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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.
Anyone else fancy a trade off? "
I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x |
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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.
Anyone else fancy a trade off?
I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x"
Sounds like a plan, I'm not great company though....I talk nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.
Anyone else fancy a trade off?
I'll hoover and offer you a massage too...in return some good company x
Sounds like a plan, I'm not great company though....I talk nonsense "
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"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.
In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!
I'm counting down to lady wank time
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Is there a difference between the styles of lady wank vs girly wank? |
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"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.
In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!
I'm counting down to lady wank time
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Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify. |
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"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.
In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!
I'm counting down to lady wank time
Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify. "
I need someone to hold the camera whilst I have my ladywank |
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"I could shake and vac and put the freshness back.
In other news I just had the most epic ladywank!
I'm counting down to lady wank time
Obviously I wasn't working today. Just to clarify.
I need someone to hold the camera whilst I have my ladywank "
Could loan you my tripod |
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"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.
I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream
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Pesto wishes for your speedy recovery |
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"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.
I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream
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I shall take that offer and raise you a suck on my hazelnut magnum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a stupid allergic reaction to pesto! My lip is swollen and needs kissed better.
I can offer a spoonful of my ice cream
Pesto wishes for your speedy recovery "
God damn it!! |
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I really need someone to cook for me, I do it all the time and tonight, I really don't feel like it.
Will swap prepared food for sexual favours or alternative household chores than cooking. |
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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.
Anyone else fancy a trade off? " depends where you are but no problem hoovering here |
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"Someone to do the hoovering, I can offer you food and a massage in return.
Anyone else fancy a trade off? "
Trick is to get your mother to babysit once a week and the house magically transforms |
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