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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fellow fabbers who enjoy a bit of Mischief, feel free to share your experiences below 
I recall a lad I worked with offshore who was always the one pranking other people, one day we'd had enough and
Dragged a wheelie bin into his cabin, put it in the shower and filled it up with water.
Too heavy to drag out, not enough space to tip it over, took him a while to scoop it out with a dustpan  |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
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Worked for a company once whos staffs idea of a leaving party for exiting hell was to strip guys naked and shrink wrap them to a pallet then wheel them down to the female operatives...left for hours on a pallet in the cold 
One guy had to be taken to hospital after a vat of urine and other gross items were used to have fun at his expense almost killed him by drowning..
Adult joke time can get serious, with the right staff to say good bye no one will ever want to leave your company
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Worked for a company once whos staffs idea of a leaving party for exiting hell was to strip guys naked and shrink wrap them to a pallet then wheel them down to the female operatives...left for hours on a pallet in the cold
One guy had to be taken to hospital after a vat of urine and other gross items were used to have fun at his expense almost killed him by drowning..
Adult joke time can get serious, with the right staff to say good bye no one will ever want to leave your company
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Wow, I'd certainly say that's leaning more towards masochism than "joking"
But yeah, certainly an effective retention method  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I still find it hilarious when someone pulls the chair from under someone else as they go to sit down. I don't care if I'm 30, that shits funny"
A timeless classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There was a spare room in our student accommodation. Someone went away for the weekend but left their window open.
We put their room into the empty one. Everything exactly as it was. He just lived in that room for the rest of the year. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On the tools
Best page on Facebook
It's a wonder anything actually gets built in this country "
Absolutely! Seen apprentices being "crucified" on site before lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was a spare room in our student accommodation. Someone went away for the weekend but left their window open.
We put their room into the empty one. Everything exactly as it was. He just lived in that room for the rest of the year."
Haha brilliant, though I'd say he got the last laugh with that 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After closing up on my last shift at an old job I came out to find three of my colleagues stood next to my car... which had Benz covered in three rolls of shrink wrap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Years ago I worked at butlins, and we all stayed in staff accommodation. One night after a very heavy drinking session a few of us found one of the empty rooms and took the wardrobe that was on wheels for a walk down the corridor. We got to one of the lads rooms, put another lad in the wardrobe with the doors against each other and knocked on the door.
That was one of our more quieter tricks. Camp security loved us x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was at a Royal Navy establishment some cadets from the engineering college sneaked in overnight and pinched one of our boats. In retaliation we pinched one of their aeroplanes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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my sister keeps her kitchen roll on the kitchen worktop , it stands next to the toaster,i use pritt the non sticky sticky stuff (in her junk draw in the kitchen) to stick the end down ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After closing up on my last shift at an old job I came out to find three of my colleagues stood next to my car... which had Benz covered in three rolls of shrink wrap "
I'll bet that wasn't easy to get off! Also unsure whether or not you're trying to show off that you drive a "Benz" lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Years ago I worked at butlins, and we all stayed in staff accommodation. One night after a very heavy drinking session a few of us found one of the empty rooms and took the wardrobe that was on wheels for a walk down the corridor. We got to one of the lads rooms, put another lad in the wardrobe with the doors against each other and knocked on the door.
That was one of our more quieter tricks. Camp security loved us x "
I'll bet they did! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was at a Royal Navy establishment some cadets from the engineering college sneaked in overnight and pinched one of our boats. In retaliation we pinched one of their aeroplanes."
Ha! That's awesome, and I'm guessing probably highly illegal lol. Think you win most extreme prank of this thread! Narrowly pipping the "urine water boarding" mentioned by Circe earlier in the thread |
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"my sister keeps her kitchen roll on the kitchen worktop , it stands next to the toaster,i use pritt the non sticky sticky stuff (in her junk draw in the kitchen) to stick the end down ...
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Lol very low key irrating prank, you're the type of guy who unscrews the top of the salt shaker aren't you? |
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"was involved in a car crash( i was okay) came to work the next day and they bubble wrapped my car ! , we have a right laugh in my work "
Sounds like they are genuinely looking out for your well being! Lol |
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