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over a year ago
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As I've put on weight these past 2 years my fanny has developed fat. Not the undercarriage part but the top part, the mound I think it's called. When I wear knickers that are a couple of years old I have to choose if I'm gonna pull them up at the front or the back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think there's a way to measure the size.  "
Oh there is.
I'm gonna have tape measure style 'depth gauge' markings tattooed on my cock.
Line up ladies to find out your size...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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christ almighty! and i came on this site thinking it would be full of open minded, sexually aware men with interesting tastes ,ideas and opinions...but no..it's full of men whose development froze at about 8! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My understanding based purely on the ladies ive had the joy of, errm, whatevering on here is that their vaginas could consume and hold an entire can of tennants Pilsner 'premium larger beer'...
A lovely lovely lady, an absolute diamond.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a lady that went to the Guinness book of world records to verify that she had the biggest Vagina in the world. After several measurements and extensive research she asked "is it A record"?
The adjudicator replied
"I'm not sure it's the biggest, but it'll certainly take some licking"!!! |
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"I know a lady that went to the Guinness book of world records to verify that she had the biggest Vagina in the world. After several measurements and extensive research she asked "is it A record"?
The adjudicator replied
"I'm not sure it's the biggest, but it'll certainly take some licking"!!!"
Lol good joke however !!!
There is an actual lady... who holds the record for being able to put an official full size NFL league American football ?? inside her pussy
True story  |
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"Are they the same size? "
No, they're not the same size. As they're all on the inside I can see why you would ask this question, its not as if you can see them unlike penises. They are wonderfully accomodating though. |
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?  "
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J - |
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -"
I amazed at the number of people who aren't aware of exactly where and what a vagina is and that includes women. I've even seen people talk about shaving theirs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -"
Damn. I always get size questions wrong.  . |
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -
I amazed at the number of people who aren't aware of exactly where and what a vagina is and that includes women. I've even seen people talk about shaving theirs "
Eek, doesn't bear thinking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -
I amazed at the number of people who aren't aware of exactly where and what a vagina is and that includes women. I've even seen people talk about shaving theirs "
I think a thread is in order to explain the various 'components'; the actual vagina, clitoris (small, but *very* important, the location of which is a complete mystery to many men), clitoral hood, labia minora, labia majora, urethra (do *not* stick you fingers in there!), cervix (hitting this hard is not the purpose of sex), vulva
All in all, a complex bit of machinery, guys, and one which requires regular servicing
- Mrs. J - |
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -
I amazed at the number of people who aren't aware of exactly where and what a vagina is and that includes women. I've even seen people talk about shaving theirs
I think a thread is in order to explain the various 'components'; the actual vagina, clitoris (small, but *very* important, the location of which is a complete mystery to many men), clitoral hood, labia minora, labia majora, urethra (do *not* stick you fingers in there!), cervix (hitting this hard is not the purpose of sex), vulva
All in all, a complex bit of machinery, guys, and one which requires regular servicing
- Mrs. J -"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously how does someone get to 34 and not know the answer to this?"
Because every time he asks he never got an answer, just people pissing themselves laughing.  |
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"Are they the same size?
Yes. .....,.am I right?
Er, nope; but you jest so there is still hope that some other men too don't need a flashlight, a diagram and a map
- Mrs. J -
I amazed at the number of people who aren't aware of exactly where and what a vagina is and that includes women. I've even seen people talk about shaving theirs
I think a thread is in order to explain the various 'components'; the actual vagina, clitoris (small, but *very* important, the location of which is a complete mystery to many men), clitoral hood, labia minora, labia majora, urethra (do *not* stick you fingers in there!), cervix (hitting this hard is not the purpose of sex), vulva
All in all, a complex bit of machinery, guys, and one which requires regular servicing
- Mrs. J -"
And as with any servicing, it is the correct application of the appropriate lubricant at the given time period which is most important to the proper functioning. |
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"As I've put on weight these past 2 years my fanny has developed fat. Not the undercarriage part but the top part, the mound I think it's called. When I wear knickers that are a couple of years old I have to choose if I'm gonna pull them up at the front or the back. "
I think we need photographic evidence of said issue  |
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"All different, shapes, sizes, lengths, widths and hangy flippy flaps :D
Have you not seen pictures of the 1000 plasta of Paris vaginas wall?
Of compared many of the pics on here "
Aka "The Great Wall of Vagina"  |
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"As I've put on weight these past 2 years my fanny has developed fat. Not the undercarriage part but the top part, the mound I think it's called. When I wear knickers that are a couple of years old I have to choose if I'm gonna pull them up at the front or the back. "
Brilliant |
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