On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.
we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag...  |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?
after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.
we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag... "
I often travel with rope and had this happen. When asked what for I just look them straight in the eyes and say "I like tying women up". Why squirm yourself when you can make others squirm.
Although I did come back from San Francisco with a big metal anal hook in my luggage, that was fun seeing it on the x-ray screen as my bag went through the scanner!
-Matt |
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Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway
I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....
During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....
The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...
We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....
True story ...  |
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"Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway
I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....
During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....
The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...
We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....
True story ... "
But did he have anything stashed? |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
Sounds like bull shit to me  |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
Haha, oh no!  |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
Can just imagine your face ! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
Blow up doll and handcuffs at Barcelona airport
But really taking any contents like that today was a bit thoughtless |
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"Many years ago I was travelling to join a rig in Norway
I was accompanying an overly confident lippy young guy who was about to embark on his first trip offshore....
During the process of clearing customs the guys bag was searched revealing no contraband and the Norwegian customs politely wished us well on the rest of our journey....
The lippy idiot shouted back at the customs guys indicating he was far to clever to hide his stash in his luggage...
We were both frog marched to a room and strip searched .....
True story ... "
Hilarious  That was asking for trouble! |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
Happy to be embarrassed for five mins, to make people feel more secure and safe. |
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I was out on a stag do and something similar happened.
Never be ashamed of your preferences if you like toys you like toys, sod anyone that tries to shame you for it |
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As Lady Danger says, better that we're all safe, giving the terrible things that happen (obviously with reference to last night but also all the other appalling terrorist attacks that happen, especially in the Middle East) |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?
after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.
we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag... "
So it was all cosmetic in the end then? |
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs? "
I was Ebbsfleet International I think I'd be pretty embarrassed to be calling myself Ebsfleet International |
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I had my case searched on both trips in and out of USA or DR had a card put in saying they had been through it. Left it in a real mess both times, screwed up clothing etc. I dont carry toys with me |
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On the way back from Turkey the woman asked if I had any electrical items in my washbasin. "no" I said, sure of the fact I had no such items. She proceeded to have a look inside and pulled out my cock ring with twin vibrating bullets I'd forgotten I'd left in there oops, I didn't know where to look. She was pretty attractive too lol |
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Being intelligent enough to understand that all bags are -quite rightly too - liable to be thoroughly searched, I don't carry anything that would be embarrassing if found. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"On my way to Brussels with a Swedish friend, to meet a swinging couple. Just had my bag searched at Ebbsfleet International and the contents emptied. Toys, Shibari rope, etc, all put on the table. Anyone else suffered such embarrassment care of Customs?
after what's just happened in Manchester, perhaps people will be very happy that customs are being extra diligent. If you have to remove your belt to go through, they're not really going to allow ropes, etc.
we got stopped on our way through Stansted on Saturday. We thought it was the toy collection in our hand luggage, but it was the cosmetics in the plastic bag...
I often travel with rope and had this happen. When asked what for I just look them straight in the eyes and say "I like tying women up". Why squirm yourself when you can make others squirm.
Although I did come back from San Francisco with a big metal anal hook in my luggage, that was fun seeing it on the x-ray screen as my bag went through the scanner!
-Matt"
I like your style! |
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