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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no! I hate that, there always used to be loads around my parents house. I feel bad! "
I was kinda glad to see that the pretty one who's currently sliming on the outside door frame of my front door wasn't my victim though  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"You've created a homeless slug.
This is going to be the most naive question but can they live if you crack their shell?  "
They can if it's not a major crack. If it's broken down to the snail body, probably not. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've created a homeless slug.
This is going to be the most naive question but can they live if you crack their shell?
They can if it's not a major crack. If it's broken down to the snail body, probably not."
It was a pretty loud 11 stone size 8 foot crunch  |
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"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "
You're not as terrible as me because I pick up all the ones I can find in my garden on a trowel and launch them over the back fence onto the path behind my house .... I figure that the crunch of their shells as they hit the concrete saves a bit of work for a blackbird or a thrush  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "
But all the lettuces of the world will sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that another of their murderous enemy has died & they will be singing your name as the sun breaks the horizon in the morning!
But then again maybe not
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty "
I am worse than you; I pick them up and throw them in our neighbour's garden 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was happily walking home, minding my own business... and then there was a massive crunch underfoot, I turned back to realise that I had just smashed a snail's shell. It's something which always makes me feel terribly guilty
You're not as terrible as me because I pick up all the ones I can find in my garden on a trowel and launch them over the back fence onto the path behind my house .... I figure that the crunch of their shells as they hit the concrete saves a bit of work for a blackbird or a thrush "
You monster  |
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