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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her 
i may have just vomited a little... 
You too? "
That is what I was going to say, but didn't want to sound like a bitter old crone  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
i may have just vomited a little...
You too?
That is what I was going to say, but didn't want to sound like a bitter old crone "
Oh, I relish and savour sounding like one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What else do you offer?
Don't really like the idea of being too warm in bed, I like to sleep with one leg out the duvet. "
What she means is, how hairy is your rusty sheriffs badge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What else do you offer?
Don't really like the idea of being too warm in bed, I like to sleep with one leg out the duvet. "
A bucket, seems like I'll need a few of those |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"
I want a man like that. Happy to be himself and not putting on some show trying to be 'perfect'.  |
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"If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"
Seriously the chillie .... Nom nom I want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average
Seriously the chillie .... Nom nom I want"
I finished it for my dinner at work today, but you was invited  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average
I want a man like that. Happy to be himself and not putting on some show trying to be 'perfect'. "
Who said I was happy  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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If I had a girlfriend
I wood treet her like a princess
I wood tak her out to placess
I wood by her prezeys
I wood look arfter her proparleey
I wood cook dinners
Etc etc etc....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "
Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill "
I'll now need to spend that money on superglue for all my broken pieces to be put together after this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a girlfriend,
I would forget her birthday and walk round in my pants while scratching my knackers and farting,
Because I'm not going to change
But!!!
I am a very good cook and my skills in bed are slightly higher than average"
Welll, nothing wrong with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her "
That is beautiful, and really heart warming.
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't get back out of bed for days, except to make cups of tea and plates of toast for when we needed some energy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill
I'll now need to spend that money on superglue for all my broken pieces to be put together after this thread!"
Staples work better than superglue, cheaper too! You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Awwwww that's real romance right there.... think of the savings on the winter fuel bill "
As long as you're not rich and old cos the Tories want to slash the winter fuel payment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
That is beautiful, and really heart warming.
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't get back out of bed for days, except to make cups of tea and plates of toast for when we needed some energy "
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times  "
I'm definitely 22. I've had two 22nd birthdays to be sure 
MrB |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times "
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'? |
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'? "
I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like |
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'? "
Errrrrrrr no |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?
I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like "
Stifling my laughter because I've been put it that bracket before |
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?
I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like "
and make sure he has clean underwear on on the way out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She wouldn't need covers in bed, because I would eminate heat from the love I have for her
Are you really 22? Your posts have made me check your age several times
Is it because of the use of words like 'emanate'?
I'm conflicted... I look at his pics and think phwoarrrrr (even though he's a tad on the young side for me)... and then he says things like this and I want to make him a cuppa, say there there and ruffle his hair all maternal like
and make sure he has clean underwear on on the way out "
What is this, I was only gone for a few moments |
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