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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Imagine for a minute that Fab did release a new 'Platinum Membership' for specially selected members of the site.
What functionality would you like to see?!
**JUST FOR FUN** mind, and keep it lighthearted!
Me? Ooh there's lots!
For starters, as I said in another thread the ability to mute certain threads would be a boon!
"I've got a 9 inch cock. Is that big?" - MUTE!!
And the provision of new 'handbags' or Kenneth Williams "oooohh Matron!" emojis for use as appropriate in forum threads.
What else do we want to see!? |
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The ability to search by counties or multiple counties rather than the ridiculously large regions - looking for a meet today and the scope is from Southampton to Dover and up to Cambridge and over to Slough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to see who has urinated or is mid stream on a poster or fucked them - that will be far too interesting . "
Id like a wee peek at this sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to port someone immediately into your room button.
But my room isn't that big and there so many lovely people! "
Never fear, you won't be in *your* room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to call someone out on their bull shit without being chastised for it. "
Oi Honey, you're a no good....**#####**.....
Damn it, I think Dan muted me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somewhere you can type in saying am looking for lingerie pictures, Semi naked pics or
A woman in tight jeans bending over and wearing heels etc and all the pictures appear,
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Buxom Red, best jeans/ass pic
You're welcome. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Somewhere you can type in saying am looking for lingerie pictures, Semi naked pics or
A woman in tight jeans bending over and wearing heels etc and all the pictures appear,
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Why has that never been thought of before? A search engine where you can find what you're looking to wank over sounds inspired! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to call someone out on their bull shit without being chastised for it.
Oi Honey, you're a no good....**#####**.....
Damn it, I think Dan muted me!
Mother fucking slut...I know.
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I told you I'm sorry. But your mum *was* hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to port someone immediately into your room button.
But my room isn't that big and there so many lovely people!
Never fear, you won't be in *your* room "
If I'm coming to yours can you wait till I finish my tea? I don't want to spill it in the vortex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to see who has urinated or is mid stream on a poster or fucked them - that will be far too interesting . "
And a video of them doing the deed?
Oh, hang on a minute... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do "
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee. |
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"Somewhere you can type in saying am looking for lingerie pictures, Semi naked pics or
A woman in tight jeans bending over and wearing heels etc and all the pictures appear,
Why has that never been thought of before? A search engine where you can find what you're looking to wank over sounds inspired! "
Just like when people make certain comments or statements pictures can change your opinion on someone, Not everyone uses fab as wanking material |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to port someone immediately into your room button.
But my room isn't that big and there so many lovely people!
Never fear, you won't be in *your* room
If I'm coming to yours can you wait till I finish my tea? I don't want to spill it in the vortex "
Fair do's |
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee."
didn't know about cams... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams..."
Quite naughty as its false advertising. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Somewhere you can type in saying am looking for lingerie pictures, Semi naked pics or
A woman in tight jeans bending over and wearing heels etc and all the pictures appear,
Why has that never been thought of before? A search engine where you can find what you're looking to wank over sounds inspired!
Just like when people make certain comments or statements pictures can change your opinion on someone, Not everyone uses fab as wanking material "
Whoah? You sure about that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams...
Quite naughty as its false advertising. "
What do you mean by 'can't' though? I can view cams on my mobile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams...
Quite naughty as its false advertising. "
Possibly, but you can advertise, add photo's, use forums, message, respond and meet for free unlike other sites. You pay for additional extras but the main ability to "promote yourself" and, critically, contact other users without restriction is free! |
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams...
Quite naughty as its false advertising. "
If it had tricked you into joining and paying, it might be naughty. But you are here on a forum and havn't paid anything. btw I think your point should be on its own thread, this thread is about fun functionality........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A vibrate function on your mobile when a fellow fab user (configurable to your search preferences) walks past you in the street!
That wouldn't cause any difficulty or awkwardness at all would it? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"A vibrate function on your mobile when a fellow fab user (configurable to your search preferences) walks past you in the street!
That wouldn't cause any difficulty or awkwardness at all would it? "
I like that idea.
I'd like a list of people within a 30 mile radius of me who has ever been reported for a no show or branded a time waster.
A little beep when you add someone to your hotlist when you're on theirs.
A height filter.
More pic space.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little beep when you add someone to your hotlist when you're on theirs."
I like that except when they use it as a notlist
What about a middle finger emoji gets sent when you block someone? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
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A little beep when you add someone to your hotlist when you're on theirs.
I like that except when they use it as a notlist
What about a middle finger emoji gets sent when you block someone?"
Yes!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A little beep when you add someone to your hotlist when you're on theirs.
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Now that's a good idea! Provided you could flag on the hotlist of you're adding them for the right reasons! I know many add people to their lists for nefarious reasons |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A little beep when you add someone to your hotlist when you're on theirs.
I like that except when they use it as a notlist
What about a middle finger emoji gets sent when you block someone?"
Gah! Beat me to it! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"the ability to chat in the forums without appearing 'online' to those not using the forums
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Yes please! Plus the ability to refine who can message once filters are turned on rather than the generic 'everyone you've winked or messaged ever' setting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to port someone immediately into your room button. "
I've been working on the code for this. It's a none starter.
A button to remove the thread when I lose interest in it. |
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"Forum search threads using OPs username rather than thread title
If I understand you correctly, that's kind of what the green arrow does."
Yes but doesn't go back far enough for my liking and first you have to find them on a current thread to do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the ability to chat in the forums without appearing 'online' to those not using the forums
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good call! The ability to turn the 'online' thing off (and also the 'last online' timer) if you wanted to would be my number 1 enhancement!
(I can see the benefit of having it though so you know which accounts have been recently active as opposed to offline for months, but maybe have an option where you can select 'within the last week' or even 'last day' as the most recent indicator to avoid the 'online now' thing! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams...
Quite naughty as its false advertising.
If it had tricked you into joining and paying, it might be naughty. But you are here on a forum and havn't paid anything. btw I think your point should be on its own thread, this thread is about fun functionality........"
I disagree...it would be good to use all the 'functions' without additional costs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For an additional premium, access to people's private notes!
My private notes are comedy gold, not sure a want anybody to see them "
They're EXACTLY the type I want to see!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For an additional premium, access to people's private notes!
My private notes are comedy gold, not sure a want anybody to see them
They're EXACTLY the type I want to see!! "
I've got 10 years worth |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"For an additional premium, access to people's private notes!
My private notes are comedy gold, not sure a want anybody to see them
They're EXACTLY the type I want to see!! "
You'd need a translator to understand mine. Many people have colloquial insults attached to their profile. One person I spotted the other day has two (the first reads 'Avoid. He's probably a wazzock' and the second reads 'Definitely a wazzock'). I also have a few notes on forumite profiles. One reads 'if you ever meet him again, take him some socks' but I can't remember why I wrote it. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Id quite like to have access to all areas of the site for free....as it does state that fab is a free site after all
you do
I cant see who has viewed my profile or use cams... unless im a 'site supporter' ie; pay a subscription fee.
didn't know about cams...
Quite naughty as its false advertising.
What do you mean by 'can't' though? I can view cams on my mobile."
There are loads of non site supporters in the chat room looking at peoples cams, so it depends on either user error or device isnt supported, if you want any extras then pay for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For an additional premium, access to people's private notes!
My private notes are comedy gold, not sure a want anybody to see them
They're EXACTLY the type I want to see!!
You'd need a translator to understand mine. Many people have colloquial insults attached to their profile. One person I spotted the other day has two (the first reads 'Avoid. He's probably a wazzock' and the second reads 'Definitely a wazzock'). I also have a few notes on forumite profiles. One reads 'if you ever meet him again, take him some socks' but I can't remember why I wrote it. "
He is prone to having a shit in the street?
Estella saw him the other day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cake emojii and a popcorn one.
Actual freedom of speech so I can call people cunts when they are without getting a ban!
An electro stim element so that if they get enough eye rolls then dickheads receive a shock through their mobile to make them drop their phone! |
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"Seperate inbox for friends."
I often wonder how single women manage this. If you've not been on for a day or so and have a hundred random messages, it must be difficult to scan down and see friends messages or people who are replying to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scratch and sniff picture gallery
I've seen some pretty graphic arse pics!! Can we make that function optional!! "
Don't be silly.....just don't bite your nails .... |
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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago
Near the River |
"Scratch and sniff picture gallery
I've seen some pretty graphic arse pics!! Can we make that function optional!!
Don't be silly.....just don't bite your nails .... "
A touch and feel facility on the cam.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The simplicity of fab suits its purposes nicely.
The filter thing someone suggested above re certain topics that have been covered ad nauseam on the forums being hidden sounds like a good one though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A Fab loyalty scheme!
View / stalk (delete as appropriate) a hotties gallery a certain number of times (I dunno, 100 times in a week!?) and get a free one hour pass to their friends only and private pics!
That'd work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the a button next to veries that you can press and it changes the verie to what the person really wanted to type
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Ditto. Honest verifications. It'd help all members to know if someone was horrible, or had a cruel streak...or breath issues!
I know the offenders would just start a new profile, but perhaps losing verifications by doing so might make them treat others a little more courteously? Or floss? |
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