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over a year ago
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Don't feel like you get enough men messaging you with offers of a blow job?
Accidentally leave yourself logged in for the day and watch them roll in! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!  
That would be a miscake 
Ohhh donught be serious... "
I'm rarely serious but a bit of a daredevil.
I'm usually icing with death. |
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Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "
Thanks I'll try that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "
Takes note*
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"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "
Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't mention cake ever!, at all ever never!
That would be a miscake
Ohhh donught be serious...
I'm rarely serious but a bit of a daredevil.
I'm usually icing with death. "
You train for that? Or are you just a jammy dodger of death? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Want a super full inbox? Add a new photo and forget to turn on your filters "
I tried this the other day with a new pic just to see. All filters off, nada, nothing, zip.
Nobody wants me, may as well give up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not getting enough attention? Put 'not currently meeting' all over your profile and as a status. You'll have no choice but to cave in! "
That actually works, women do desire something that's out of reach I've learned . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best thing a single guy can do is just sit back and the messages from cock hungry women up and down the country will come flooding in, just dangle your cock in your avatar as bait |
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Don't pussyfoot around when it comes to telling people what you will make them do to please you sexually - people, especially women, like a forceful character. Lectures are always welcome about poor technique too, as well as if they've let their body fall below the standards you rightfully expect. |
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"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer
Thanks I'll try that "
make sure the back of your phone is in the mirror shot a
obscuring most of your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Want women drooling over you? Add lots of cock pics, with objects that convey the size of the cock.
And make sure your one and only face pic is so disturbingly grumpy you look like a mass murderer "
Stop stalking....I've told you a few times and if it continues I'll report you then name and shame you on status as you can't get away with it in the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tired of striking out after every unsolicited message?
Respond with an insult and tell them you didn't want to meet them anyway! "
Send that to people you've never messaged |
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"Want people to think you're important? Add the word professional to your profile better still add proffesional"
I love the "intellurgent professional looking for one women" Cracks me up every time I read it on a profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!
*cynical I know.  "
Jeez Misterbee youre on a proper downer today! You want a bunny hug? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men- Want to pretend to be invisible? Post 'I'm in' on a 'fab it thread'!
*cynical I know.
Jeez Misterbee youre on a proper downer today! You want to fuck like bunnies ?
I changed it for you
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I was being discreet. I was planning to seduce him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single men who are on here behind their wives back: cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse, so you can see yourself take the ring off, hand her back to her father, head back up the aisle and fuck off in your car. |
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"Men: if your not so well endowed, use a number of chocolate manufactures tactics and on your profile describe it as "fun size" "
Or as I've spotted on sone profiles... just "borrow" someone else's cock pics instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sado-masachists: don't waste your time on here, simply travel on virgin trains during rush hour where you will receive humiliation, degradation, verbal and physical abuse and being shouted at by people in uniform every day, and it's still cheaper than paying for a dominatrix. |
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"Sado-masachists: don't waste your time on here, simply travel on virgin trains during rush hour where you will receive humiliation, degradation, verbal and physical abuse and being shouted at by people in uniform every day, and it's still cheaper than paying for a dominatrix."
That's just cracked me up! |
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