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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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come on fellas and ladies post a fun chat up line you have used in the past on here to get the fun started ,
here i will go first .
me and you should meet up for one reason only
many years from now when your in that retirement home I'm going to be one of the guys that when you think of me .
you will smile fondly with a wicked twinkle in your eyes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!
Spoiler...it didn't work 
she had no sense of humour fella blame it on that not the line "
Nah, she's absolutely awesome. You know who you are  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gizzashagtabitch "
swoon!
I am crap at lines. But I got told if i answered it would be like winning the lottery, same kind of odds, big win.
I answered |
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I had a couple of beauts sent to me yesterday by a guy in Dublin....
wanna play army with me? I lie down and you blow the hell out of me....
wanna play Titanic? I shout "Iceberg" and you go down....
While they didn't actually work on me, they did make me chuckle at least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gizzashagtabitch
swoon!
I am crap at lines. But I got told if i answered it would be like winning the lottery, same kind of odds, big win.
I answered
You can access to the suspension photos  "
I am unsure if I stumbled across a secret code, or if there is a new practice i'm unfamiliar with... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I've messaged someone 'fancy a fuck?' before. It worked. Also once 'Your cock, my arse?'
I hasten to add these were to people I already had a rapport with who would find such missives funny. As to actual chat up lines, I don't think I have ever used one and on the rare occasions strangers have tried to use them on me they have been unsuccessful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pic" or "cock pic now".
Not a please to be seen, not that I'd send one anyway. I wouldn't mind but their profiles are usually one liners (fakes) or they have loads of veris which I think gives them and over inflated opinion of themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other!
Spoiler...it didn't work
Hehehe can't imagine why "
I don't know, I've been trying my hardest to seduce her, even took special valentine's day photos for her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Cock pic" or "cock pic now".
Not a please to be seen, not that I'd send one anyway. I wouldn't mind but their profiles are usually one liners (fakes) or they have loads of veris which I think gives them and over inflated opinion of themselves. "
Sshhhhhh.
Cock pic. Now. |
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