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over a year ago
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My "new and improved" conditioner has left my hair dry and like a birds nest despite me using the brand without issue for ages. Its clearly not improved!
What other lies do they tell us?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i love you - bullshit
your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit
your so beautiful - another lie
i wont cheat on you - bollocks
im single - whateverrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i love you - bullshit
your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit
your so beautiful - another lie
i wont cheat on you - bollocks
im single - whateverrr "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love you - bullshit
your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit
your so beautiful - another lie
i wont cheat on you - bollocks
im single - whateverrr "
I love your wobbly bits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently US government doesn't work with illuminati, another lie!
If you spell illuminati backwards and type it into the address bar it takes you to the NSA website!
They know everything! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i love you - bullshit
your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit
your so beautiful - another lie
i wont cheat on you - bollocks
im single - whateverrr
I love your wobbly bits!"
 I got chastised for saying this the other day. Sometimes its true though. |
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"i love you - bullshit
your the worlds best at sucking dick - also bullshit
your so beautiful - another lie
i wont cheat on you - bollocks
im single - whateverrr "
Someone's having a bad day, you need a cuddle ?
You give the best cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this should have been called 'The lies men say to women' thread  "
It always turns that way in the end. We'll have a woe is me single man thread along in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this should have been called 'The lies men say to women' thread "
Hey now, it works both ways
-Are you ready?
-5 more minutes honey! (Takes an hour)
-Is it okay if I go to pub with mates tonight?
-Of course... (no its not, you'll learn why soon)
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"I love your wobbly bits!
I got chastised for saying this the other day. Sometimes its true though.
 Nonsense. You weren't chastised.
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Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit. 
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter 
Where's my gun...."
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before |
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before "
Tell me you don't do this!?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before "
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
Tell me you don't do this!????? "
No way! |
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
Tell me you don't do this!?????
No way! "
Phew!! That future ride out was hanging in the balance !!! |
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop. "
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard  |
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"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though
 What does that even mean?
Both peachy bums and you can chastise each other any way you like.... as long as I can watch lol "
You want to watch us have a cuppa and some cake? Some people are into odd stuff |
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard "
It's not difficult !!! Just take the appropriate amount to spread and spread it.. lazy cross contaminating mofos!!!
It's right up there with folk that don't put toilet paper on the right way
Ok the butter thing is worse but both are bad |
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"Would love to see these two peaches chastising each other though
What does that even mean?
Both peachy bums and you can chastise each other any way you like.... as long as I can watch lol
You want to watch us have a cuppa and some cake? Some people are into odd stuff "
Sure you can eat and drink what you guys want while naked and I watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard "
I did point out to her basic food safety.
 . Basic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard
I did point out to her basic food safety.
. Basic. "
Did you still eat there? |
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard
I did point out to her basic food safety.
. Basic. "
Good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spreadable butter. I shout bullshit.
Haha! Holey bread!
Not worse than fuckers that scrape toast and then put reminants back into the butter
Where's my gun....
I found out recently the crumbs go mouldy in the butter. It hadn't crossed my mind before
I've seen someone do this in a sandwich shop.
I hope you picked up the nearest thing (hopefully a can of ) and threw it at the dirty bstard
I did point out to her basic food safety.
. Basic.
Did you still eat there? "
Yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My "new and improved" conditioner has left my hair dry and like a birds nest despite me using the brand without issue for ages. Its clearly not improved!
What other lies do they tell us?
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Technically you could get a court settlement for false advertising |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Santa Claus isn't real 
stop being silly
That's me told
I bet you don't believe in fairies either
I know her she is awesome
Tinker belle is my favourite so I could be convinced "
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Santa Claus isn't real
stop being silly
That's me told
I bet you don't believe in fairies either
I know her she is awesome
Tinker belle is my favourite so I could be convinced "
Sprinkle some of that naughty dust teasing nymph lol |
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