Ok I know we are supposed to leave them alone they do no harm and supposedly endangered bla bla bla but the little fuckers have made a home right above my bed in the roof. Can't have been there more than a week but They're pushing their blasted luck now. Wouldn't mind so much but they've not even coughed up any rent.... |
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"Ok I know we are supposed to leave them alone they do no harm and supposedly endangered bla bla bla but the little fuckers have made a home right above my bed in the roof. Can't have been there more than a week but They're pushing their blasted luck now. Wouldn't mind so much but they've not even coughed up any rent...."
Oh come off it you big softie .... they are more frightened of you than you should be frightened of them......  |
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"Can you hear them buzzing at night time? 
Day and night. Might as well be in my bed
Oh no!!! That would give me nightmares, you know about one massive bee type thing  "
He's on here isn't he. Well not sure how massive he is but hey  |
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U cant touch them. Bit like MC HAMMER!!!!!
U have to leave till sept oct but by then they may have gone.
Had a nest last summer ... got a bee keeper to come round. Nest was to small only had small number of bees 150.. if bigger he would of taken the nest.... |
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Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Whiling away
the passing hours
pinching all the pollen
from the cauliflowers
I'd like to be
a busy busy bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flying round the garden
sweetest ever seen
taking back the honey
to the dear old queen
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Making hay
while time is ripe
building up the
honeycomb just like tripe
I'd like to be
a busy little bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flying all around
the wild hedgerows
stinging all the cows
upon the parson's nose
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a healthy grown up
busy busy bee
Visiting the picnics
quite a little tease
raising little lumps
upon the boy-scout's
knees
I'd like to be a
busy little bee
being just as busy
as a bee can be
Flirting with the butterfly
strong upon the wing
whoopee! oh death
where is thy sting?
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
Bzzzz Bzzzz
Oh what a glorious
thing to be
a nice obedient
busy busy bee
To be able to be
one must contrive
for bees in a beehive
must behive
But maybe
I wouldn't be a bee
bees are all right
when alive, you see
But when bees die
you really should
see 'em
pinned on a card
in a mucky museum
Bz bz bz bz
honey bee, honey bee
bz if you like
but don't sting me
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up "
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them  |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them "
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether |
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"Ok I know we are supposed to leave them alone they do no harm and supposedly endangered bla bla bla but the little fuckers have made a home right above my bed in the roof. Can't have been there more than a week but They're pushing their blasted luck now. Wouldn't mind so much but they've not even coughed up any rent...."
If they are honey bees then the local society or bee-keeper will gladly remove them for you my dad had this problem in 2011 and they sorted it in days. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"My favourite type of bees are boo-bees! "
My yr 6 daughters head teacher told the class a joke with the same punchline.
'What kind of bees make milk?'
I thought that was a bit weird. Sorry.....carry on grumpy pants |
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over a year ago
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether "
Don't you have a loft hatch? |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether "
Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive? |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up "
Harsh.  |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether
Don't you have a loft hatch?"
Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off... |
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"bees are gentlemen
Even queen bees? "
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There all female, well all the bees you see are anyhow.
The drones (males) never leave the hive.
They were ahead of the curve on stay at home dads  |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether
Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive?"
Yes sound fair. What was it 150 I'll give 200 how's that  |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether
Donate enough money to a bee charity to create another hive?
Yes sound fair. What was it 150 I'll give 200 how's that "
No idea, speak to a bee charity or local beekeeper? |
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"Get a flame thrower and set fire to your roof.. Better to take no chances I say!
I mean they could buzz you at any minute
Sick. "
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I don't know where I dreamed the name up from |
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There is a bee count app that you use to count bee's (funnily enough!) that you see. Get counting and help save our wildlife (or something like that)... |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether
Don't you have a loft hatch?
Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off..."
Little feckers! |
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"Bees need protecting.
OP are you sure they are bees not wasps?
Yes and I asked nicely. 3 nights with no sleep and Mr nice has fucked right off. Sorry Mr bee your time is up
Ok but have them removed properly, please don't kill them
I honestly wish I could but where they are means taking my roof off to get to them. Trust me I'm not happy about it ether
Don't you have a loft hatch?
Flat roof where they are so as I said roof would have to come off...
Little feckers! "
Noisy fuckers to believe me |
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