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What have you had in your mouth that you regret ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a youngish/ oldish man from North Wales who swallowed a fly 
Caught me during my race this morning, and I didn't have much choice but to wash it down.
Bleurgh  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was in junior high school someone bet me a good deal of money that I wouldn't eat a stick of chalk. So I did. I've never had something as absolutely horrible as chalk in my mouth. Part of the bet was that I had to chew it (not just swallow it)....oh, god! The texture haunts me to this day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was in junior high school someone bet me a good deal of money that I wouldn't eat a stick of chalk. So I did. I've never had something as absolutely horrible as chalk in my mouth. Part of the bet was that I had to chew it (not just swallow it)....oh, god! The texture haunts me to this day. "
Yet its common for pregnant women to crave it  |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
I found a small paper bag of sweets in a drawer at home. Not sure how long they'd been there. Reached in and grabbed what I thought was one of those desiccated coconut mushrooms and popped it in my mouth.
Nope. It was just a sweetie cove_ed in fluffy mould.
Was wretching for ages.
-Matt |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
"I once mistakenly pou_ed fresh orange juice in my crunchy nut cornflakes. Its a taste i will never forget and Ive never had either of them since "
So umm... after you pour it on, you decided to eat it?! 
-Matt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once mistakenly pou_ed fresh orange juice in my crunchy nut cornflakes. Its a taste i will never forget and Ive never had either of them since
So umm... after you pour it on, you decided to eat it?!
-Matt"
Its was one of those hey, why not moments  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was in junior high school someone bet me a good deal of money that I wouldn't eat a stick of chalk. So I did. I've never had something as absolutely horrible as chalk in my mouth. Part of the bet was that I had to chew it (not just swallow it)....oh, god! The texture haunts me to this day.
Did you get the money though?  "
I did, but looking back I think it seemed a lot more money to 13 year old me than it does now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caviar for me too, was one of those things that I had to try just because it's expensive and when we were walking through the food hall at Harrads once the guy let me try some. Absolutely disgusting! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Other than liquorice the most disgusting flavour combination I ever experienced was in a school lunchbox when I had a bag of those maize onion ring things and then took a bite of apple straight afterwards. The two independently I like. Both together? Words fail me as to just how minging it was. I still shudder at the taste memory. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"Campari, not what I expected at all. Bleurgh.
Awww really? I've always wanted to try it
Whats it like? What did you put in for mixer? "
I can't remember, it was a long time ago. It's inc_edibly bitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dog shit. when i was young there was a little car park at the back of my house and there were bollards, we'd jump from one to the other like an assault course and one day i caught my foot a bit low on the landing and face dove into a pile!
was. not. happy. |
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One of my now dearly departed cats once decided to mark me as his territory by jumping up and spraying my face while I was laying on the sofa.
Let's just say it was a huge mistake to shriek - thus opening my mouth - as he did it ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baby powder
An ex used to put baby powder on her pussy
When i went down there my tongue would dry up instantly when it hit the powder
My tongue stopped moving like an emergency stop in a car"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I could post a link to it, I'd let you all read the story of poo finger Sue.
Actually good Poo finger Sue and you can read it yourself - it's hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I could post a link to it, I'd let you all read the story of poo finger Sue.
Actually good Poo finger Sue and you can read it yourself - it's hilarious "
Or even Google instead of good  |
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"Caviar for me too, was one of those things that I had to try just because it's expensive and when we were walking through the food hall at Harrads once the guy let me try some. Absolutely disgusting!"
Glad I'm not the only one! It's utterly vile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sheeps eyes - travelling in Asia - it was presented to me before everyone else - meaning I had to eat the delicacy and ....... i couldn't swallow so I bit it and it sort of exploded on the roof of my mouth ...... ahhhhhhh ....before I could get it down .........whilst all these people were waiting for my positive reaction ....
OMG that was the worst .....  |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Some massive 'roider in Newport.
He responded to a lighthearted (non-sexual, honest) comment I made when him and his missus sat on the same sofa as me by ramming his tongue down my throat.
It seemed to last forever. His missus thought it was funny - I didn't (honest).
I liked the taste of Bacardi Breezers even less after that.
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Superglue. I tried opening the tube with my teeth and the whole lot ended up in my mouth, not a good thing to feel your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth, plus was picking it out for hours afterwards.
Lesson learned there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toss up between fried caterpillar and my ex
I have a nice Scottish caterpillar though 
Unfried strangely for glasgow food lol "
Sounds...:: ermmm slightly appetising albeit aldente? |
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"Toss up between fried caterpillar and my ex
I have a nice Scottish caterpillar though
Unfried strangely for glasgow food lol
Sounds...:: ermmm slightly appetising albeit aldente? "
Most definitely aldente just nibble carefully though |
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"Campari, not what I expected at all. Bleurgh.
Awww really? I've always wanted to try it
Whats it like? What did you put in for mixer?
I can't remember, it was a long time ago. It's inc_edibly bitter"
soda is common mixer but it's very dry and bitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gentlemans relish, I think it's liquidised anchovies and horseradish, vile evil stuff"
Oooooh that must be why he refer_ed to his jizz as gentlemans relish...................
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a youngish/ oldish man from North Wales who swallowed a fly
Caught me during my race this morning, and I didn't have much choice but to wash it down.
Bleurgh "
marmite yuk |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
I have a bit of a life rule that I'm willing to try anything twice.
Not liking something the first time could be down to the situation not being quite right, not liking something twice usually means it isn't for me.
The only time I've broken this rule and will NEVER try it again is also the answer to this question...
Sheep's eyeball. |
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"I know this is bad but happily let a woman pee in my mouth but if she tried my make me eat beetroot or have anything with vinegar...not a chance! Makes me laugh as we are all different. "
ooh I love beetroot, got to be baby beets though none of that sliced rubbish
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"Campari, not what I expected at all. Bleurgh.
Awww really? I've always wanted to try it
Whats it like? What did you put in for mixer?
I can't remember, it was a long time ago. It's inc_edibly bitter"
Oh just like me ... I'd probz love it. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A girl once spat in my mouth thinking she was being rude after watching some porn! Ended bad with me nearly being sick as wasn't expecting it and I thought it was horrid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once mistakenly pou_ed fresh orange juice in my crunchy nut cornflakes. Its a taste i will never forget and Ive never had either of them since "
I glugged orange juice once thinking it was milk, how can something so nice when you know what it is, be so foul when you think it's something else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once have a seagull shit on my hand full lot. Everyone laughed at me so i ate every bit of it and gulped it down. That shut everyone up!!! True story aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bit of a life rule that I'm willing to try anything twice.
Not liking something the first time could be down to the situation not being quite right, not liking something twice usually means it isn't for me.
The only time I've broken this rule and will NEVER try it again is also the answer to this question...
Sheep's eyeball."
Me toooooo - couldn't eat a second one either !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bit of a life rule that I'm willing to try anything twice.
Not liking something the first time could be down to the situation not being quite right, not liking something twice usually means it isn't for me.
The only time I've broken this rule and will NEVER try it again is also the answer to this question...
Sheep's eyeball.
Me toooooo - couldn't eat a second one either !!! "
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