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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
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over a year ago
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A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive."
That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.
I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
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Knife in scrap metal recycling
Sex toys sent to Lovehoney for recycling
I can't think of anything that I don't know how to dump. I'm sure this thread will throw up something I was not aware of though. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.
That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.
I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?"
Red, although silver might confound the CCTV more. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously "
How long is that whip?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
Knife in scrap metal recycling
Sex toys sent to Lovehoney for recycling
I can't think of anything that I don't know how to dump. I'm sure this thread will throw up something I was not aware of though."
I put the vibrator in the WEEE bin. It seemed appropriate.  |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.
That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.
I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?"
A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.
The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel". |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.
That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.
I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?
A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.
The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel"."
They missed a Game of Thrones Iron Throne trick then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously
How long is that whip? "
It was a few inches longer than the bin but I've just realised the bin men did take it so I'm in the clear .  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wait for a knife amnesty at your local police station. When dropping it off wear a mac with the collar up and dark glasses. Look furtive.
That's a good plan. I worry that putting a knife out with the general rubbish could lead to it being picked up and used.
I have red, silver and purple macs. Which do you think will be best?
A lot of police stations have knife amnesty banks for this very purpose.
The knives have been used to construct a rather imposing angel. We saw it at the british ironworks a few weeks ago, the wings are incredible. Google "knife angel"."
I've seen the pictures before - it is truly awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!
Bed? "
Oh. I meant bag! |
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"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!
Bed?
Oh. I meant bag! "
I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!
Bed?
Oh. I meant bag!
I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube "
You forgot the apples.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice!"
I'm not that far from the Regents Canal and prefer to keep it clean.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!
Bed?
Oh. I meant bag!
I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube "
I had visions of Basic Instinct  |
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"I was on the Tube and realised I'd got a knife in my bed to take to work to cut up my apples. Probably not the best idea I've ever had!
Bed?
Oh. I meant bag!
I was smart enough to guess you didn't have your bed, with a knife in it, on the tube
You forgot the apples.
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I guess they were in the bag too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush 
You planted a butt plug?
Please be true "
It's still there! It was the largest one out of a set, I told Bondara I hadn't ordered it and they told me to keep it It was like fist size so I just stuck it in the ground like a garden ornament, it's still there! |
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"I stuck a butt plug that was fuckin huge in the garden, its got a crystal end so it looks nice under the hebe bush
You planted a butt plug?
Please be true
It's still there! It was the largest one out of a set, I told Bondara I hadn't ordered it and they told me to keep it It was like fist size so I just stuck it in the ground like a garden ornament, it's still there! "
This is great, let us know when you move |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My wand is on the way out. I was wondering what to do with it when it finally goes to wand heaven 
My plan is to dismantle it into unrecognisable parts. Then put a part a fortnight in the bin "
Just put it in the WEEE bin at the tip.
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"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
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You've got a good memory
We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection .
I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
You've got a good memory
We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection .
I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife."
I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?
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"We all know bodies go under the patio and that Nicecouple561 put the giant dildos in old suitcases but how do you dispose of a knife these days?
Does it go to the dump, and, if so, which container?
Do you just put it in the bin?
What other things cause disposal dilemmas?
You've got a good memory
We had to dispose of some normal (ish) sized dildos just last week. I'm starting to think we have too large a collection .
I would ask my local police how to dispose of a knife.
I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?
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No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?
No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious. "
Your eyes were bigger than your euphemism?
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I thought the point of the suitcases was to thin out your vast collection pre-move? Have they been breeding?
No, replaced. Also one or two were, shall we say, over ambitious.
Your eyes were bigger than your euphemism?
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ha ha yes. One needs to be realistic about ones abilities. This reminds me there are a couple of things in the box under the bed that haven't been test driven yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything I'm unsure of I ask the men at the dump; they point you in the right direction. Except my old sex toys; they are still in a bag at home. "
There is a small electrical skip at our dump. Lob them all in there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nearest canal...i used to live near regents canal and they were constantly fishing out corpses,limbs and weapons! along with the shopping trolleys..would always be my first choice!
I'm not that far from the Regents Canal and prefer to keep it clean.
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it's much cleaner now!..the channel tunnel project cleaned it up..you can see cormorants diving there, they're beautiful!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A whip that's too long for the bin so sticks out and every time you try to weigh it down it springs back up. Not that I've put one in the bin lately obviously
Haha!!! I've the same issue with the packaging off some of the toys I get sent. No matter what I did, one particular long plastic packet kept springing up and announcing to the world I'd got jelly butt beads "
Jelly butt sounds like a good description of mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i've been on a train with a case in an overhead rack when an unexpected lurch of the train set off a faint, but clearly audible buzzing in it for the next half hour.. |
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