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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a nice guy looking for a nice girl who can pull out our bad sides behind closed doors 
For pizza "
That would make a great post-sex meal  Plenty of carbs to get ready for round two as well  |
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"I'm just a girl,
Looking at a boy,
Asking him to shag her...
Sorry, I'm 15 yrs too old to be your "boy" 
Damn those pesky preferences "
If I shave ma goatee off, I get asked for ID when I go into a pub ya know  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a mature woman looking for a man of a similar age who can manage both sex and interesting conversation.
At this same time...? "
Absolutely! It's not really mentioned on the verifications but chatting during sex happens with me.
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I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a mature woman looking for a man of a similar age who can manage both sex and interesting conversation.
At this same time...?
Absolutely! It's not really mentioned on the verifications but chatting during sex happens with me.
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I can talk the hind legs off a donkey if I'm in the right mood! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a mature woman looking for a man of a similar age who can manage both sex and interesting conversation.
At this same time...?
Absolutely! It's not really mentioned on the verifications but chatting during sex happens with me.
I can talk the hind legs off a donkey if I'm in the right mood!"
The men that meet the mark know what to do to cut off my chatter. |
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"I'm a mature woman looking for a man of a similar age who can manage both sex and interesting conversation.
At this same time...?
Absolutely! It's not really mentioned on the verifications but chatting during sex happens with me.
I can talk the hind legs off a donkey if I'm in the right mood!
The men that meet the mark know what to do to cut off my chatter. "
I frequently get snogged to shut me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a mature woman looking for a man of a similar age who can manage both sex and interesting conversation.
At this same time...?
Absolutely! It's not really mentioned on the verifications but chatting during sex happens with me.
I can talk the hind legs off a donkey if I'm in the right mood!
The men that meet the mark know what to do to cut off my chatter. "
Same here with hubby. He has fairly evil ways of getting me to shut up |
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Can I get a mix of both guys, please?
