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A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a couple of glasses we could share it with please Miss Bunny 
Ah feck it, I have glasses, bring some nibbles as well.
Ah feck it, you are the nibbles...
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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A pencil
A drawing pin
A wine gum
A hundred and thousand
A chocolate drop
A tea bag
A drop of milk
A tea spoon of sugar
A cloud in a jar
A piece of paper
A  via text message
Two bath salts
A chip (no salt)
A flake
I'll come back with more later as I don't want to wear you out...
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over a year ago
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"A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a couple of glasses we could share it with please Miss Bunny
Ah feck it, I have glasses, bring some nibbles as well.
Ah feck it, you are the nibbles...
Dunno then "
 just wine? |
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"A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a couple of glasses we could share it with please Miss Bunny
Ah feck it, I have glasses, bring some nibbles as well.
Ah feck it, you are the nibbles...
Dunno then
just wine? "
Wine gums, or a gum job? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pencil
A drawing pin
A wine gum
A hundred and thousand
A chocolate drop
A tea bag
A drop of milk
A tea spoon of sugar
A cloud in a jar
A piece of paper
A via text message
Two bath salts
A chip (no salt)
A flake
I'll come back with more later as I don't want to wear you out...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some cakes from Patisserie Valerie please 
Oh shit I want that now
We get a tenner each. 4 cakes for £13 - share those and change left for cheap booze
I thought you knew me.
Share food indeed"
I have a beautiful cup and saucer you can have, ill buy you cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some cakes from Patisserie Valerie please
Oh shit I want that now
We get a tenner each. 4 cakes for £13 - share those and change left for cheap booze
I thought you knew me.
Share food indeed"
Not even a lick? |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll give you the other £10 and we can go for a cocktail
Boozy Cow? They do awesome cocktails! "
Oh I loved the Boozy Cow! But I was with the kids, so missed the cocktails. They had the most obscene milkshakes though! We have some fab photos there.
I'd add to your tenner and go for a massive nacho fest at Miros Cantina on Rose Street. Then a few drinks at the Black Rose after? On me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll give you the other £10 and we can go for a cocktail
Boozy Cow? They do awesome cocktails!
Oh I loved the Boozy Cow! But I was with the kids, so missed the cocktails. They had the most obscene milkshakes though! We have some fab photos there.
I'd add to your tenner and go for a massive nacho fest at Miros Cantina on Rose Street. Then a few drinks at the Black Rose after? On me "
Sounds perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft. 
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?"
Well firstly I need to know who is typing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wool 
What you making
I crochet loads, so many baby things to make for colleagues
Aw that's cute! I loooooove a crochet blanket!"
I'm making a giant star blanket at the moment, dying to tell the mum to be but I wanna surprise her! |
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing "
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x"
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wool
What you making
I crochet loads, so many baby things to make for colleagues
Aw that's cute! I loooooove a crochet blanket!
I'm making a giant star blanket at the moment, dying to tell the mum to be but I wanna surprise her! "
Aw im sure she'll love it! Im.the same with surprises, i have to avoid people so I dont tell them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But, the question is (and sorry if someones already asked!)
..What could we buy YOU for £10? "
We have a café here where you can buy your lunch but also buy lunch for a homeless person so id like to spend it there please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An extra $13 worth of shopping trolley time from Hank and Mary.
You gave up on the Hank and Mary dream 
Jilted.  "
You jilted me! Elvis had to console me and I got mascara on his jump suit. He was fucking raging! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink "
Perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink
Perfect "
Or if you'd rather we could wait another 10 years and do a veggie burger? |
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over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums. "
http://m.asos.com/asos/asos-oversized-bunny-t-shirt/prd/6246891?iid=6246891&clr=White&SearchQuery=bunny&pgesize=18&pge=0&totalstyles=18&gridsize=4&gridrow=1&gridcolumn=2&affid=10607&pubref=1171&transaction_id=1029bf253d6b964b5ecd5afaec9ffc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink
Perfect
Or if you'd rather we could wait another 10 years and do a veggie burger?"
I could put my £10 in and wait the 10 years too? We could chip in together? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums.
http://m.asos.com/asos/asos-oversized-bunny-t-shirt/prd/6246891?iid=6246891&clr=White&SearchQuery=bunny&pgesize=18&pge=0&totalstyles=18&gridsize=4&gridrow=1&gridcolumn=2&affid=10607&pubref=1171&transaction_id=1029bf253d6b964b5ecd5afaec9ffc"
Thank you, kindly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink
Perfect
Or if you'd rather we could wait another 10 years and do a veggie burger?
I could put my £10 in and wait the 10 years too? We could chip in together? "
Go dutch, how very modern. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums. "
I thought he had a couple of times. He even signed his name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums.
http://m.asos.com/asos/asos-oversized-bunny-t-shirt/prd/6246891?iid=6246891&clr=White&SearchQuery=bunny&pgesize=18&pge=0&totalstyles=18&gridsize=4&gridrow=1&gridcolumn=2&affid=10607&pubref=1171&transaction_id=1029bf253d6b964b5ecd5afaec9ffc
Thank you, kindly!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I put it in the bank and watch the money grow?
Yes but with the current interest rates please dont get your hopes up x
In 10 years I should have saved enough interest to take you out for a slap up bag of crisps and a drink
Perfect
Or if you'd rather we could wait another 10 years and do a veggie burger?
I could put my £10 in and wait the 10 years too? We could chip in together?
Go dutch, how very modern."
Im a modern woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, the question is (and sorry if someones already asked!)
..What could we buy YOU for £10?
We have a café here where you can buy your lunch but also buy lunch for a homeless person so id like to spend it there please. "
Good choice, I went to one like that in Caernarfon.. Not too sure Stockport has anything along those lines, there's a decent shelter we donate to x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums.
I thought he had a couple of times. He even signed his name "
Ok, he has once or twice. But if we're getting gifts, then they're for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you nip to the shops and buy some food items? And give it to a food bank please?
I'm doing well so would rather you passed it on. "
Well said. We need more of this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why am I picking out my own gift? Pfft.
I was hoping I could pick some. I love picking gifts
Go on then. What am I getting with the £10?
Well firstly I need to know who is typing
Courtney. Marc doesn't write in the forums.
I thought he had a couple of times. He even signed his name
Ok, he has once or twice. But if we're getting gifts, then they're for me "
Yeah it wouldn't suit him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im a modern woman
Life goes in circles I'm afraid, so is it a wine gum, or a gum job?
I'm gonna keep on asking until I get at least a half decent answer ya know ffs  "
I am partial to a wine gum... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peroni, packet of salt and vinegar and whatever you're having
Wotsits
Cheesy
Gotta love a bit of cheese!
I thought bunnies liked to chew on really big carrot like items  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you give your £10 to a homelessness charity
I will double it for you
Deal x"
There's a homeless charity in Edinburgh... does free meals and things...cant remember it's name but every time I am there I see so
Many ex military and homeless guys on Princess Street...
If you can find out what it's called cheque will be on its way |
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"Im a modern woman
Life goes in circles I'm afraid, so is it a wine gum, or a gum job?
I'm gonna keep on asking until I get at least a half decent answer ya know ffs
I am partial to a wine gum..."
*test failure....
Midget Gems is the correct answer ffs woman 
Please feel free to apply again at your leisure |
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"If you give your £10 to a homelessness charity
I will double it for you
Deal x
There's a homeless charity in Edinburgh... does free meals and things...cant remember it's name but every time I am there I see so
Many ex military and homeless guys on Princess Street...
If you can find out what it's called cheque will be on its way"
Cyrenians do great work, and they're the happiest people you'll ever meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To buy you a present. I only have £10 to spend on each person. What would you like? "
Keep your tenner and just show me your fanny, the gift that keeps on giving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To buy you a present. I only have £10 to spend on each person. What would you like?
Hmmm a dance at the pubic triangle
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I live west port and i have a pole. Totally keeping that tenner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""If you like a lot if chocolate on your biscuit join our club"
I would like a chocolate biscuit please. I will break it in half and share it with you. "
Thanks peachy. We'll need the energy after our photo shoot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To buy you a present. I only have £10 to spend on each person. What would you like?
Keep your tenner and just show me your fanny, the gift that keeps on giving "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to ask where this money is coming from? I hope it's not draining your life savings, I mean, or there's a health related reason you have decided to give it all away. Are you getting sponsorship from an international conglomerate or rich world leader, with their hidden motives of winning new people over because they're not popular? Not you, I mean them. It's a very generous offer and I hope you have budgeted for the number of responses. "
I married a very rich old man. The sex was atrocious but he kept me in a life of luxury and now that he has passed I regularly have unimaginably kinky sex with his grandson.
Either that or I worked for it but I like to share |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we put it towards a takeaway so we don't have to leave the house..?
Sure but we'll have to think of ways to burn off the calories
Sit ups? "
Im so ridiculously disappointed in that suggestion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Socks. I'm a simple man.
Ooooh I love new socks!
Best feeling in the world. New socks.
Hhhhhmmmm......new knickers is close! "
You new knickers are not close enough. Haha. Sorry.  |
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"Is it wrong to ask where this money is coming from? I hope it's not draining your life savings, I mean, or there's a health related reason you have decided to give it all away. Are you getting sponsorship from an international conglomerate or rich world leader, with their hidden motives of winning new people over because they're not popular? Not you, I mean them. It's a very generous offer and I hope you have budgeted for the number of responses.
I married a very rich old man. The sex was atrocious but he kept me in a life of luxury and now that he has passed I regularly have unimaginably kinky sex with his grandson.
Either that or I worked for it but I like to share "
That's a really lovely background story to the generous gift giving. The guilt must have been weighing on your mind and you couldn't bear to be reminded of the rich lifestyle you had with the old man, obviously preferring to live asa more simple yet sexually fulfilling one with his grandson.
Or if it was the second option, it sounds like you had a major tax refund from years of immoral earnings and now that the case has concluded, you are celebrating by spreading the love in this way.
Oh, you didn't say it was earned that way, just earned. Apologies for assuming, maybe the earnings were from the charity events you organised and are donating the earnings to us instead. Whatever the original reasons, it's the actions you are taking now which are important and highly commendable. . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Socks. I'm a simple man.
Ooooh I love new socks!
Best feeling in the world. New socks.
Hhhhhmmmm......new knickers is close!
You new knickers are not close enough. Haha. Sorry. "
I'll bring them closer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it wrong to ask where this money is coming from? I hope it's not draining your life savings, I mean, or there's a health related reason you have decided to give it all away. Are you getting sponsorship from an international conglomerate or rich world leader, with their hidden motives of winning new people over because they're not popular? Not you, I mean them. It's a very generous offer and I hope you have budgeted for the number of responses.
I married a very rich old man. The sex was atrocious but he kept me in a life of luxury and now that he has passed I regularly have unimaginably kinky sex with his grandson.
Either that or I worked for it but I like to share
That's a really lovely background story to the generous gift giving. The guilt must have been weighing on your mind and you couldn't bear to be reminded of the rich lifestyle you had with the old man, obviously preferring to live asa more simple yet sexually fulfilling one with his grandson.
Or if it was the second option, it sounds like you had a major tax refund from years of immoral earnings and now that the case has concluded, you are celebrating by spreading the love in this way.
Oh, you didn't say it was earned that way, just earned. Apologies for assuming, maybe the earnings were from the charity events you organised and are donating the earnings to us instead. Whatever the original reasons, it's the actions you are taking now which are important and highly commendable. . "
I worked hard for that money |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To buy you a present. I only have £10 to spend on each person. What would you like?
A winning lotto ticket
And it only costs £2 so you don't haf to spend so mutch on me "
Good thinking _eeside! I hope you'll pass on more goodwill with your winnings? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"To buy you a present. I only have £10 to spend on each person. What would you like?
A winning lotto ticket
And it only costs £2 so you don't haf to spend so mutch on me
Good thinking _eeside! I hope you'll pass on more goodwill with your winnings?"
I mite |
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