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Slip of the tongue?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So, I went to Greggs for my breakfast this morning. I decided to get a cinnamon bum, but when I asked for it - I said 'cinnamon bum' - I think I've been on fab too much.

It may not seem that funny but it made me giggle.

Anybody else got any similar anecdotes?

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes was out shopping and wanted to get a card, I said oh let's go to Clitorins

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By *olliPineCouple over a year ago

swingers clubs

I asked for a six inch breakfast in a cafe once instead of six piece

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Kinda when Eric Prdyz Call on me was playing it's sexy video one night in Yates I asked for a pint of tits.

The barman leaned over the bar and also closed my mouth as I was watching the video above him.

God I miss Uni

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some good stories. I don't think the woman in Greggs noticed what I said.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Some good stories. I don't think the woman in Greggs noticed what I said."

Is this why Cinnamon has Cinnamon Bum written across her bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some good stories. I don't think the woman in Greggs noticed what I said.

Is this why Cinnamon has Cinnamon Bum written across her bum?

Perhaps, it may have been a subconscious thing on my part.

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Smiles sweetly

You called ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have word vomit regularly when I'm just being myself and I'm nervous meaning I just mash words together.

I call them my 'Mean Girl moments'

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have worked in garages all my life and so many things have double entendres it is unreal, at least we are all corrupt together though

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Erm yes... Called my ex partner by his Fab name once in front of family

Had to laugh it off and say it was a pet name I had for him

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

When asked in tesco my plans for the afternoon I near said a 3 sum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kids play ground chatting with other mums about sat exams and said spunkuation instead of punctuation lol . Nx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a friend who constantly, and innocently, does this. Things like asking the ice cream van person for a 69, wanted a dildo rail on the wall, mistakes bollards for bollocks. Cracks me up because it's always spontaneous and she doesn't realise she's said it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Smiles sweetly

You called ?

xx"

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