have no dogs and no beach...x
P S. someone also called me a MILF this week and I hate that term...makes them sound immature and I may be mature but I'm not a mother so does not work for me.
P.P.S This is my first Thursday rant and I hope I have got it right. "
Inappropriate terminology rant approved
I'd say you are fitting in very well with Thursday ranting. I'm looking forward to future contributions now that you have your eye in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant is that certain pm's have made my initial friskiness turn into full on horniness.
And the sender isn't close enough to carry out all that's promised. X "
Distance based rants are always 'approvable' but you didn't say please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucking bastord twating fat arse fucking bees are doing my head in. noisey little fuckers living rent free in my roof but it's ok it's fine vengeance will be mine "
Stingy, buzzy creature related rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant is that certain pm's have made my initial friskiness turn into full on horniness.
And the sender isn't close enough to carry out all that's promised. X
Distance based rants are always 'approvable' but you didn't say please "
Come here let me whisper please in your ear x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone..stole..my last ice cream.
AND LEFT BEHIND THE EMPTY BOX IN THE FREEZER!!!!
Right now leaving a very lengthy threatening note for my housemates to mill over while I'm at work  |
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"I'm on the beach again....
Sun's out sands golden dogs are happy...
Rant over!
I would like to rant that I am lying in bed naked while you are walking dogs on a beach and I would always rather be doing that....but have no dogs and no beach...x
P S. someone also called me a MILF this week and I hate that term...makes them sound immature and I may be mature but I'm not a mother so does not work for me.
P.P.S This is my first Thursday rant and I hope I have got it right.
Inappropriate terminology rant approved
I'd say you are fitting in very well with Thursday ranting. I'm looking forward to future contributions now that you have your eye in "
Why thank you I am.so pleased to have found an outlet for my frustrations...I will be sure to rant often
P.S. You do have a lovely chest and the rant is that I'm not there to stroke it. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone..stole..my last ice cream.
AND LEFT BEHIND THE EMPTY BOX IN THE FREEZER!!!!
Right now leaving a very lengthy threatening note for my housemates to mill over while I'm at work "
Make it passive aggressive as fuck
Last ice cream disappointment approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My rant is that certain pm's have made my initial friskiness turn into full on horniness.
And the sender isn't close enough to carry out all that's promised. X
Distance based rants are always 'approvable' but you didn't say please
Come here let me whisper please in your ear x "
*Sidles over to Angie*
Whisper away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm on the beach again....
Sun's out sands golden dogs are happy...
Rant over!
I would like to rant that I am lying in bed naked while you are walking dogs on a beach and I would always rather be doing that....but have no dogs and no beach...x
P S. someone also called me a MILF this week and I hate that term...makes them sound immature and I may be mature but I'm not a mother so does not work for me.
P.P.S This is my first Thursday rant and I hope I have got it right.
Inappropriate terminology rant approved
I'd say you are fitting in very well with Thursday ranting. I'm looking forward to future contributions now that you have your eye in
Why thank you I am.so pleased to have found an outlet for my frustrations...I will be sure to rant often
P.S. You do have a lovely chest and the rant is that I'm not there to stroke it. x"
You are most welcome
I'm going to approve that second rant as well you're on a roll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's too gorgeously sunny to work today. That is it. Harrumph!!"
Rant approved - I can just about see Dartmoor and I want to be there instead of an office |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forumites
My loins ache for a lover
It is Thursday, my day of the sex
And yet I shall play alone
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That was quite emo - I'm approving that simply for the effort you've made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My rant is that certain pm's have made my initial friskiness turn into full on horniness.
And the sender isn't close enough to carry out all that's promised. X
Distance based rants are always 'approvable' but you didn't say please
Come here let me whisper please in your ear x
*Sidles over to Angie*
Whisper away"
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"My rant is that it's another gorgeous day and although I enjoy my job, being stuck inside in the dark whilst it's gorgeous sunshine outside really is just no good!
I need my vitamin D!!
While I'm quite partial to a bit of a vampire look and you'd pull it off very well (and the look), not getting out in the sun is a harsh one
Approved "
I'll take that as a compliment and empathy - WIN! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There no milk left in the fridge. Aaaaagggghhhhh.. Means I've gotta go out to the shops now"
It's a beautiful day. Get your arse out and buy some.
I'll have a Double Decker while you're there
Rant denied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not even 9am yet and the sunshine is making me want to lick some very sexy people...who all live stupidly miles & miles away from me... grrr stupid sun & stupid geography! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There no milk left in the fridge. Aaaaagggghhhhh.. Means I've gotta go out to the shops now
It's a beautiful day. Get your arse out and buy some.
I'll have a Double Decker while you're there
Rant denied "
Chocolate at this time in the morning ??
Anyone else want anything while I'm there lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not even 9am yet and the sunshine is making me want to lick some very sexy people...who all live stupidly miles & miles away from me... grrr stupid sun & stupid geography! "
I'm with you there (not physically unfortunately)
Very much approved |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Members of Fab, we are gathered here again
Another Thursday and a chance to blow off steam
Rant against the unfairness of distance and the bell ends who won't take a simple no
Keep the bad feeling from invading your weekend
Out is better than in - let the fab community hear your problems
Help can come from the most unusual of places
Vent away fabbers "
The initials approve of your limerick
He'd tell you himself but that's a whole seperate rant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sore throat. Off work. Overheating. Raahhhh."
I've read a thread that says semen is good for that.
Quite how a naval man can help I'm not sure. Maybe it's rum related?
Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sod it i will? The constant time wasters are ruining this site, had a social last night and I knew before I went it wasn't going to go anywhere, told me a pack of lies, complete waste of my time. Yeah there are a lot of men on here mucking people about but some of the women have a lot to answer for. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sod it i will? The constant time wasters are ruining this site, had a social last night and I knew before I went it wasn't going to go anywhere, told me a pack of lies, complete waste of my time. Yeah there are a lot of men on here mucking people about but some of the women have a lot to answer for. "
Now that is worthy of a
Time wasters - fuck you! Or not as the case may be |
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Why do people cross the road and turn their head away from the direction of the traffic, It's not just kids but adults do it as well,
Is it a case of what they can't see can't harm them ?
Or are they just that stupid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do people cross the road and turn their head away from the direction of the traffic, It's not just kids but adults do it as well,
Is it a case of what they can't see can't harm them ?
Or are they just that stupid "
Very much approved
I'll add in those that run across the road but only the half I'm not on. Run across the empty bit and then stroll in front of me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No rants here
Just long sighs and self pity
None of that! It's too sunny for self-pity! X"
You heard the woman.
Go get some sunshine. And maybe some booze too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guy didn't reply to my wink. I thought it was so rude. He could of just said thanks but no thanks. Then I could of sent a 'why not' message. People have no manners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's too gorgeously sunny to work today. That is it. Harrumph!!
Rant approved - I can just about see Dartmoor and I want to be there instead of an office "
I'm gonna be on the edge of the moors in Totnes for the long weekend. Gawjus surroundings and close to the sea too! Luvverly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some guy didn't reply to my wink. I thought it was so rude. He could of just said thanks but no thanks. Then I could of sent a 'why not' message. People have no manners "
Those who mock the Rant Day receive a smacked bottom 
Are you mocking the Rant Day? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some guy didn't reply to my wink. I thought it was so rude. He could of just said thanks but no thanks. Then I could of sent a 'why not' message. People have no manners
Those who mock the Rant Day receive a smacked bottom
Are you mocking the Rant Day?"
No this actually did happen yesterday! Although I wouldn't say no to a smacked bottom |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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The sky is blue, the sun is out
And that is what my rant's about
That burning orb, that glowing sphere
I hide away inside in fear.
It turns my pasty shades of white
to golden bronze, it isn't right!
I long for rain, sky overcast
So I can leave my house at last. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The sky is blue, the sun is out
And that is what my rant's about
That burning orb, that glowing sphere
I hide away inside in fear.
It turns my pasty shades of white
to golden bronze, it isn't right!
I long for rain, sky overcast
So I can leave my house at last."
I hear your plea, oh forum bard
For you these rays are oh so hard
For many the glow is much desired
The warmth and tan is much admired
I have a heart, I have been moved
Considered this rant duly approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy didn't reply to my wink. I thought it was so rude. He could of just said thanks but no thanks. Then I could of sent a 'why not' message. People have no manners
Those who mock the Rant Day receive a smacked bottom
Are you mocking the Rant Day?
No this actually did happen yesterday! Although I wouldn't say no to a smacked bottom "
is the correct answer |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"The sky is blue, the sun is out
And that is what my rant's about
That burning orb, that glowing sphere
I hide away inside in fear.
It turns my pasty shades of white
to golden bronze, it isn't right!
I long for rain, sky overcast
So I can leave my house at last.
I hear your plea, oh forum bard
For you these rays are oh so hard
For many the glow is much desired
The warmth and tan is much admired
I have a heart, I have been moved
Considered this rant duly approved "
Fantastic! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got the day off work, had a horrific appt this, now back home wanting to lay out in the sun to calm down and the bloody clouds won't fuck off!!
I want my tan!! "
That sounds like a horrible start to the day. Hope the blood pressure drops soon. Rant approved |
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"I've got the day off work, had a horrific appt this, now back home wanting to lay out in the sun to calm down and the bloody clouds won't fuck off!!
I want my tan!!
That sounds like a horrible start to the day. Hope the blood pressure drops soon. Rant approved "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Other drivers - specifically people who take corners at achingly slow speeds, people who sit in the outside lane on the motorway, speed fascists and lorries overtaking on duel carriageways. Hateful! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Other drivers - specifically people who take corners at achingly slow speeds, people who sit in the outside lane on the motorway, speed fascists and lorries overtaking on duel carriageways. Hateful! "
Oops missed this. It's sunny and I'm in a good mood so rant approved |
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"I get you on this......chat chat chat....."friend invite"......even kik and then all of a sudden it's like the fell of the face of the earth!! If someone or something more interesting has come alone woman/man up and just say....
#miniorrant
Join your rant ...so fed up with this ..can't meet ..away this week then veri comes up from a local meet ..just be honest ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we still ranting? I've had a blast of a day. Just approve all rants and get out in the sunshine op. "
I'm stuck in an office so I'm available to hear rants
Anyone complains about it being too hot and they geta stapler rammed in their hoop |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm having a bloody glorious day - my only rant is my sister who ended up helping out after being at the MEN has eaten my last punnet of strawberries and left without letting me know!
But do you know what? In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter. Nor do all the little gripes and moans and bitchy messages and weird shit that people say on here. So I'm done thinking it does.
Life is far more valuable and important to waste getting wound up over a few things and twunts.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm having a bloody glorious day - my only rant is my sister who ended up helping out after being at the MEN has eaten my last punnet of strawberries and left without letting me know!
But do you know what? In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter. Nor do all the little gripes and moans and bitchy messages and weird shit that people say on here. So I'm done thinking it does.
Life is far more valuable and important to waste getting wound up over a few things and twunts.
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rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A customer in Ireland has cancelled the job I was meant to be doing over there next week so my trip to Galway and Cork is now off "
Company funded shenanigans rant approved |
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