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A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
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Hey there may be more qualified applicants out there, and I'm sure you'll hear from them all.
But I doubt there will be any that get more job satisfaction out of this position than me! 
Imagine the feel good factor you'll get knowing what an amazing employer you are and how happy the staff are! |
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I feel I'd make a suitable candidate because I have strong hands for working that oil deep in and giving a buttock massage at the same time.
*goes the extra mile* |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.  "
You so would if you had one |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there. "
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's not authorised dealer. Stop by the office  |
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"Hey there may be more qualified applicants out there, and I'm sure you'll hear from them all.
But I doubt there will be any that get more job satisfaction out of this position than me!
Imagine the feel good factor you'll get knowing what an amazing employer you are and how happy the staff are! "
Job satisfaction is a wonderful thing |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn  "
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application... |
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"I feel I'd make a suitable candidate because I have strong hands for working that oil deep in and giving a buttock massage at the same time.
*goes the extra mile*"
That's an extra inch not an extra mile! Please try harder. |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's not authorised dealer. Stop by the office "
PolarOil eh? This may need some investigation into the suitability of such a product. |
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"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
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I might not do it perfectly straight away, but I am more than willing to keep trying until I get it right. No matter how long it takes |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application... "
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm. |
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"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
I might not do it perfectly straight away, but I am more than willing to keep trying until I get it right. No matter how long it takes "
Practise makes perfect and willingness to keep trying stands a good case.  |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's only authorised dealer. Stop by the office
PolarOil eh? This may need some investigation into the suitability of such a product."
*comedy typo fixed; it's slippery stuff this PolarOil™
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I'd normally consider submitting my cv. However, I feel that my only qualification for the post in question is that I own a half empty, rusty tin of WD40
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"I feel I'd make a suitable candidate because I have strong hands for working that oil deep in and giving a buttock massage at the same time.
*goes the extra mile*
That's an extra inch not an extra mile! Please try harder. "
Speaking of harder... those shiny, oily, globes are distracting me. |
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I'm no musician and I probably will try to stick my willy up your bum mid application, I have the magic touch when it comes to applying oil and I'm sure you'd enjoy it as much as I would |
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"I'm no musician and I probably will try to stick my willy up your bum mid application, I have the magic touch when it comes to applying oil and I'm sure you'd enjoy it as much as I would "
I've just peeped at your willy, access denied. It may make me squeal like a piggy. |
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"I'm no musician and I probably will try to stick my willy up your bum mid application, I have the magic touch when it comes to applying oil and I'm sure you'd enjoy it as much as I would
I've just peeped at your willy, access denied. It may make me squeal like a piggy."
I didn't realise it was on show, up your bum is optional, I can stick anywhere you like I'm easy |
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"I'm no musician and I probably will try to stick my willy up your bum mid application, I have the magic touch when it comes to applying oil and I'm sure you'd enjoy it as much as I would
I've just peeped at your willy, access denied. It may make me squeal like a piggy."
In fact it's not on show, I've just checked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An experienced professional masseur here with some other qualifications too.
You can't go wrong with me!
I'll beat everyone up (their bum or otherwise).
I look forward to your earliest date for an interview!
Also, a chance to stop by bunnyhop too! |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm. "
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
You so would if you had one "
Touché |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage "
Tag team *high five! |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage
Tag team *high five! "
Do love a good tag team |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too... "
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything) |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage
Tag team *high five!
Do love a good tag team "
Looks like we have sealed the deal and the position has been filled.
Woo hoo
But drago another Scorpio has just come in with a late application ffs ....
This could be competition bunnyhop! We need to think of something to distract him so _rincess peach can sign our joint application!  |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)"
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier... |
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me "
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier... "
That's a strong start!! |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage
Tag team *high five!
Do love a good tag team
Looks like we have sealed the deal and the position has been filled.
Woo hoo
But drago another Scorpio has just come in with a late application ffs ....
This could be competition bunnyhop! We need to think of something to distract him so _rincess peach can sign our joint application! "
Live sex show? |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier... "
Oh fuck! You are a bloody good Scorpio.
Damn it
Princess peach has many excellent choices with soo many fabulous applications in this thread.
She is spoilt for choice |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!"
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?...... |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?...... "
The distance is a bit of a shitter.  |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage
Tag team *high five!
Do love a good tag team
Looks like we have sealed the deal and the position has been filled.
Woo hoo
But drago another Scorpio has just come in with a late application ffs ....
This could be competition bunnyhop! We need to think of something to distract him so _rincess peach can sign our joint application!
Live sex show? "
Whoop whoop
You can't beat a live sex show!
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?......
The distance is a bit of a shitter. "
Noooo...National Geographic travel the World for just one great picture!... |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?......
The distance is a bit of a shitter.
Noooo...National Geographic travel the World for just one great picture!..."
Oooooo I would love to do something outdoors or in a castle or ruins!! |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Damn it bunnyhop you make a very strong case for the job!
But what is her star sign though OP? That needs to be looked into before proceeding with application...
That is a good point well made. Hmmmm.
*Breaking news*
Just found out she is Cancer! Apparently we Scorpios are very compatible with Cancer.
Therefore I submit a new application...
Me and bunnyhop together. A sensual four hands oil massage
Tag team *high five!
Do love a good tag team
Looks like we have sealed the deal and the position has been filled.
Woo hoo
But drago another Scorpio has just come in with a late application ffs ....
This could be competition bunnyhop! We need to think of something to distract him so _rincess peach can sign our joint application!
Live sex show?
Whoop whoop
You can't beat a live sex show!
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Bunnyhop is welcome to try, could be a road trip in it. I'm thinking phot session with Peach and Bunny.....now that would be quite something. .. |
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer "
Johnson's baby oil |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?......
The distance is a bit of a shitter.
Noooo...National Geographic travel the World for just one great picture!...
Oooooo I would love to do something outdoors or in a castle or ruins!! "
They make good settings but props are more limited. I can supply a big sword if you want it in a castle. Calm yourself, the bladed kind....  |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?......
The distance is a bit of a shitter.
Noooo...National Geographic travel the World for just one great picture!...
Oooooo I would love to do something outdoors or in a castle or ruins!!
They make good settings but props are more limited. I can supply a big sword if you want it in a castle. Calm yourself, the bladed kind.... "
I would end up playing around with a suit of armour! |
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"I like working with my hands and have oiling experience. Oh, yes, I'm a Scorpio too...
So how would you have me pose for a picture?
(Please bare in mind I am no model and laugh at practically everything)
To start with, having applied the appropriate amount of oil, sat naked, backwards on a straight backed chair, feet flat on the ground, maybe in heels so your knees are spread by the back of the chair. Hold the top of the chair back with straight arms and arch your back, dropping your head back as far as you can. Roll your hips forward, and it will emphasise that lovely oiled arse, as the picture is taken from behind with you looking back towards the camera. That's for starters and you laughing will just make things easier...
That's a strong start!!
Thank you but you do make it easy with your body and those eyes could destroy any _ed blooded male, or female. I shall keep the best poses just for you as a fellow Scorpio! Did I mention I'm free tomorrow and can provide my own camera?......
The distance is a bit of a shitter.
Noooo...National Geographic travel the World for just one great picture!...
Oooooo I would love to do something outdoors or in a castle or ruins!!
They make good settings but props are more limited. I can supply a big sword if you want it in a castle. Calm yourself, the bladed kind....
I would end up playing around with a suit of armour!"
You'd look great in carefully selected pieces, but they can pinch a bit.. 
Think Babooshka....  |
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil "
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
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You'd look great in carefully selected pieces, but they can pinch a bit..
Think Babooshka....
One of my fave songs ever."
This just gets better and better...
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
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Damn it! We need to up our game! |
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
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Don't give up so easily! |
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over a year ago
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"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
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Does it need to be oil? |
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over a year ago
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
Don't give up so easily!"
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient |
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"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
Does it need to be oil?"
Or champagne. |
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over a year ago
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Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient "
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum! |
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over a year ago
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
Damn it! We need to up our game! "
I just did bunnyhop and said we are both very patient, passionate and sensual people.
We don't need no special outdoor scenery! Boo hoo
Princess peach will definitely enjoy our company and a very hands on oily massage |
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over a year ago
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Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum! "
Oh... my... god... you're right! We are the tag team!!
XXXbunnyhop style |
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Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum! "
Oooo a new double moon pic to add to my collection!! |
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over a year ago
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"Pass. The temptation of a juicy jigly oiled bum will kill me
Appreciate your honesty, but get out of here Lex
Me and bunnyhop are soo close we are already looking at finest oils Scotland and London have to offer
Johnson's baby oil
Damn Lex you ruined the surprise!
Don't matter now because drago has replaced me with his kinky outdoor castle photography application. He has come well prepa_ed to get this job!!
Don't give up so easily!"
I like that, there's still a chance me thinks. Go on fellas up your game! |
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over a year ago
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"
Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum! "
Well I could but it doesn't sound so much fun and my interest is in helping out Peach, my gorgeous fellow Scorpio. A totally selfless act, ahem . Anyway, perhaps we can produce an oiled portfolionof Princess Peach and Bunnyhop. Break the fab'd photo records! |
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Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum!
Well I could but it doesn't sound so much fun and my interest is in helping out Peach, my gorgeous fellow Scorpio. A totally selfless act, ahem . Anyway, perhaps we can produce an oiled portfolionof Princess Peach and Bunnyhop. Break the fab'd photo records!"
Feeling hot hot hot |
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over a year ago
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Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum!
Oooo a new double moon pic to add to my collection!! "
Her eyelashes are fluttering come on Adam tell her about your multi tasking skills, do us both at once! |
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over a year ago
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"
Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum!
Well I could but it doesn't sound so much fun and my interest is in helping out Peach, my gorgeous fellow Scorpio. A totally selfless act, ahem . Anyway, perhaps we can produce an oiled portfolionof Princess Peach and Bunnyhop. Break the fab'd photo records!
Feeling hot hot hot "
Ha ha. I must get some work done and charge my camera..Do not take my temporary departure as a sign of surrender. Peach, keep it warm... |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
"
I have very soft and large hands,good enough to apply lotion to the entire area,no missed bits from me.
I'm also local to you so can oil at the click of an email/message/facechatsnap/kik book!! Yeah,that one!
I can't promise little devil won't wake up but you probably knew that anyway |
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over a year ago
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"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
I have very soft and large hands,good enough to apply lotion to the entire area,no missed bits from me.
I'm also local to you so can oil at the click of an email/message/facechatsnap/kik book!! Yeah,that one!
I can't promise little devil won't wake up but you probably knew that anyway "
Heeeyyy 
No willys around the peach butt! |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
I have very soft and large hands,good enough to apply lotion to the entire area,no missed bits from me.
I'm also local to you so can oil at the click of an email/message/facechatsnap/kik book!! Yeah,that one!
I can't promise little devil won't wake up but you probably knew that anyway
Heeeyyy
No willys around the peach butt! "
Unless he's an escape artist,he won't be getting out.
Bless him,he'd try his best though |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"A good thing has come to an end (as they usually do, sods law and all that jazz) and a vacancy has arisen for someone to apply oil to my rump and make me look half decent in pics.
I know, I know, it's a tough job.
If any of you lovely lot would like to apply for the position please tell me what makes you superior to other applicants.
One if the perks of the job is I won't fart on your hand mid oil application.
Does it need to be oil?
Or champagne."
Does it need to be oil or champagne? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Don't give up so easily!
Scorps never give up!
You know that, but sharing is caring and we can all be passionate.
Me and bunnyhop are very patient
We still have our secret weapon. A second bum! You can oil mine up to pose with peach. Drago cant oil his own bum!
Oooo a new double moon pic to add to my collection!!
Her eyelashes are fluttering come on Adam tell her about your multi tasking skills, do us both at once! "
Oooooh bunnyhop we have to keep some things a surprise, mystery... we cannot reveal all too soon as many more applications will fly in. Even one cheeky guy has gone private
I will say this though _rincess peach:
Me and bunnyhop want to touch you all over and be touched
Both you have amazing pictures therefore coming together would certain break a few records! |
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over a year ago
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After looking LONG and HARD at your pics I believe that upon magnification that your cheeks are a perfect fit for my hands. I am willing to work on unsociable hours in order to do my job to the best of my ability. I mean if a job is worth doing, it's worth doing right. Working for you would be a honour and a privilege x |
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"How's the shortlist coming along?
Will there be interviews?
Perhaps hands-on practical demonstrations of our skills? "
There have been some excellent candidates thus far. I will be creating a shortlist this evening once the night owlers have had the chance to apply for such a rare & rewarding postiton. |
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over a year ago
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"How's the shortlist coming along?
Will there be interviews?
Perhaps hands-on practical demonstrations of our skills?
There have been some excellent candidates thus far. I will be creating a shortlist this evening once the night owlers have had the chance to apply for such a rare & rewarding postiton. "
Me and bunnyhop have an additional note to add to our application...
Whilst drago has gone off to work and charge his camera
I am self employed and therefore can be more flexible to your needs. This will ensure when you need us we will be there.
Also we don't use technology so no charging requi_ed and certainly no batteries. We prefer the more human to human interaction.
Now that has to be taken into consideration for the shortlist.
Just saying...
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"How's the shortlist coming along?
Will there be interviews?
Perhaps hands-on practical demonstrations of our skills?
There have been some excellent candidates thus far. I will be creating a shortlist this evening once the night owlers have had the chance to apply for such a rare & rewarding postiton.
Me and bunnyhop have an additional note to add to our application...
Whilst drago has gone off to work and charge his camera
I am self employed and therefore can be more flexible to your needs. This will ensure when you need us we will be there.
Also we don't use technology so no charging requi_ed and certainly no batteries. We prefer the more human to human interaction.
Now that has to be taken into consideration for the shortlist.
Just saying...
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Made a note on your cv, and highlighted in yellow. |
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over a year ago
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn "
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat. |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat."
Long hair you say...... |
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over a year ago
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat.
Long hair you say......"
Uhhhhh huuuuuh, (flicks hair in a shampoo ad stylee) like I just stepped out of the salon.
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat.
Long hair you say......
Uhhhhh huuuuuh, (flicks hair in a shampoo ad stylee) like I just stepped out of the salon.
"
Interesting... what props could you bring to add to the artyness of the pictures?
(Look at me being all posh and shit) |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat.
Long hair you say......
Uhhhhh huuuuuh, (flicks hair in a shampoo ad stylee) like I just stepped out of the salon.
Interesting... what props could you bring to add to the artyness of the pictures?
(Look at me being all posh and shit)"
perhaps a leash for my knob just incase he does try and get a bit way ward and for poshness a monacle and a pair of hunter wellys. |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's not authorised dealer. Stop by the office "
Bugger that, you've only just brought it onto the market PB.
WitchDoc's Snake Oil is tried and tested in making botties look bootilicious - also great for the skin |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's not authorised dealer. Stop by the office
Bugger that, you've only just brought it onto the market PB.
WitchDoc's Snake Oil is tried and tested in making botties look bootilicious - also great for the skin "
We should all be supporting new business ventures
A group photo shoot. Half use trouser snake oil half use PolarOil. |
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over a year ago
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"How much oiling is requi_ed? I class this as a hobby.
As much as is deemed necessary. I like a reflective sheen on me botty."
I could happily spend hours perfecting my oiling technique on that delightful bottom. |
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"How much oiling is requi_ed? I class this as a hobby.
As much as is deemed necessary. I like a reflective sheen on me botty.
I could happily spend hours perfecting my oiling technique on that delightful bottom. "
How are your photography skills? I'm not the easiest to capture a reasonable picture of. And once the oil is on I'm a slippery little bugger. |
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"How much oiling is requi_ed? I class this as a hobby.
As much as is deemed necessary. I like a reflective sheen on me botty.
I could happily spend hours perfecting my oiling technique on that delightful bottom.
How are your photography skills? I'm not the easiest to capture a reasonable picture of. And once the oil is on I'm a slippery little bugger."
im a reasonable photographer. Practicing with shutter speed and apature at the moment. . As for being slippery, that's the best bit. |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn "
I was a DJ for 20 years so very dextrose with my hands and fingers also my hands are big so will cover more surface area quicker so will use less energy as so will _educe your carbon footprint. I'm also a man so there's a good chance I probably would stick my willy up that fantastic bumper and many more places if this helps. (with consent of course)
Lol
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
I have suddenly got the serious horn
Before you take her up on that offer, may I too offer my services, they are pretty much the same as above with the following exceptions.
1 I'm not a musician, I am a dj though so ya know good fingers and that.
2 I'm not a woman, however I do have long hair so if you squint your eyes I probably could look like one.
3 um well I can't guarantee that one, my willy is it's own entity so cannot be controlled by conventional means.
With all the above ba_ed in mind I do have lovely soft hands.
I'm sure I will have got the job so if you could send over my oiling up clobber then I'll be over just after tea time with my drum of goose fat.
Long hair you say......
Uhhhhh huuuuuh, (flicks hair in a shampoo ad stylee) like I just stepped out of the salon.
Interesting... what props could you bring to add to the artyness of the pictures?
(Look at me being all posh and shit)
perhaps a leash for my knob just incase he does try and get a bit way ward and for poshness a monacle and a pair of hunter wellys."
it seems I may have misread your previous request, I was under the impression you wanted me to look posh, when infact you wanted arty. So perhaps a pair of cigarettes with one of those cigarette holders they used to look dead classy with in the olden days. Now I'm not a lover of your standard cigarette, I'm more of a roll up man, nor do I know where to get a cigarette holder from, so I propose a rolly shoved into the end of a biro to add an air of swankyness to the shoot. for extra artyness perhaps some absinthe lots of absinthe, artists love absinthe. And maybe one of those spray on six packs for me, the guys in all the flashy arty perfume ads always have a six pack.
Also if I do take up this position will you be able to give a no fart guarantee. I'm all for getting my hands stuck into your moist fleshy bum cheeks but I feel that this may be a step too far. |
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it seems I may have misread your previous request, I was under the impression you wanted me to look posh, when infact you wanted arty. So perhaps a pair of cigarettes with one of those cigarette holders they used to look dead classy with in the olden days. Now I'm not a lover of your standard cigarette, I'm more of a roll up man, nor do I know where to get a cigarette holder from, so I propose a rolly shoved into the end of a biro to add an air of swankyness to the shoot. for extra artyness perhaps some absinthe lots of absinthe, artists love absinthe. And maybe one of those spray on six packs for me, the guys in all the flashy arty perfume ads always have a six pack.
Also if I do take up this position will you be able to give a no fart guarantee. I'm all for getting my hands stuck into your moist fleshy bum cheeks but I feel that this may be a step too far."
Blue Peter style props.
No expense spa_ed eh |
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over a year ago
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! "
I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time. |
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it seems I may have misread your previous request, I was under the impression you wanted me to look posh, when infact you wanted arty. So perhaps a pair of cigarettes with one of those cigarette holders they used to look dead classy with in the olden days. Now I'm not a lover of your standard cigarette, I'm more of a roll up man, nor do I know where to get a cigarette holder from, so I propose a rolly shoved into the end of a biro to add an air of swankyness to the shoot. for extra artyness perhaps some absinthe lots of absinthe, artists love absinthe. And maybe one of those spray on six packs for me, the guys in all the flashy arty perfume ads always have a six pack.
Also if I do take up this position will you be able to give a no fart guarantee. I'm all for getting my hands stuck into your moist fleshy bum cheeks but I feel that this may be a step too far.
Blue Peter style props.
No expense spa_ed eh "
Yes in post brexit Britain you'll be glad of this level of thriftiness. I also have some barbecue tongs and a large stuffed tortoise, should your requirements be more tropical |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time. "
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!) |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!!
This just proper made me laugh
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Adam cant hack the pace. Ive no time for this! |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)"
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?! |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?! "
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that "
That bum of yours is a very good selling point |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that
That bum of yours is a very good selling point "
you both have magnificent arses. |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that
That bum of yours is a very good selling point you both have magnificent arses. "
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that
That bum of yours is a very good selling point you both have magnificent arses. "
Youre in the team! Stop perving get oiling! |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that "
WTF !!! happened in here...
I was only gone for like a couple of minutes to purchase the finest oils.
Looks like there has been another attempt to replace me due to lack of trying.
PMSL and grrrr-ing !!
Bunnyhop used to be all respectful and polite, but XXXbunny combo with me is a rebel calling people assholes!! Cheeky, but fuck I love it.
Princess peach gone all posh and shit!!
Jeeeeeeez ladies
Right, here is another addition to the XXXbunny combo application:
I have long'ish hair black hair...
Not sure how that helps with a massage, but just putting that out there.
Oh and the three of us can multi task together for a very horny encounter indeed |
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"Adaaaaaaaammm!! These assholes are creeping in on our gig. We gotta up our game. Come on man I need some back up here!!!! I have 2 hands....... I can oil two bottoms at the same time.
Peachy Ive got a new tagger (I looked at his pics, the first one won me over. Oooofft!)
Ooooo Adam has let the side down! You snooze you lose eh?!
Nah, im still in with this new guy. Ive not tried his skills but im sure we'll be cool. I still have the added bum selling point. Aint none of these assholes can compete with that
WTF !!! happened in here...
I was only gone for like a couple of minutes to purchase the finest oils.
Looks like there has been another attempt to replace me due to lack of trying.
PMSL and grrrr-ing !!
Bunnyhop used to be all respectful and polite, but XXXbunny combo with me is a rebel calling people assholes!! Cheeky, but fuck I love it.
Princess peach gone all posh and shit!!
Jeeeeeeez ladies
Right, here is another addition to the XXXbunny combo application:
I have long'ish hair black hair...
Not sure how that helps with a massage, but just putting that out there.
Oh and the three of us can multi task together for a very horny encounter indeed "
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"Welcome back "
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots |
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots "
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer! |
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"Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer! "
You aint going to believe this!
Bunnyhop has the camera so we would have had the pics cove_ed, but she is busy making herself cum for others pleasure right now as we speak!
Everytime we get close to sealing the deal something distracts us ffs
Tut tut
Who oh why bunnnnnnnnnnnnny!!
I did tell you she is at her horniest state right now |
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer! "
Hmm. Some have been busy whilst I have been away Peach. Usurpers and pretenders, all. I have been pondering the possibilities of expanding your portfolio and have devised a passionate and sensual portrayal of you that will show your sexual allure in ways you never imagined. You can choose a variety of themes that I will only share with you via pm. The unscrupulous on here will just steal my ideas. My Scorpio imagination has run riot with sexual creativity and intensity that I think will fascinate you more than just an arse oiling. I gave you one example of a pose, and can offer others that give much more meaning to a rewarding position. You can choose from a series of simple props for variety or a more hazardous but exciting outdoor shoot. One may even lead to the other! My reward is in the oiling and capturing those images which will be left just with you to use as you please.
At some point you will have to choose between someone who will appreciate and immortalise your burning hot Scorpio sexuality or those just looking to cop a crafty feel!
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer!
Hmm. Some have been busy whilst I have been away Peach. Usurpers and pretenders, all. I have been pondering the possibilities of expanding your portfolio and have devised a passionate and sensual portrayal of you that will show your sexual allure in ways you never imagined. You can choose a variety of themes that I will only share with you via pm. The unscrupulous on here will just steal my ideas. My Scorpio imagination has run riot with sexual creativity and intensity that I think will fascinate you more than just an arse oiling. I gave you one example of a pose, and can offer others that give much more meaning to a rewarding position. You can choose from a series of simple props for variety or a more hazardous but exciting outdoor shoot. One may even lead to the other! My reward is in the oiling and capturing those images which will be left just with you to use as you please.
At some point you will have to choose between someone who will appreciate and immortalise your burning hot Scorpio sexuality or those just looking to cop a crafty feel!
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer! "
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer!
Hannibal_lickedher "
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer!
Hmm. Some have been busy whilst I have been away Peach. Usurpers and pretenders, all. I have been pondering the possibilities of expanding your portfolio and have devised a passionate and sensual portrayal of you that will show your sexual allure in ways you never imagined. You can choose a variety of themes that I will only share with you via pm. The unscrupulous on here will just steal my ideas. My Scorpio imagination has run riot with sexual creativity and intensity that I think will fascinate you more than just an arse oiling. I gave you one example of a pose, and can offer others that give much more meaning to a rewarding position. You can choose from a series of simple props for variety or a more hazardous but exciting outdoor shoot. One may even lead to the other! My reward is in the oiling and capturing those images which will be left just with you to use as you please.
At some point you will have to choose between someone who will appreciate and immortalise your burning hot Scorpio sexuality or those just looking to cop a crafty feel!
Oh my!!!! "
Fuck sake!! Don't fall for it peachy, he's trying to woo you with big words and romance.
These boys still haven't even cottoned on that they ain't ever gonna be able to offer a second bum! |
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"Welcome back
Ooooooh so it's like that now... I know what's going on here...
You want to brush over the stuff about me almost getting replaced.
XXXbunny is at her most horniest state right now
And you used to be double p, but now your triple p!
Posh _rincess peach
Let's make a threesome combo:
XXXbunnypeach two Scorpios and one Cancer having a marathon sex session all weekend
For the purpose of this job I meant to say:
Marathon four hands oily massage. Naked bodies rolling around and hitting the right sensual spots
Where are the pictures in this scenario? Don't forget I need a photographer!
Hannibal_lickedher
I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too. "
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there. "
Well that's it then, don't think this can be beat.
Well played, well played. |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
Well that's it then, don't think this can be beat.
Well played, well played. "
Exactly! We could've settled this with the first offer |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
Well that's it then, don't think this can be beat.
Well played, well played.
Exactly! We could've settled this with the first offer "
There's still time .... we aren't at 175 yet! |
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Oh my!!!!
Fuck sake!! Don't fall for it peachy, he's trying to woo you with big words and romance.
These boys still haven't even cottoned on that they ain't ever gonna be able to offer a second bum! "
Why would Peach need a second bum, except maybe yours, Bunnyhop, if she felt so inclined? That wouldn't bother me in the slightest.. Romance?, no this is about sheer, raw sensuality and Peach oozes it, and so do you, should you choose to let it out... |
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Bunnyhop is very funny and sexy as usual, but I sense that my earlier application got lost or put in the shreader by me stake.
So here is another certified copy:
An experienced professional masseur here with some other qualifications too.
You can't go wrong with me!
I'll beat everyone up (their bum or otherwise).
I look forward to your earliest date for an interview!
Also, a chance to stop by bunnyhop too!
PS. Bunny, please lend me some support. I promise to see you after visiting OP. Or on my way there....
Or just make a special trip for you... Sommmewhereee over the Rainbooow... |
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"Hannibal_lickedher
I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice "
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy |
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I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy "
Hmmmm am I that obvious? |
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"Hannibal_lickedher
I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy
Hmmmm am I that obvious? "
Let's do it!!! |
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"Hannibal_lickedher
I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy
Hmmmm am I that obvious?
Let's do it!!!"
I'm in |
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"Let's see what tomorrow brings....better work on your stretches Peach....
I can't stretch too far mind. I'm only diddy. "
Don't worry, we can stretch your imagination first... |
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"Hannibal_lickedher
I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy
Hmmmm am I that obvious?
Let's do it!!!"
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Looks like I'll be bringing the GoPro as well as the camera. At least that's oil proof. |
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I'm not just pointing a camera. I fully expect to get oily too.
Sssshhhhh we'll just sneak you in later, she won't notice
Ha ha
I reckon we should all get the job and make a movie!
I am sure peach will love an orgy
Hmmmm am I that obvious?
Let's do it!!!.
Looks like I'll be bringing the GoPro as well as the camera. At least that's oil proof. "
That's a smashing idea. Don't want any technical issues. |
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"Let's see what tomorrow brings....better work on your stretches Peach....
I can't stretch too far mind. I'm only diddy.
Don't worry, we can stretch your imagination first... "
Get stretching sunshine |
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"Hi. Im a musician, i have limber fingers. Im also girl, my hands are soft and I wont try to stick my wily up your bum while im there.
What is a wily?
Peach she obviously doesn't know what she's on about. You need PolarOil on yer arse. I'm the UK's not authorised dealer. Stop by the office
Bugger that, you've only just brought it onto the market PB.
WitchDoc's Snake Oil is tried and tested in making botties look bootilicious - also great for the skin
We should all be supporting new business ventures
A group photo shoot. Half use trouser snake oil half use PolarOil. "
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Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response. |
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"Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response. "
All names will be going into a hat, as I'm just shit at making decisions.
I must admit I'm very tempted by a castle...or a group photo session at a castle with snake and PolarOil. |
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"Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response.
All names will be going into a hat, as I'm just shit at making decisions.
I must admit I'm very tempted by a castle...or a group photo session at a castle with snake and PolarOil."
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"Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response.
All names will be going into a hat, as I'm just shit at making decisions.
I must admit I'm very tempted by a castle...or a group photo session at a castle with snake and PolarOil."
May I apply for the role of bum double? |
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"Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response.
All names will be going into a hat, as I'm just shit at making decisions.
I must admit I'm very tempted by a castle...or a group photo session at a castle with snake and PolarOil."
All this and it's going to be a raffle?... |
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"Hi there.
My name is Bunny, I attended an interview for this position and wonde_ed if a decision had been made on the successful candidate?
My circumstances have changed and i would now be happy to accept a job sharing role.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I look forward to your response.
All names will be going into a hat, as I'm just shit at making decisions.
I must admit I'm very tempted by a castle...or a group photo session at a castle with snake and PolarOil.
All this and it's going to be a raffle?... "
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"Bunnyhop... and her choice of whoever else from this thread she chooses (if any) to invite
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You really are shit at making decisions!!
Looks like me and bunnyhop the XXXbunny combo have got this.
Woo hoo
Nothing to see here now folks. Position has been filled.
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"Bunnyhop... and her choice of whoever else from this thread she chooses (if any) to invite
You really are shit at making decisions!!
Looks like me and bunnyhop the XXXbunny combo have got this.
Woo hoo
Nothing to see here now folks. Position has been filled.
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"Bunnyhop... and her choice of whoever else from this thread she chooses (if any) to invite
You really are shit at making decisions!!
Looks like me and bunnyhop the XXXbunny combo have got this.
Woo hoo
Nothing to see here now folks. Position has been filled.
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"Now......who to invite "
Oh fuck the power has gone to your head 
Pick me pick me FFS
Hang on...
We submitted a joint application so by default it is me... so why the heck i'm I begging  |
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"Bunnyhop... and her choice of whoever else from this thread she chooses (if any) to invite
You really are shit at making decisions!!
Looks like me and bunnyhop the XXXbunny combo have got this.
Woo hoo
Nothing to see here now folks. Position has been filled.
High five! "
For crying out loud wish I saw the high five sooner!
Just ignore my above post because I can't be bothe_ed to delete it...
Now that we have secu_ed this very rare opportunity and a vital role...
We need to make sure we deliver so then we can move on to bigger and better things...
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Congratulations to the luucky winners. I'm sure everyone else is looking forward to Peach's updated oiling photo portfolio!
Not so bad for me either, I've picked up enquiries about sexy photoshoots.. |
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