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I seriously hurt my balls.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I hate the act of shaving my pubes but ginger isn’t a good look. So I tried some nads, I did as directed and tried it first on a small area. Ok. No problem. But for some reason I decided to go ahead and shave anyway. After I was done I applied the nads to my balls and the rest of the area. After two minutes I was on fire. I quickly rubbed it off. Yes it was ultra smooth but my balls are screaming. Any tips of cooling them so i can sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's your own fault for being ginger lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Ice cubes or frozen peas in a bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

douse themin petrol, set them alight...honestly it works...hheheheheheehheheehehehehehheehehehehehehhee

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"It's your own fault for being lol

ginger lol"

lol ya bastard,

get the medicated talc on them,or athletes foot powder,honest.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

daangle them in a bowl of iced water or place some frozen peas around them

failing that chop em off and wear as earings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"douse themin petrol, set them alight...honestly it works...hheheheheheehheheehehehehehheehehehehehehhee"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shove a red hot poker up yer arse... you'll soon forget about yer balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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What are nads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What are nads?"

I am sat on some peas right now thanks for the idea. Can i put them back in the freezer later or should i ditch them?

And nads is "Nad's for Men Hair Removal Cream" i was recommended it but DON'T use it as it burns like hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie"

The bag is sealed and new so if they don't thaw they should be ok to go back right?

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"mind dont tell people when u have em over for dinner that their peas have been washed in a gonadsmoothie

The bag is sealed and new so if they don't thaw they should be ok to go back right?

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In theory yes but Im not coming to yours for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You were given the wrong advice my friend. You know how a dog is always licking his balls? Well, it's because they have particularly rough tongues. You ever seen a dog with hairy balls?

There's ya answer. So all you gotta do now is find someone with a Rottweiler and let it lick ya nuts.

See you in casualty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think it was because you shaved then used the hair removal cream. Try one or the other, not both.

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton

Just offer them up for shaving next time... get a sexy lady shave you instead as part of your foreplay... lol

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