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By *rushman OP Man
over a year ago
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What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol.
This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol |
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol.
This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol"
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Well if you met your them on here then you have just highly embarrassed them by putting this up in the forums.
And if we think someone is not 100% clean then there are ways to take charge of the situation like sharing a bath/shower
However putting this in the forums for everyone to look over is just bad form pure and simple... Also because you have said its happened before, how is your veri feeling if she reads this??? If it wasnt her you have still managed to put that seed in her head
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To the OP, I am sure there are smelly people about. It couldn't have been that bad for you though as you say you hardly noticed it"
This is what I was thinking. I'm sure there are women whose vaginas smell, but if it didn't bother the OP when he first smelled it, then how bad could it be?
OP, maybe the bad smell is body odor after all the fucking. Or maybe it's the combined smell of her vagina and your cum? Maybe the various combinations smell good sometimes and bad other times? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
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Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol.
This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol"
Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to find that cheesey foreskin thread to balance this out...now that did make me feel sick
Hmmm hang on, maybe I won't look for it after all "
Maybe a nice sweetcorn cock after anel thread instead?  |
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing "
Well, i just invented metal condoms. They are so light you will hardly notice |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I need to find that cheesey foreskin thread to balance this out...now that did make me feel sick
Hmmm hang on, maybe I won't look for it after all
Maybe a nice sweetcorn cock after anel thread instead? "
You are cruel making me think of that ! |
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
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I turned a lady down for sex telling her that I'd rather have a hot cup of coffee. She got the last laugh though cos it really scalded my cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some vaginas do have a strong scent. That doesn't mean it's nasty or got and std/I. My scence of smell is very good and I can often smell my cunt especially if she's shaven.
A good tip op is if it smells strongly of yeast or f8sh then there "could" be a problem.
Hope this helps you to be more informed.
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So hang on ... your mate niruced it bit you didn't ? But you gave it the benefit of doubt? Gave what the benefit of doubt ??
Ummmmm .I'm lost .."
Glad it's not just me haha |
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By *rushman OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex?"
No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment. |
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
I turned a lady down for sex telling her that I'd rather have a hot cup of coffee. She got the last laugh though cos it really scalded my cock. "
Pah Wimin! No Sense of humour! |
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"Well if you met your them on here then you have just highly embarrassed them by putting this up in the forums.
And if we think someone is not 100% clean then there are ways to take charge of the situation like sharing a bath/shower
However putting this in the forums for everyone to look over is just bad form pure and simple... Also because you have said its happened before, how is your veri feeling if she reads this??? If it wasnt her you have still managed to put that seed in her head
Dax"
This 
If someone I met wrote something like this I'd be bloody mortified wondering if it was me   |
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
Old engine oil is my kink. Maybe it's the mechanic in me, but I can't wait till sex robots are a common thing "
I made a sex robot once his name is FFR01 (Funky Fuck Robot V1). He travels the country fucking all of the Fab ladies I can't get to.
I've changed my avatar temporarily to show him.
d[ o_0 ]b_________(and I have a telescopic cock) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did it actually smell fishy? Could it not have been your cheesy bell end that may also have smelt of urine ... talk about insulting the poor woman. Men smell too sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer fajiners to smell of freshly baked bread or a fresh pot of coffee.
Greg's do a nice vagina ambience for around £1.50"
For an extra £0.50p you can get a coffee  |
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"So hang on ... your mate niruced it bit you didn't ? But you gave it the benefit of doubt? Gave what the benefit of doubt ??
Ummmmm .I'm lost .."
As in hmmm hang on, is that a smelly punani or my sock? Well i dont know yet so lets bang tidy. |
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol.
This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol"
My thoughts are this... Wash your cock, balls, sheets and arse before sex and wash them again after and open the windows. |
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My other thoughts were ..... Why do 'men' use words like minge ?
Why can't they discern the natural aroma of a woman to the stench of infection ?
Why couldn't you smell it BEFORE you had sex.
Maybe it wasn't her at all.
Those are my thoughts on this. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Did it actually smell fishy? Could it not have been your cheesy bell end that may also have smelt of urine ... talk about insulting the poor woman. Men smell too sometimes. "
'Cheesy bell end' literally  here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex?
No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment."
So the smell was on you from the time of leaving until getting home??!
Did you not have a flock of seagulls following you???! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex?
No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment.
So the smell was on you from the time of leaving until getting home??!
Did you not have a flock of seagulls following you???! "
Stop trawling 
PTU xxx |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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If a woman is clean in general then she won't small bad down there unless she has some sort of infection. BV and Trich* can both make a vulva smell bad and not have anything to do with being clean, so you may want to gently ask her if she might want to visit the doctor.
Before you light the torches for a good old-fashioned lynching neither are STIs. Women can hatch all sorts of things from being TOO clean (BV), to wearing man-made fibres (candida, trich, etc). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To the OP, I am sure there are smelly people about. It couldn't have been that bad for you though as you say you hardly noticed it
This is what I was thinking. I'm sure there are women whose vaginas smell, but if it didn't bother the OP when he first smelled it, then how bad could it be?
OP, maybe the bad smell is body odor after all the fucking. Or maybe it's the combined smell of her vagina and your cum? Maybe the various combinations smell good sometimes and bad other times?"
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Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different.
Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different.
Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. "
If she sucked it i bet they wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different.
Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. "
 I never met a fanny that was operating autonomously from the lady it was attached too and could shower alone?  |
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different.
Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems.
If she sucked it i bet they wouldn't "
Nasty
This is why i can never get my head around the appeal of dogging to some. Those guys blatantly just pissed in the bushes, didn't wash it and are now bringing it near her mouth - yuk yuk yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you may want to gently ask her if she might want to visit the doctor.
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"Erm, excuse me love, but have you thought about going to the doctors as your foo foo smells like a decomposing dogfish
Any chance we can meet up again for another session?
No?
Why not? I thought we got on rather well.
Oh for fucks sake, don't slam the bloody door!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty sure if the OP was a woman complaining that a guy turned up with a piss-soaked cheesy cock then the responses would be different.
Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems.
I never met a fanny that was operating autonomously from the lady it was attached too and could shower alone? "
There are plenty of cunts that operate autonomously. Normally when when their wife isn't with them! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"you may want to gently ask her if she might want to visit the doctor.
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"Erm, excuse me love, but have you thought about going to the doctors as your foo foo smells like a decomposing dogfish
Any chance we can meet up again for another session?
No?
Why not? I thought we got on rather well.
Oh for fucks sake, don't slam the bloody door!""
Yep, its a difficult one. But its something to consider before posting all about it on the forums. |
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Those of you who have no friendship with soap and water, please stay away.
Now the above is a quote without the marks. Just a brief exercise if the OP will allow me: Who is more likely to put that on their profile? We have all seen it so please lets not pretend.
a. Men
B.women
C. No idea |
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"Those of you who have no friendship with soap and water, please stay away.
Now the above is a quote without the marks. Just a brief exercise if the OP will allow me: Who is more likely to put that on their profile? We have all seen it so please lets not pretend.
a. Men
B.women
C. No idea"
B and D. Couples |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Those of you who have no friendship with soap and water, please stay away.
Now the above is a quote without the marks. Just a brief exercise if the OP will allow me: Who is more likely to put that on their profile? We have all seen it so please lets not pretend.
a. Men
B.women
C. No idea"
Seeing as I've seen it on loads of male profiles, I'm going with A & B, plus couples. |
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"Are you sure you're not mistaking the smell for just the common smell of sex?
No because i could smell a strong odour when i went down to perform oral but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then after the meet i went home and as soon as ny flatmate opened the door he made the comment."
So was the smell on the ops face and body, if it appeared after he went home?
Everyone has a personal scent, it may just be that the combination of the op's and partner's scents wouldn't have been mixed by a parfumier, due to incompatibility. That plus the sex smells.
It's advisable to have a thorough shower etc after sex. Some car wash facilities can freshen you up, if you've left less clean and there's no gym etc to use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Haha hey look i may be the only guy out there that actually admits i love the smell of a womens pussy.
It trigers endorphins.
I love nothing more than plesuring my wife after shes had a long session in the gym. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If I understood correctly, when the OP got back from the meet and his mate opened the door, he was smelling a bit fishy.
Why on earth did the OP not wash his face before leaving the meet? Could he not use the bathroom? My last meet showered at mine.
The cheek of then complaining about the lady. Pot - kettle!
Weird world! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems. "
Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath |
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"Haha hey look i may be the only guy out there that actually admits i love the smell of a womens pussy.
It trigers endorphins.
I love nothing more than plesuring my wife after shes had a long session in the gym."
I would like to meet YOUR WIFE. |
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems.
Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath "
BV is the default excuse for fishy fannies. It effects 29% of women, I'd say there are way more than 29% of women who won't smell good to me if they havent recently showered. The truth is that most fannies smell a lot like my dick smells at the end of a day - sweaty and pissy.
I admit that i don't like the taste or smell of many thinks other men do (e.g. beer) so maybe it's just me. |
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"Lots of fannies smell (bad). I never met one that smelt bad straight after a shower. Washing is the solution to all bad smell problems.
Bacterial Vaginosis causes your lady bits to smell rather unpleasant, usually fishy and can be caused be trying to be too clean, so would still smell a bit after a shower or bath
BV is the default excuse for fishy fannies. It effects 29% of women, I'd say there are way more than 29% of women who won't smell good to me if they havent recently showered. The truth is that most fannies smell a lot like my dick smells at the end of a day - sweaty and pissy.
I admit that i don't like the taste or smell of many thinks other men do (e.g. beer) so maybe it's just me. "
Gotta luvre a statistics quote
But I do agree with you, if I don't wash after a day at work my minge can sometimes
smell a wee bit sweaty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water.
And pineapple 
Will pineapple pizza do? "
Pineapple on a pizza ?
Go to church and confess your sins young lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water.
And pineapple
I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum...."
That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water.
And pineapple
I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum....
That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways "
Shall we test this theory? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All these comments..there will be no more safe sex riding on the site...everyone will be doing a runner...
Even me taste buds are gone
Never look at cheese same way again..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water.
And pineapple
I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum....
That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways
Shall we test this theory? "
I think we should, in the name of science of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fun fact - the secret to a yummy pussy is to drink lots of water.
And pineapple
I thought pineapple supposedly sweetened cum....
That's what I thought too, but appareantly it works both ways
Shall we test this theory?
I think we should, in the name of science of course "
Better get your lick on dude, you pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What are your thoughts on this? I had a meet last week and my flat mate (who is also in the site) made a commment first thing when i walked. I noticed it at first but i gave it the benefit of the doubt until my flat mate told me lol.
This has also happened in tbe past where my bedroom stank for a few hours. Most meets have been great with nice strawberry-like smells lol"
do you accept answers as expressed in song form?
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