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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A Japanese couple were arguing about how to perform highly erotic tantric sex.

Husband: "Sukitaji. Mojikati"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife, literally begging on her knees by now: "Mimi Nakoundina tinkouji!"

Husband shouts furiously: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji"

And I can't believe you're still trying to read this. None of you even speak Japanese! Honestly, you perverted lot will read anything as long as it's about sex. Sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of some serious help some of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kore wa shoumonai manko da

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"kore wa shoumonai manko da"

Ai. Hiroshima Nagasaki, kawasaki honda.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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google translate doesn't think that's japanese.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sushi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sushi

Saké?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

KODW!!!

(Japanese for Lol)

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Sushi

Saké?

FFSake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"kore wa shoumonai manko da

Ai. Hiroshima Nagasaki, kawasaki honda."
that's the only Japanese I know lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you know that the Japanese term for celibacy is alakan ookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you know that the Japanese term for celibacy is alakan ookie"

I didn't. But I did know that "one two" in Japanese is itchy knee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya-ma-ha

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By *eybert77Man over a year ago

Ramsey

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Koh neechee wah

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