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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the worse you've seen?
I'm half watching Ouija on film4 and it's just dull, but Mischief Night from 2013 is probably the most naff and pointless I've seen.
Piranha 3DD was fairly naff, but also disgusting and HILARIOUS. |
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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago
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"What's the worse you've seen?
I'm half watching Ouija on film4 and it's just dull, but Mischief Night from 2013 is probably the most naff and pointless I've seen.
Piranha 3DD was fairly naff, but also disgusting and HILARIOUS."
Dead snow zombie nazi rubbish , nothing like day of the dead and so on |
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A movie called Bad Taste springs to mind when thinking of crappy horror movies, a horrendously acted low budget horror movie directed by Peter Jackson, one of his first films he wrote and directed, funny enough I found his movie Braindead one the most hilarious films I've ever seen. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not 'bad' per se, but anyone seen Antichrist? Very weird film"
Yeah, I actually quite enjoyed that. It was bound to be weird given the director  but I thought it was visually arresting in parts and an interesting idea. |
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'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock is the one I always think of as a truly terrible horror film. Thinks it's clever and profound when in reality the plot's needlessly complex and the film is terminally dull. |
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"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!"
I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.
It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising 
She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!
I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.
It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising
She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.
Mr"
Jennifer Lopez, enough said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Killer Shrews. Although I kind of loved it."
My dad got that for Christmas! He has a friend who always finds ridiculous horrors for him.
I was talking to Jim about it, Shrewsbury Football Club being the Shrews and all.
Apparently the shrews are played by dogs, is this true? (I haven't seen it myself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a massive horror fan I collect them an iv find usually the best ones are the ones that are so bad they end up being highly entertaining for comedy value like slugs |
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Horror movies are terrible now I guess growing up on the era of Freddy and Jason etc...
As a generation its fair to say we've become desensitized to it all.
When I was kid watching the above scared me shitless but when I watch them back now you have to laugh especially at the poor SFX.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable."
My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Killer Clowns From Outer Space.......shit yet brilliant!
I made the wife sit through this as i was convinced it would still be brilliant having not seen it since I was a kid.
It was so shit. And boring. I was embarrassed and ended up apologising
She got me back by making me watch 'The Cell'. Jennifer Lopez as a homicide detective injected into the mind of a serial killer that has lapsed into a coma. Unbelievably, it's worse than it sounds.
Mr"
I'm going to hold my hands up and admit to loving The Cell...
Not quite a horror but Snakes on a Plane is just ridiculous. I think it was meant to be, at least I hope so...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable.
My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer!"
Go for it... you will find yourself calling people a bullshit artist afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you bothered if the film knows it's shit? I watched the greasy strang-ler a few weeks ago. Hilariously bad but watchable.
My friend keeps tellin me to watch that, I was howling watching the trailer!
Go for it... you will find yourself calling people a bullshit artist afterwards."
Hootie tootie disco cutie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Often watch 'the horror channel'
So far, most dull boring films....
Human centipede (that was shit)
SAW films
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These made me feel sick...
I had nightmares after watching
Human centipede....then I watched the trailer for N°3  everytime I put the muzzle on my dog it reminds me of this fIlminster    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Often watch 'the horror channel'
So far, most dull boring films....
Human centipede (that was shit)
SAW films
These made me feel sick...
I had nightmares after watching
Human centipede....then I watched the trailer for N°3 everytime I put the muzzle on my dog it reminds me of this fIlminster "
*film |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not 'bad' per se, but anyone seen Antichrist? Very weird film
Yeah, I actually quite enjoyed that. It was bound to be weird given the director but I thought it was visually arresting in parts and an interesting idea. "
Seriously,charlotte gainsbourgh is a porn actress if you ask me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why is it in scary films they all do stupid things. I'm screaming at the TV "don't go in there" or "don't get in the car him". It's like all common sense goes out the window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it in scary films they all do stupid things. I'm screaming at the TV "don't go in there" or "don't get in the car him". It's like all common sense goes out the window. "
I know what you mean. They all wander around with the lights off and go down into the scary basement when they hear a noise. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"The Killer Shrews. Although I kind of loved it.
My dad got that for Christmas! He has a friend who always finds ridiculous horrors for him.
I was talking to Jim about it, Shrewsbury Football Club being the Shrews and all.
Apparently the shrews are played by dogs, is this true? (I haven't seen it myself)"
Yep. For quite a few scenes said shrews are actually dogs wearing weird shrew coats. |
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By *cott89Man
over a year ago
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worst horror ive ever seen is called troll, but there are some horrors that are so bad they are good like a film called brain dead, for the first half hour it was terrible but then me and my brother were in stitches watching it theres a bit in it where a zombie baby is running around a house with someone elses leg and using it to kick people in the balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A movie called Bad Taste springs to mind when thinking of crappy horror movies, a horrendously acted low budget horror movie directed by Peter Jackson, one of his first films he wrote and directed, funny enough I found his movie Braindead one the most hilarious films I've ever seen. "
Funnily enough, as soon as I saw this topic title, I thought of Bad Taste. So bad it was brilliant! |
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Definitely has to be Nazis At The Center Of The Earth. (Correct spelling).
Researchers in Antarctica get abducted and dragged underground and then it's about the zombie Nazis who regenerate from the people they abduct whilst Hitler is in the process off being brought back to life, only it's just his head, the rest of him is a giant robot which turns into a flying spaceship towards the end. I think that's how it went. Anyway, how it actually ends is so stupid too.
I rated this a 2/10 as it was one of those films you couldn't stop watching, or you'd have an unanswered question for the rest of your life. It started normally and just got crazier and more ludicrous as it progressed.
Would I watch it again? Definitely not!  |
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