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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funniest insult you've ever given?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont insult people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neither do I, I just tell the truth as I see it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A funny insult........is that not a contradiction?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what are u 12

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what are u 12

im 11 actually

*disclaimer - i am not*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what are u 12

im 11 actually

*disclaimer - i am not*"

mmmm do you have a school uniform?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what are u 12

im 11 actually

*disclaimer - i am not*

mmmm do you have a school uniform?

thanks to ann summers yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*deep breath... Then all in one phrase....*

"You are the living proof of the desirability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 12 and what is this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i got told i was 'as cold as ice' so i replied 'yes i am' then blocked him.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I get 'Your mouth is cashing cheques your intellect can't afford' a lot.

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Your so damn ugly your sweat runs backwards up over your head so go take your face ratting and do us all a favour ha ha

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I get 'Your mouth is cashing cheques your intellect can't afford' a lot.

I forgot to mention, I don't know what it means.

I find the financial link between my mouth and my intellect too abstract to comprehend.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Years ago, I heard a managerial colleague at a meeting describe a member of staff as -

He's so thick, he's depriving a village of its idiot!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fave is "Is that your own brain or are you breaking it in for an idiot?"

Another one I use from time to time is:

"I've got one nerve left and you're getting right on it, now piss off!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It amazes me how everytime you open your mouth, you prove that you're an idiot"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I owe my favourite to the mighty Rab C Nesbitt:

"you are getting right on my nipple ends, so you are"

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