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No idea what Jim writes here...something about lurkers and smiley faces.
Anyway....hi, I've hijacked it for the night
Cuddle in, let's have a late one
(Not too late, it is a school night)
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Evenin' Miss Honey, evenin' all 
Evening EB. How goes?"
Back home after a team meeting (far too much alcohol, a rather terrible curry and several hours of exploding kittens) and a 5 hour train journey. So tired but otherwise good. Yourself? |
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"Good eeeeeeeevening or something like that not normally around this time of night as I need my beauty sleep  "
I forget what he says, I am a terrible Jimposter who finds it Jimpossible to keep up with his lingo |
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"Evenin' Miss Honey, evenin' all
Evening EB. How goes?
Back home after a team meeting (far too much alcohol, a rather terrible curry and several hours of exploding kittens) and a 5 hour train journey. So tired but otherwise good. Yourself?"
Sounds terrible
Yas not to bad here actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow. 
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class "
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello _iss.honey I'm in bed I'm a tired bunny today
Why is that? 
Gym this morning then you know just a busy lady
Full body work up "
Oh yes indeed, I'm achy and sore though now. |
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow.
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching?"
I teach them sink or swim...so both?   |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello Pony Slut
How are you this fine evenin'? Hello others!
Shining my saddle this evening. 
How are you my jockey? I can't wait for you to grind me "
Oh you little devil! I'm good. I feel really happy. I realised that I'm a first choice not a 'you'll do if nothing else comes along' again so winning.
I can't wait to grind you either. But that song is stuck in my head now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening.
Trying to relax in the hope that I can get some sleep tonight.
Been really thrown out this week as I had a migraine on Monday and Tuesday caused by the change in weather. |
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"Hello _iss.honey I'm in bed I'm a tired bunny today
Why is that?
Gym this morning then you know just a busy lady
Full body work up
Oh yes indeed, I'm achy and sore though now. "
Such filth. Never change  |
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"Hello Pony Slut
How are you this fine evenin'? Hello others!
Shining my saddle this evening.
How are you my jockey? I can't wait for you to grind me
Oh you little devil! I'm good. I feel really happy. I realised that I'm a first choice not a 'you'll do if nothing else comes along' again so winning.
I can't wait to grind you either. But that song is stuck in my head now.
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Those realisations are the best and make you feel good don't they?
Super glad you are winning.
Shall I sing you something else?
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"Evening.
Trying to relax in the hope that I can get some sleep tonight.
Been really thrown out this week as I had a migraine on Monday and Tuesday caused by the change in weather."
The weather has given me a fuzzy head a couple of times this week too.
I'm sleepy....I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening miss honey. I hope you've had a good day?
I've been working but I had a lovely bath and a delightful chat this evening.
You? "
Still ill but im surviving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been out for a few pints and managed to return home with more money than I went out with!
Gotta love rinsing the fruity!
Happy days "
Joys of a shift worker!
Drinking on a school night with your dad cause everyone else is working in the morning |
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"Good evening miss honey. I hope you've had a good day?
I've been working but I had a lovely bath and a delightful chat this evening.
You?
Still ill but im surviving! "
Fight the lurgy. It's a bitch |
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"Just been out for a few pints and managed to return home with more money than I went out with!
Gotta love rinsing the fruity!
Happy days
Joys of a shift worker!
Drinking on a school night with your dad cause everyone else is working in the morning "
Alreet don't rub it in |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I can't wait to grind you either. But that song is stuck in my head now.
Those realisations are the best and make you feel good don't they?
Super glad you are winning.
Shall I sing you something else?
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Yeah in a bittersweet way! Please do Honey, please do. I think I'm due because my emotions are like a yoyo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been out for a few pints and managed to return home with more money than I went out with!
Gotta love rinsing the fruity!
Happy days
Joys of a shift worker!
Drinking on a school night with your dad cause everyone else is working in the morning
Alreet don't rub it in "
I'm working 36 hours this weekend if that makes you feel better? |
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I can't wait to grind you either. But that song is stuck in my head now.
Those realisations are the best and make you feel good don't they?
Super glad you are winning.
Shall I sing you something else?
Yeah in a bittersweet way! Please do Honey, please do. I think I'm due because my emotions are like a yoyo. "
Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow.
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching?
I teach them sink or swim...so both? "
I used to do that - but traded it for footy |
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow.
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching?
I teach them sink or swim...so both?
I used to do that - but traded it for footy "
Wrong shaped ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to do that - but traded it for footy
Do you take yer dog for walkies round Prenton Park then "
Prenton Park is bloody miles away....and I don't have a dog. Other than that good guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow.
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching?
I teach them sink or swim...so both?
I used to do that - but traded it for footy
Wrong shaped ball "
Ah I used to play with the other shaped ball, but retired after a match where one of my mates got his ear bitten off, another detached a retina after a kick in the face and I got a bloody nose from a punch in the face in a maul ( yes I got off lightly) It had become more thuggery than rugger  |
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"Evening Miss H
Snuggled up after a swim and a steam watching Sleepy Hollow
I shall be poolside tomorrow.
Holibobs?
One can dream, swim class
Shame. If you're poolside are you teaching or watching?
I teach them sink or swim...so both?
I used to do that - but traded it for footy
Wrong shaped ball
Ah I used to play with the other shaped ball, but retired after a match where one of my mates got his ear bitten off, another detached a retina after a kick in the face and I got a bloody nose from a punch in the face in a maul ( yes I got off lightly) It had become more thuggery than rugger "
Sounds like a savage game!  |
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"I used to do that - but traded it for footy
Do you take yer dog for walkies round Prenton Park then
Prenton Park is bloody miles away....and I don't have a dog. Other than that good guess "
Damn, you must bring your pet Ram to Pride park then when you come down |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot."
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears? |
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"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot.
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears? "
Foxy lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to do that - but traded it for footy
Do you take yer dog for walkies round Prenton Park then
Prenton Park is bloody miles away....and I don't have a dog. Other than that good guess
Damn, you must bring your pet Ram to Pride park then when you come down "
Pet ram? What are you smoking down at Pride Park? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what Jim writes here...something about lurkers and smiley faces.
Anyway....hi, I've hijacked it for the night
Cuddle in, let's have a late one
(Not too late, it is a school night)
Smiley face...or "
hello fellow fabsteroonies just pervin  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot.
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears? "
If that's what you want, yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It had become more thuggery than rugger
I used to play for Derby 2nd XV after I left school until ma knee gave up the ghost when I was 24 "
I played until I was 30. Only ever injury I had was the bloody nose in that game. I got worse injuries swimming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"runs in and chucks myself in the middle of all of whatever is going on in here tonight - before i go and catch up
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ooooo hey up - you in charge - i need taking in hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot.
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears?
If that's what you want, yes. "
Hellooooo |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot.
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears?
If that's what you want, yes. "
Blimey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"runs in and chucks myself in the middle of all of whatever is going on in here tonight - before i go and catch up
ooooo hey up - you in charge - i need taking in hand
Bend over "
wow so forward so you are - buy ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**stumbles** hmmmm is Voddy here I think I need cookies?
I have choc chip ones
Hello fab husband. Pucker up I need to be kissed
Oooh er missus "
You are cheeky. Don't forget the flogger |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok,I got you. Shall we cuddle?
Or jump?
Cuddle and discuss if it's appropriate to get a pony tail? They also have fox tails and they look oddly hot.
Would you... um, would you also get little fox ears?
If that's what you want, yes.
Blimey! "
I know. I really am that easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right you noccers...I'm off to sleep.
I know I am crap, I did say i can't stay up late on a school night...a grumpy Miss is not fun
Be good "
Goodnight x |
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"I was asleep but now I'm wide awake
Its a pain when that happens
Sure is, good job I'm not up for anything in the morning "
Me neither... free morning... Then into town at lunchtime for a pedicure spoiling myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got d*unk, up for work in 5hrs but I don't feel sleepy yet
D*unk and not sleepy? Is this possible?
I'm a wee bit tipsy, can we sing a song together "
What do you have in mind ace? |
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"I got d*unk, up for work in 5hrs but I don't feel sleepy yet
D*unk and not sleepy? Is this possible?
I'm a wee bit tipsy, can we sing a song together
What do you have in mind ace?"
Don't you bloody start or I'll swamp you with some Abba ffs 
Seriously though, try this
Queens of the Stone Age - I Was A Teenage Hand Model
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ4eexFnZUQ |
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