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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc
so ok folks.
just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????
and not the blowy kind outside . lmao 
eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc
so ok folks.
just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????
and not the blowy kind outside . lmao
eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life "
oh peaches!!!
You really have just made me laugh hun!!!!
Sorry -didnt mean to laugh at your expense....
As your body gets used to eating more veg - it will calm down.
Eventually!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just rode in from the windy city , the windy city aint so pretty....etc etc
so ok folks.
just how do you all cope with "wind problems" ????
and not the blowy kind outside . lmao :*
eating all this bloody veg is playing havoc with my social life "
Mr Red just lets em ripppppppppppp and seems to enjoy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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no it doesnt calm down. you either buy a dog and start blaming that. or you start learning to bottie burp in time to singing. ie sing a tune and bottie burp in time to it
fer instance
tra la la bumpsey eh
my knickers flew away
they came back yesterday
they'd been on holiday |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"no it doesnt calm down. you either buy a dog and start blaming that. or you start learning to bottie burp in time to singing. ie sing a tune and bottie burp in time to it
fer instance
tra la la bumpsey eh
my knickers flew away
they came back yesterday
they'd been on holiday"
I WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU HAD!!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what a big cock and plenty of anal
if i bottie burp it will stink of cum"
OMG eeeeewwwwwwww 
did'nt we have a thread about that? or was it cum burps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what a big cock and plenty of anal
if i bottie burp it will stink of cum
OMG eeeeewwwwwwww
did'nt we have a thread about that? or was it cum burps?"
yeah we did about cum burps and i introduced bottie cum burps remember. got told to eat fruit so the cum would smell nicer and i wouldnt get followed round asda by the smell of me arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish I wish I wish that this thread had never been started !
Since I first saw the title, Calamity Jane, I cannot get the fucking Deadwood Stage out of my head
Grrrrr |
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PMSL... just when i was beginning to lose all hope that the forums would ever be fun again... along comes this thread! I havent laughed so hard since I dont know when.... mind you I need a good laugh, just spent three hours in hospital A&E.
Went shopping on my own, ended up with one of those stick type deoderants. Never used on before, so I read the instructions... "take off cap and push up bottom", I mean.... how was I supposed to know? Mind you, once they had got it out my farts smell lovely!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"omg im sat here crying with laughter
all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite
sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping  "
that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....
parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"omg im sat here crying with laughter
all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite
sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping
that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....
parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol
xxx"
Les bought some tampax once cause she thought they would help her swim cycle and dance better lol x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"omg im sat here crying with laughter
all i can see in my head is peaches parping along with her kite
sorry peaches it cant be much fun bottom burping
that has just made me think of those bloody tampax adverts - where the woman is on roller skates and supposedly feeling fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....
parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....that was what did it......lol
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Les bought some tampax once cause she thought they would help her swim cycle and dance better lol x "
bet there were strings attatched!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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pmsl
problem not to bad today but i did wake myself up with a dawn chorus. so glad i was on my own. lmao 
mind, if i had put music to it , i would have had a number 1 
thank god it wasnt a number 2 |
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