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"our daughter is a great one for inventing words, one that always makes us laugh and we still rib her about it is 'coronated' refering to the coronation of a monarch"
 it's pretty logical though, my language learners often generalse rule too so the past of swing would be swinged. |
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Between myself and my friend we use plardom....instead of pardon, and splonk for a smacky kiss...not so much invented as stupid talk, but hey ho! you asked "
Plardom others and judge not lest you yourself shall be splonked. (it's sunday after all) |
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I like re inventing the ones we already have:
Abandon
Pub entertainment.
Abdicate
To give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Aberrate
Something eaten by a bear.
Abigail
A very large wind.
Ablution
A blue coloured lotion.
Abominable
To initate the countdown timer on an explosive device.
Abundance
Similar to Morris Dancing but with cakes instead of sticks.
Academy
School for Cads.
Acadian
Graduate from an Academy.
Acne
A borough in North London.
Adamant
A female ant.
Adultery
What happens after puberty.
A La Carte
A Muslim wheelbarrow.
Alaska
I'll go and question my girlfriend.
Algorism
Well known saying of an American enviromental campaigner.
Allocate
Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet.
Alternative
To modify a member of the indigenous population.
Amatory
A member of the Conservative Party.
Amok
I'm fine.
Antagonist
Agony Aunt for insects.
Antedate
Online dating service for insects.
Anthem
Others.
Antidote
An amusing story that ants tell at social gatherings.
Antipodes
MP3 Players for insects.
Aperitif
Two dentures.
Apod
Prototype iPod.
Apogee
An overweight person.
Apostrophe
Special award for Postmen.
Appearance
An angry pea.
Appearing
A circle of peas.
Aquatic
To get a good mark for swimming.
Arbitrate
Oh yes, the maximum speed of data throughput |
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Shreddies - Underpants
Twunt - A twat who is also a cunt
Faddiking Bastige - Replacement for 'fucking bastard' when my children are within ear shot. (try saying it with loads of emotion it's actually more powerful than the real swear words)
Twinkle Flump - A small child
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Squeeze me? = Excuse me?
Mucky buckets = Merci Beaucoup (thank you very much)
I think I might have written this before but theres a lot of french influence in my life so I kinda talk franglais a lot of the time. If anyone says I love you its followed by 'and my horsie' meaning 'me too' which in french is 'et moi aussi' (which sounds like and my horsie) |
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