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Thursday is Rant Day
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages  "
Have you sent any? Don't wait for them to come to you - make your own luck.
Rant denied but go out and get them tiger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not had a message regarding a meet for ages
Have you sent any? Don't wait for them to come to you - make your own luck.
Rant denied but go out and get them tiger "
I have, messaged a fair few of you lovelies the past few weeks and nothing returned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I broke the nail on my thumb. Got to cut it off now x 
You probably need that thumb so I wouldn't if I were you. Rant denied  "
Yes, will limit it to cutting the nail x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have to baby sit five temps in work plus theres one sexy lady who i want to do bad things too and she just out of reach !"
Promote one to head temp and then bugger off to focus on the sexy lady. Rant denied |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a headache and despite taking two paracetamols it's not shifting "
Fluids and more fluids
Tea?
Rant approved - headaches are just a waste of time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up stupidly late (for me anyway) reading through the forums, now I'm still tired and I want to skip work and go sit in a nice beer garden. But I can't, coz, responsibilities and shit "
Fab is addictive but you've proved a website has more willpower than you.
Self inflicted - rant denied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This week I have been particularly annoyed by men messaging me to say they love my profile, whereupon I look at theirs and see three words, or one sentence at best. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This week I have been particularly annoyed by men messaging me to say they love my profile, whereupon I look at theirs and see three words, or one sentence at best."
Laziness based rant approved  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the best ones are so far away and it's frustrating me now. Does that count x "
We've already had a distance based rant approved - I can hardly turn this down |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
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Someone's left toothpaste in the sink bowl, wet towel left, soap a wafer and toilet roll on the wrong way around...sorted in between feeding 4 kittens 2 cats and a puppy...then the pet seagul and crow want feeding....all i want is a coffeeeeeeeee
Lol....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone's left toothpaste in the sink bowl, wet towel left, soap a wafer and toilet roll on the wrong way around...sorted in between feeding 4 kittens 2 cats and a puppy...then the pet seagul and crow want feeding....all i want is a coffeeeeeeeee
Lol.... "
Toilet roll on the wrong way? Hitman dispatched and rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the best ones are so far away and it's frustrating me now. Does that count x
We've already had a distance based rant approved - I can hardly turn this down "
Thank you for the kind approval |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll rant about people that will never be happy without an argument, You know the ones Black is white, so you agree with them. Then they say, not quite white, more grey.!' Just for the sake of being different, and to carry on the argument.
Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll rant about people that will never be happy without an argument, You know the ones Black is white, so you agree with them. Then they say, not quite white, more grey.!' Just for the sake of being different, and to carry on the argument.
Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.
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Those fuckers need a biro to the throat. Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This week has been so long!
The weekend needs to hurry up already.
Also why is it so hard to organise a meet - everyone I want is too far away or after talking to them for a while I realise they're a bit odd
I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll rant about people that will never be happy without an argument, You know the ones Black is white, so you agree with them. Then they say, not quite white, more grey.!' Just for the sake of being different, and to carry on the argument.
Those people that whatever you say will react trying to make you look like a twat by twisting your words into their favor. fck off into politics, if you want me to think your a tosser.
Those fuckers need a biro to the throat. Rant approved "
Thanks. Good man. Definitely a biro, my Parker pen is too good for them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This week has been so long!
The weekend needs to hurry up already.
Also why is it so hard to organise a meet - everyone I want is too far away or after talking to them for a while I realise they're a bit odd
I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME "
Ranting against time is a futile thing. Like the tide it rolls ever onwards.
Distance based shagging rant - approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a bad back so no sex until it's better.
I'm working nights this week and can't sleep during the day because of the heat or the rain.
I'm missing out on a swingers festival at the end of the month due to other commitments.
And I bloody hate marmite.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a bad back so no sex until it's better.
I'm working nights this week and can't sleep during the day because of the heat or the rain.
I'm missing out on a swingers festival at the end of the month due to other commitments.
And I bloody hate marmite.
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Multiple pile up rant approved
Hope the back/sleep/shagging improves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?
Would you grant me that?  "
Not really a rant so I should say no
But I'm a sucker for a fluttering eyelash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt 
That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved "
fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt
That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved
fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now "
Alright - I'm working on it.
Sticks and stones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing to rant about per se. I am however incredibly sexually frustrated, and need that sorting ASAP?
Would you grant me that?
Not really a rant so I should say no
But I'm a sucker for a fluttering eyelash "
Why thank you still frustrated though lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Absolutely fed up of the bad luck I'm having of late
So this is a "If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all" rant "
I hear you - it must bounce around soon.
Rant approved |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ive uploaded a new picture and theres no 'Fab it Thursday' thread.. pfttt
That has page 1 all over it. Rant approved
fat birds never make page one.. you should know that by now "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The sun is shining, skies are blue and the birds are singing... And I am still ill!!! Really more than a bit pissed off with it now  "
Illness is adequate grounds - rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And ...
Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!
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Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And ...
Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!
Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over?"
Lol
I'm so cross I've lost my mojo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And ...
Fucking noisy cunty builders that get up at the crack of fucking dawn!
Take a step back - any of those noise cunty builders worth a leg over?
Lol
I'm so cross I've lost my mojo "
Rant definitely approved then
Fabbers a mojo hunt is required |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots  "
Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you realise your female boss has a serious personal problem against you and is doing all she can go make your life hell "
I've had some lovely female bosses although none have offered to fellate me in the stationery cupboard.
Rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to rant for England , but reading the posts and the replies I'm laughing my f*****g head off , this is the best read for ages .... made my morning and left me completely rantless and happy |
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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots
Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?"
On purpose. I'm impatient |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots
Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?
On purpose. I'm impatient "
This is so very true  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you put a creativeessage with some thought in it and all you get back is "lol"......fucking lol
Mrs2 "
Lol for a creativeessage is very frustrating
Rantpproved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots
Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?
On purpose. I'm impatient "
Hmm then approved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to rant for England , but reading the posts and the replies I'm laughing my f*****g head off , this is the best read for ages .... made my morning and left me completely rantless and happy "
Give it time - you'll be back.
They all come back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was going to rant for England , but reading the posts and the replies I'm laughing my f*****g head off , this is the best read for ages .... made my morning and left me completely rantless and happy
Give it time - you'll be back.
They all come back"
Glad someone is laughing
I want to hide |
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"Why do people feel the need to keep me waiting? I know they need me...they want me too. Bloody idiots
Are they doing it on purpose or do they not realise you are waiting?
On purpose. I'm impatient
This is so very true "
You love my impatience.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not Friday yet.
Am Frangry
Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you
How is that helping!
Did it raise even the ghost of a smile?"
Am Hangry as well now! Got a blood test later and had nothing but water since last night!! Stomach thinks my throats been cut!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not Friday yet.
Am Frangry
Hi Frangry. I'm Swing. Pleased to meet you
How is that helping!
Did it raise even the ghost of a smile?
Am Hangry as well now! Got a blood test later and had nothing but water since last night!! Stomach thinks my throats been cut!!"
I've had a bagel for breakfast, 3 pastries, a twirl, a couple of mini flapjacks, a bottle of Lucozade sport, a couple of slices of bread with peanut butter and I'm about to tuck in to tuna rolls.
I've eaten for you.
But fingers crossed everything is ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chris Cornell is dead.
All my plans for moving back down south have just gone tits up.
I'm over worked and under paid.
Im cold.
I want pizza.
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Quite and extensive list
Extensive list approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just having a new rant, kids is all I'm saying. X
Oh you mean those lovely things that have just painted my garden shed in metanium nappy cream
I hear ya "
Ouch, believe me doesn't get any easier the older they are. Just dafter tricks x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign. "
Rant definitely approved
Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shout, shout
Let it all out
These are the things I could do without
So come on
I'm talking to you
Come on
And gooooooooo
Sorry nothing to rant about here!"
Must try harder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign.
Rant definitely approved
Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please?"
The Orgasm prescription for women. I got mine from amazon. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy nearly crashed his car into me yesterday because of his ridiculously stupid driving. It caused me to beep hard and show him the wanker sign.
Rant definitely approved
Slightly off topic - you suggested a book a month or so ago that blokes should read. I can't find the thread or remember the name. What was it again please?
The Orgasm prescription for women. I got mine from amazon. X"
Brilliant - thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise your female boss has a serious personal problem against you and is doing all she can go make your life hell "
And breathe... then smile and think how much better your life is than hers
no one has any power over us unless we let them have. Making your life hell is just a reaction to the dissatisfaction in her own life.
If you really want to piss her off smile be chilled let whatever she says disappear into the ether...it cannot hurt you....
And it will drive her totally mental |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boss is working nights all weekend so i wont see him till tues now
Hes missing the festival and and a big event at club after the festival
I just smacked myself in head with the boot of the car getting the shopping out
Boss has teased life out of me this morning and left me hanging as has a bad back so im fustrated
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boss is working nights all weekend so i wont see him till tues now
Hes missing the festival and and a big event at club after the festival
I just smacked myself in head with the boot of the car getting the shopping out
Boss has teased life out of me this morning and left me hanging as has a bad back so im fustrated
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Rant still approved
Hope your head doesn't hurt too much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake..  . I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake.. . I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh "
Lack of planning. Rant denied |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done well so far no rants till now...i just had my last piece of cake.. . I'll need to make some more tonight. Won't be cooled till its too late to eat tonight...sigh
Lack of planning. Rant denied "
says who...This isn't fab. No one tells me what can or can't sat. ...oh sh*t sorry.... ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no rants...I'm happy and horny
I've got a new rant . Thanks.
Definitely no rants horniness satisfied!  "
Cowbag!
Counting down the hours until it's my turn! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have had my rescue cats for 5 days and despite them purring, hand nuzzling, following me around and chirruping at me and offering their bellies for rubbing, neither of the buggers has chosen to physically curl up on me. Yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have people not heard of toilets?!
Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap. "
I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice
But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...
But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had my rescue cats for 5 days and despite them purring, hand nuzzling, following me around and chirruping at me and offering their bellies for rubbing, neither of the buggers has chosen to physically curl up on me. Yet. "
You clearly haven't shown enough deference to their royal beings and will continue to be punished until you prove yourself worthy.
Having been through this - rant approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have people not heard of toilets?!
Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap.
I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice
But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...
But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial
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Oh crap, I'm shit at rants. Bummer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have people not heard of toilets?!
Actually I can't rant. I'm laughing. Poor chap.
I now have a quandary. Someone will have to clean that up and it isn't nice
But I can imagine you giggling away on the bus and that makes me smile...
But as you've admitted you can't rant it's a soft denial
Oh crap, I'm shit at rants. Bummer."
Stop it! That snort hurt my nose  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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Ok my poorly rant has altered to I have some wonderful friends 
Been shown the love by a good mate on another thread. Had one far away chatting on kik all day (miss ya mucker!) My wifey is just amazing as is my best butterfly and I have a sexy man who for some God only known reason seems to love me!
I'm still sicky but happy sicky  so I'll grab mi coat and leave quietly |
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