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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's this guy ... vanilla ... I get all giggly when he is around... I so want to get my hands on him . ..
What vanilla person would you want to f*** ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work 
I am always scared to do that  "
I've blocked a few people who were a little close for comfort before  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's on here (Actually got me onto this site)
We've only had vanilla sex in the past, but I have since learnt that he is far from it"
Uuuuu interesting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that
I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract"
New contract?? |
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"There's this guy ... vanilla ... I get all giggly when he is around... I so want to get my hands on him . ..
What vanilla person would you want to f*** ?? "
Been a very long time since I've wanted sex with a vanilla person After discovering fab years ago vanilla sex just doesn't hold the same appeal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that
I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract
New contract?? "
She's a hitman... hitwoman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla 
Just drop hints ....  "
She's out of my league i ain't gonna risk the daily smile she gives me and which makes my day better everytime
But i could ask her : what's your favorite ice cream flavor ? vanilla ? Or cookie ?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The lady working at SPAR near my work, she's gorgeous, but same i ain't 100% she's vanilla
Just drop hints ....
She's out of my league i ain't gonna risk the daily smile she gives me and which makes my day better everytime
But i could ask her : what's your favorite ice cream flavor ? vanilla ? Or cookie ? "
Ach sure live little... go on ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a fair few women I work with I'd like to get jiggy with.
Work and sex ... is that a good idea ?? "
Oh don't get me wrong, they're just thoughts I wouldn't act upon. |
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The boss at work... She is super sexy not shy we talk about sex all the time even told her my fetishes too. But she is off limits and her boyfriends arms are bigger then my head.. I just been in hospital don't like the food there. Lol so in my dreams it shall be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's on here (Actually got me onto this site)
We've only had vanilla sex in the past, but I have since learnt that he is far from it
Uuuuu interesting "
Yeah like some of the things we message to each other...most definitely not vanilla anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that "
Just to go off topic slightly, how does the 'whose nearby' feature work? Does it just say sokeone is nearby or does it give their username? |
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that
I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract
New contract??
She's a hitman... hitwoman?"
Haha if you mean I get my target in my sights and make a beeline, then yes!
Freelance cyber security for my sins though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...
It brightens my day |
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"If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...
It brightens my day "
I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction |
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"If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...
It brightens my day
I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction"
The word Fab appears a lot on my Facebook feed, It does make me wonder for a second when I see it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him 
There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..
There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him
There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..
There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably "
Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Claire O'Connor she's a politician in Dublin, i just saw her flyer. Jesus she's so Beautiful i'm gonna be interested about politics in a country i'm not even from ahah.
I would make love to her all night, all day, all week, anytime she wants to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lass who works at my local co-op. Love to get to know her better.
Also the girl who works in the local cafe. Prettiest face and fabulous body. Yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him
There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..
There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably
Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy "
With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot My fb picked me up though!
Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him
There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..
There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably
Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy
With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot My fb picked me up though!
Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project "
Sounds promising though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to message a guy on here the other day because I was prettyyy convinced he'd been in a meeting with me, it wasn't him
There's a guy I used to work with that I'd totally love to fuck, he's moved away with his girlfriend to bloody Canada now..
There's a really quiet guy I work with who I pretty much forced to become my friend over the past couple of months, can't totally decide if I'd fuck him.. probably
Please keep us inform how it goes ... this is juicy
With the work guy? Finally got his number last week saying I'd text him and let him know if I was going to the works charity do.. I got bladdered and forgot My fb picked me up though!
Was texting him the day after and he failed to mention it was his birthday, he is an ongoing project "
Thanks for dropping by.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't think I'd get much of a surprise from the vanilla at work. My work mates (both guys and girls) know what I get up to.
But there is one girl that I would like to spend a three or four hours with. Just to show her a thing or two |
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By *vadownMan
over a year ago
Wickham |
"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
My who's near doesn't work, I've tried to fix it using the steps they advise but to no avail  Fuck it, I'll just ask him!"
Hi I had this problem...do you have the clean master app that was the culprit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.
A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work
Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you all not find that when you get to know the more vinilla people the normally turn out to be more rocky road. (Or at least raspberry ripple). "
Strawberry sundae! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.
A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work
Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that
I've blocked a few people who were a little close for comfort before "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a look at the "who's nearby" next time you're in work
I am always scared to do that
I find it hilarious fun doing this whem I start a new contract
New contract?? "
She's a hitwoman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dipping my pen in company ink.... see it as an unofficial off-contract perk.
A bit if suggestive banter is healthy for a days work
Even got a few to join fab. Share the lurve people fabsters
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You could work under me anytime! |
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"If I'm talking to customers I fancy, I always try to use the word FAB a couple of times in the conversation. One lady gave me a very quizzical look (a raised eyebrow and longer than normal eye-contact, plus a cheeky smile), but didn't give anything away...about two minutes later her husband showed up, but I'm left still wondering if she's on here, and what if the circumstances had been a bit different...
It brightens my day
I drop the word fab into conversation a lot if I suspect someone might be a swinger! Hilariously amusing when you register a reaction
The word Fab appears a lot on my Facebook feed, It does make me wonder for a second when I see it
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Some of my facebook friends are swingers themselves so if I post I'm off clubbing tonight they always say Hope you have a fab time |
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"My Mrs lol.
She isn't vanilla "
Well here's the thing.
If you have to explain a joke it's probably not funny.
So my joke fell flat on its arse and died.
I was having a dig at fakers pretending to be a couple.
I was saying that I would fuck the mrs as she is vanilla.
However she isn't so kinda epic fail on the joke front.
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