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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...had my prostate massaged.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Massaged your prostrate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messaged my prostate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prostrated for massage

(I may need to drink

)

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

Been tied up or done watersports

Always wanted to and eager to

(Not even seen a female pee)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me neither. Always makes me think of that scene in Road Trip...

https://youtu.be/-UDXR6l6C98

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Massaged your prostrate

Oh promises, promises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched the film known as Grease

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"...had my prostate massaged."

Make an appointment at the Doctors, they can do it for you on the NHS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease"

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched Game of Thrones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat and watched a romantic movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched Game of Thrones. "
snap!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been to Nandos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Watched star wars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a bi mmf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

"
oh god..snap again

Iv lead such a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The list is to long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a Big Mac

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Seen any Raiders movies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have ever been to nandos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

messaged a potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!"

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only really eat chicken lol

So bunny...your at the bar il do the tasting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!"

No cant say I've ever been to Nando's. Not that I'm missing much by all accounts x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac

Snap!"

A woman of impeccable taste!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

No cant say I've ever been to Nando's. Not that I'm missing much by all accounts x "

That depends on whether you like shitty chicken. If you do, it's well worth a visit!

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

Ladies cocktail night it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Been the subject of a mistress's attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac

Snap!"

Neither have I. My body is a temple of other tastes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen any Raiders movies

Nooo ! I do like a bit of Indiana.

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By *ucklingsCouple over a year ago

Rugby

Had a mojito xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

Ladies cocktail night it is then

Yay let's get squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac

Snap!

A woman of impeccable taste!

I have good taste in everything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

Ladies cocktail night it is then

Im so in!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ive never been to margate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive never been to margate"

I know someone whod like you to change that.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"ive never been to margate

I know someone whod like you to change that. "
do you

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

Ladies cocktail night it is then

Yay let's get squiffy

I'm going for a long island iced tea just because it's the strongest cocktail I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

I have a friend who has never seen forest gump

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Kept a giraffe as a pet, or a meerkat

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

I have a friend who has never seen forest gump

I've never seen Gone with the Wind or The Sound of Music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

I have a friend who has never seen forest gump

I've never seen forest gump

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

I have a friend who has never seen forest gump

I've never seen forest gump

It's going to have to be a movie and cocktail night at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum from oral sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched the film known as Grease

Watched the film known as dirty dancing

Really?

I've seen dirty dancing so many times I've genuinely lost count.

I've also never watched big momma's house. That one always shocks people

I have a friend who has never seen forest gump

I've never seen forest gump

It's going to have to be a movie and cocktail night at this rate!

Its gonna have to be a weekend if we're educating peachy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!

Im not a chicken fan but if they have a bar id have cocktails

Ladies cocktail night it is then

Yay let's get squiffy

I'm going for a long island iced tea just because it's the strongest cocktail I know.

I'll go for a Moscow mule because it's lush!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been to a football match.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

Received anal (mrs) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

When I move to your Norwich sex dungeon I'd like to see that rectified

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Had anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol"

You haven't met the right one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac

Snap!

A woman of impeccable taste!

I have good taste in everything! "

Kasabian..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten a Panda, would like to though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

You haven't met the right one

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

You haven't met the right one

Get a room you two

Are you always this demanding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

When I move to your Norwich sex dungeon I'd like to see that rectified

You can try for as long as you like. Someone once said I was broken, but he was a meanie

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Had my prostate massaged!

But I have massaged others....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sat and watched a romantic movie "

Seriously?? Nahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

When I move to your Norwich sex dungeon I'd like to see that rectified

You can try for as long as you like. Someone once said I was broken, but he was a meanie

Pah, sex can be awesome without cumming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

When I move to your Norwich sex dungeon I'd like to see that rectified

You can try for as long as you like. Someone once said I was broken, but he was a meanie

Pah, sex can be awesome without cumming

It's overrated anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

You haven't met the right one

Get a room you two

Are you always this demanding?

Who me, never

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

You haven't met the right one

Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum from oral sex

Cum with a man

How about with a woman?

Yes, she had me screaming in the hotel

Girls rock

It helps when they are really hot

it does indeed. Don't blush though, a man has never made me cum either lol

You haven't met the right one

Get a room you two

Are you always this demanding?

Who me, never

That's a shame

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

I just want to watch Swing make you cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac

Snap!

A woman of impeccable taste!

I have good taste in everything!

Kasabian..?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

I just want to watch Swing make you cum

A prev after my own heart lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

interviewed successfully for a job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

I just want to watch Swing make you cum

I wanna watch swing make me cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book"

WHAT!! This is so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

I just want to watch Swing make you cum

I wanna watch swing make me cum

I noticed you eyeing up the belt

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Never have I ever been dumped by a partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a room you two

Sure, but and some of the others have to join too. We can get through everything we haven't tried or done yet - movies included.

I just want to watch Swing make you cum

I wanna watch swing make me cum

I noticed you eyeing up the belt

That will help

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book

WHAT!! This is so wrong.

I've only seen one movie, took kids, it was pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never have I ever been dumped by a partner

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never have I ever been dumped by a partner

Snap but I've broken a few hearts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never have I ever been dumped by a partner

Snap but I've broken a few hearts

With eyes like yours I dare say you have - a little bewitching.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Never have I ever had a bi mmf - sadly! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

Yeah I like belts - a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paid for sex.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I love undoing man belts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Had anal sex. "

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

Sounds like a great weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos

I've never been to Nandos either

I'd say shall we all go on a ladies social to Nandos but I don't think you're missing much!"

It's only an overpriced chicken shop. You're not missing out on anything amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had anal sex.

Nor me "

You're missing out. Use lots of lube on him and inside your butt. Use a bullet on your clit at the same time. You'll wonder why you've never done it before! Amazing feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier."

Never have I ever watched the Alan Partrdge movie

It's true nothing ever comes to Norwich!

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

So have you paid for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never hired a male escort...id like to one day though. Always wondered if you pay for it, whether you get better sex.

Also never seen in person male on male sex. Love too though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier.

Never have I ever watched the Alan Partrdge movie

It's true nothing ever comes to Norwich!

Apart from Alan Partridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

I've had both

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love undoing man belts

I don't have a belt, my trousers are custom. (I made them myself).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier.

Never have I ever watched the Alan Partrdge movie

It's true nothing ever comes to Norwich!

Apart from Alan Partridge

I didn't even know who he was before moving here. It seems to be Norwich's claim to fame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

Yes Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

I've had both"

Genuinely curious to know whether you felt ashamed or something similar when you took money for sex? Not having ago. Just curious

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier.

Never have I ever watched the Alan Partrdge movie

It's true nothing ever comes to Norwich!

I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had anal sex.

Nor me "

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a meet off fab ????

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I didn't even know who he was before moving here. It seems to be Norwich's claim to fame. "

You forget the lovely Delia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This will be the biggest event to hit Norwich since the Alan Partridge movie premier.

Never have I ever watched the Alan Partrdge movie

It's true nothing ever comes to Norwich!

I did

And you didn't think to tell me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slept on a top bunk. I'm scared of heights

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

I've had both

Genuinely curious to know whether you felt ashamed or something similar when you took money for sex? Not having ago. Just curious "

Nope. I wasn't ashamed. It was a married couple who wanted a cuckold experience. They were lovely and it was great fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a Big Mac "

never ever???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten at Wagamamas or TGI's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book

WHAT!! This is so wrong.

Just doesn't interest me!

I've also never seen any animated film like Toy Story, Monsters Inc etc...I'd rather send two hours watching real people!

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By *earandmonkeyCouple over a year ago

uxbridge

Rimmed anybody (bear)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rimmed or been rimmed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rimmed or been rimmed"

Unlucky!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

"Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book

WHAT!! This is so wrong.

Just doesn't interest me!

I've also never seen any animated film like Toy Story, Monsters Inc etc...I'd rather send two hours watching real people! "

What.... not even watership down?

Awww. That's a classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Came from a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched Game of Thrones. snap!!"

Wtf is wrong with you ladies. They have knights and dragons and sword fighting to the death and blood and gore and sex and Danerys.... *drools*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Failed to make a woman come from oral.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...had my prostate massaged."

You prostrate too much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rimmed or been rimmed

Unlucky!"

Yep I guess it could be down to luck or just choices that precluded the possibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Failed to make a woman come from oral.

Legend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone not seem ghost?

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Rimmed or been rimmed

Unlucky!"

Mrs Robinson have you had and done both?

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By *ustakittenWoman over a year ago

Truro

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark."

You've not had the pleasure of right woman for that then.

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark.

You've not had the pleasure of right woman for that then.

Never had the pleasure of the sexy _ustakitten.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark.

You've not had the pleasure of right woman for that then.

Or man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used the hot list feature.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Telford

"Watched Game of Thrones. snap!!

Wtf is wrong with you ladies. They have knights and dragons and sword fighting to the death and blood and gore and sex and Danerys.... *drools* "

Mmm beats watching chick flicks! Seen every episode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched Game of Thrones. snap!!

Wtf is wrong with you ladies. They have knights and dragons and sword fighting to the death and blood and gore and sex and Danerys.... *drools*

Mmm beats watching chick flicks! Seen every episode

Its the best, seen them all at least twice

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By *ustakittenWoman over a year ago

Truro

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark.

You've not had the pleasure of right woman for that then.

Never had the pleasure of the sexy _ustakitten.

Lol ...this is true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Came from a blow job

I'm not the only one then

It still feels good though

Definitely, love them, just doesn't hit the mark.

You've not had the pleasure of right woman for that then.

I'm quite willing for any woman to try their best

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"...had my prostate massaged.

Make an appointment at the Doctors, they can do it for you on the NHS.

Yeah,but be careful of that the buggers have nasty habit of inserting cameras when,or where you least expect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watched or read any Harry Potter movie or book

WHAT!! This is so wrong.

Just doesn't interest me!

I've also never seen any animated film like Toy Story, Monsters Inc etc...I'd rather send two hours watching real people!

What.... not even watership down?

Awww. That's a classic

Oh I did watch that as a child! I mean, as an adult I can't seem to be able to watch cartoons/animations for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched any Rocky films, Fast and the Furious films or classic Disney.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I've never had Indian or Chinese food or eaten a Nandos,

Watched a episode of Walking Dead or Breaking Bad,

Had a adult relationship,

Had a Bj or wank from a Woman and cum, Never finished in a mouth/facial either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rimmed or been rimmed

Unlucky!

Mrs Robinson have you had and done both?"

Hell yeah!

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Rimmed or been rimmed

Unlucky!

Mrs Robinson have you had and done both?

Hell yeah!"

I keep getting this in my head when I see your name and avatar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been to Nandos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos."

Your not missing much! Went once and didnt see what all the fuss was about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos."

Jizzed on Mrs Libs slippers... but I think I would given half the chance.

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By *avrick15Man over a year ago

glasgow

"So it looks like you are all coming to my sex dungeon having a few cocktails, watching a hell of a lot of movies, making me cum and having a lot of sex along the way.

Interested?

Oh also bring the belt

Yeah I like belts - a lot

Sounds like a fun party and I have a few nice belts to bring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never have I ever been with a married man

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Never have I ever been with a married man "

Wonders how full your inbox will get from all the "single guys"

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By *illerpinsMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Never have I ever been with a married man "

Would you though haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone not seem ghost?

Now that's a film I have seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone not seem ghost?

Me!

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By *illerpinsMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Has anyone not seem ghost?

Now that's a film I have seen

OMG so weird I'm about to watch that now for the first time haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been to Nandos.

Your not missing much! Went once and didnt see what all the fuss was about!"

It all tastes like chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten Mushy Peas!

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By *anclad9191Man over a year ago

manchester

Had car sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rimmed or been rimmed

Unlucky!

Mrs Robinson have you had and done both?

Hell yeah!

I keep getting this in my head when I see your name and avatar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8"

I receive several messages a day saying something similar!

Imagine walking into a bar and this comes on the jukebox, or you look at a cocktail menu and the signature drink is a 'Mrs Robinson'. Both of which happened to me recently! Laughable!

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

kissed a girl

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Had a time waster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never have I ever been with a married man

Wonders how full your inbox will get from all the "single guys"

Will you inbox me??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been the last to post on a thread.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Been the last to post on a thread.

Still not now either....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been the last to post on a thread.

Still not now either....!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paid for sex.

Been paid for sex

That i would be up for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten meat

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Eaten meat

Must...resist...silly comment...aaaarrgghhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...had my prostate massaged."

Me either...oh...wait...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao watched the film spaceballs or clockwork orange lol

xxkayxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had both the penultimate and final post in a thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had both the penultimate and final post in a thread!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Cool story Dan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

grrrrr!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Kissed a woman on the lips,apart from my mum of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

grrrrr!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give up!! You win!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Had sex with a neighbour...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Had sex in a car. Infact there's loads of stuff!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I could be here all day listing them

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Aww Dan. I tried to leave it so you'd have the last one.

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