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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well i was just going to be greedy/cheeky and start thread in the light hearted sense asking who would want to be my slave for a day and do all my housework because i really can't be bothered to do it, but in reality how many of us could actually employ someone to deal with personal things like laundry and take care of your housework??
The more i thought about it, the less likely it appealed to me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done  "
i find that the most relaxing bit of housework to do the ironing.. and washing you just bung it in and forget.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt"
He's tighter than a ducks ass and that's water-tight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
He's tighter than a ducks ass and that's water-tight! "
I've often wondered that if a duck's ass is watertight - how does it have a shit?  |
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
He's tighter than a ducks ass and that's water-tight!
I've often wondered that if a duck's ass is watertight - how does it have a shit? "
A non return valve??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt"
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags  |
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags "
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year"
so you finally traded it up, does it have bluetooth and parking sensors |
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year
so you finally traded it up, does it have bluetooth and parking sensors "
I don't need parking sensors, know exactly where to park it and how, never failed to get it in the space yet, wanna test me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year
so you finally traded it up, does it have bluetooth and parking sensors
I don't need parking sensors, know exactly where to park it and how, never failed to get it in the space yet, wanna test me out "
put a pound coin in my slot and I'll guide you in  |
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year
so you finally traded it up, does it have bluetooth and parking sensors
I don't need parking sensors, know exactly where to park it and how, never failed to get it in the space yet, wanna test me out
put a pound coin in my slot and I'll guide you in "
Reverse parking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pay to have my laundry and ironing done
Yes and you still oe me for last months
what a tight sod Kev is... pfffttt
She asked me for some coal for her broomstick so I gave her 3 bags
Err my broomstick is turbo powered, coal powered are so last year
so you finally traded it up, does it have bluetooth and parking sensors
I don't need parking sensors, know exactly where to park it and how, never failed to get it in the space yet, wanna test me out
put a pound coin in my slot and I'll guide you in
Reverse parking"
DP erm double parking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happily be your slave but i cant iron
i like the ironing, its relaxing
Not what i call relaxing prefer to use the tumble drier
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my electricity bill is high enough lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got about 25 shirts in my flat that need ironing - happy to provide a meal (chicken ding is favourite)to anyone willing to complete the task "
My ironing lady would do those for you... £10... 2hours... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone."
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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A few years ago when I used to work really long hours I tried having a cleaner, but always did the classic trick of tidying up the day before she came...and then cleaning up afterwards for all the bits she missed.
I dont bother now but I do like sending all my clothes to the laundry before I return from holiday so that they can just be put away when I unpack.
Id like a 'handy-man' slave though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady ....... "
oooo I dunno ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......
oooo I dunno ....."
im well happy he did now .... i wasnt at the time !!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......
oooo I dunno .....
im well happy he did now .... i wasnt at the time !!!"
*still looking for someone to come and iron my shirts* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......
oooo I dunno .....
im well happy he did now .... i wasnt at the time !!!
*still looking for someone to come and iron my shirts* "
i cant even say the word !!!!
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......
oooo I dunno .....
im well happy he did now .... i wasnt at the time !!!
*still looking for someone to come and iron my shirts*
i cant even say the word !!!!
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Dinner for two as the reward? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"If you are a working mum and dad you really do need help. I always had a lady to help me while my kids were growing. It was lovely to come home to a tidy house and some food both for the us and the kids and they become like family.
The most recent one still comes three times a week to tidy up and cook for my ex and she also works in the family business. That's probably over 12 years now.
Nothing wrong with it, it facilitates everyone.
it doesnt when your ex runs off with thte ironing lady .......
oooo I dunno .....
im well happy he did now .... i wasnt at the time !!!
*still looking for someone to come and iron my shirts*
i cant even say the word !!!!
Dinner for two as the reward? "
ok ok just dinner for two, we'll forget about the ironing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My great grandma (i never knew her) had thirteen children
She was married to the same man for all of her life
They first lived in a two bed roomed terraced house and also both worked (she had two cleaning jobs one in the morning and one in the evening)
I have a photograph of her and her entire family seated outside their modest home
All the children look well cared for (they are all dead now)
and happy
My GGM is standing in the picture looking like a Russian female body builder with a face like a bulldog chewing wasps
Her arms are folded and i wouldn't have liked to of crossed her
But in my personal opinion she must have been one hell of a woman and my Grandad her son spoke highly of her xx |
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Up until about four months ago i had a cleaning lady but she left to do full time work and i didnt replace her. I love it though. My mother does my ironing if i have any i havent ironed for three years |
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