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We need to get this thing back on the road. Destination ecstasy, stopping at Sexy Beach, Kinky Town, Fuckville, Cock Lane and Pussy Street. Any other stops required feel free to ask the driver, he'll be only too happy to oblige providing they are of a sexy nature. Roam around the bus engaging in debaucherous activities at your leisure. Hop on and off at the various stops, indulging yourselves in all the delights to be had. The only rule is, everything that happens on the bus, stays on the bus. So hop aboard for some much needed hot, wet and sticky Fab fuck bus fun.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime. 
Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property "
You can keep the knickers. I wa t the women that come in them.  |
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"You can drop off any lost and found in my box anytime.
Lost knickers a plenty on the fuck bus, the ladies will love rewarding you for taking care of their property
You can keep the knickers. I wa t the women that come in them. "
They're cumming your way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you stop at fancyafuck close? Its just round the corner from meetnow road, off nosinglemale st.
In Fuckville I presume "
No, its the other one in anyholesagoal town  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?
Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you "
What about my feet? |
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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?
Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you
What about my feet?
Keep your socks on "
Any woman that lets you keep your socks on is a keeper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?
Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you
What about my feet?
Keep your socks on "
Temporary fix.  |
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?
Feel the heat as I wrap myself around you
What about my feet?
Keep your socks on
Temporary fix. "
What do you suggest?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just please get me out of Manchester driver. I feel cold, can someone turn the heat up?
You don't like Manchester "
I didn't mean the place.  . Poor Manchester is slightly exhausted. Hahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers? 
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them."
I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.
I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite "
Even quicker than that it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.
Come sit with me hatter "
I can't turn that down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.
I'm sure there'll be seat found for you tout de suite
Even quicker than that it seems "
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them."
Come sit by me,
I seem to be free,
No back seat frolics being offered to me...
You can share my sweets,
And other nice treats,
I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling "
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.
Come sit by me,
I seem to be free,
No back seat frolics being offered to me...
You can share my sweets,
And other nice treats,
I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...
"
You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP 
Pp 
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet "
Can I sit on your knee young man ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet "
I know.....you're a whipper snapper Bladey |
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ??? "
Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker |
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ? "
So long as you don't mind my wondering hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ? "
Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home |
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ??? "
About time think everyone had forgotten it's a fuck bus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ?
So long as you don't mind my wondering hands "
I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ???
Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker "
Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. |
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ?
So long as you don't mind my wondering hands
I'll cope. I'll bring some werthers for the journey to suck on."
You'll not need em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops! Nodded off there
Who stole my Nutella?!
It's smeared on me...sorry
Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back "
Gladly.
Your tongue has some hard work to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ?
Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home "
I can squeeze in amongst the old codgers. Nothing wrong with a mature man |
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
Can I sit on your knee young man ?
Seems you're sorted Bladey. I'll wait for the next bus that'll take me straight to the Old People's Home "
What can I say. It's the way I pull em |
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ???
Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker
Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing. "
I am a manc ya daft twat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ???
Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker
Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing.
I am a manc ya daft twat "
How the fuck did you escape? |
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"Oh now where should I sit
It seems there are no seats for Old Codgers PP
Pp
I'm still young least I've not quite hit 50 yet
None of us will make it to 50 if we stay on this bus for too long "
Who cares forever young that's me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops! Nodded off there
Who stole my Nutella?!
It's smeared on me...sorry
Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back
Gladly.
Your tongue has some hard work to do "
So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough |
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"Oh now where should I sit
Aren't you in a tuck tuck?
Them fuckers are crazier than me fuck that
But you'd trust one of us to drive you? .
Good point. Least I'll die smiling
That's an even better point. .
FAF anyone ???
Sorry I'm just not that kinda biker
Sshhh. We'll keep it between us. Once you go manc, you don't go.....I've got nothing.
I am a manc ya daft twat
How the fuck did you escape? "
There is no escape. You can take the man outa Manchester but never Manchester out of the man. Manchester and proud that's me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need somewhere to sit
Come join me at the back with the naughty boys
Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so. "
I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need somewhere to sit
Come join me at the back with the naughty boys
Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.
I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though "
There may have been a video involved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need somewhere to sit
Come join me at the back with the naughty boys
Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.
I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though
There may have been a video involved "
Can I watch? |
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"I need somewhere to sit
Come join me at the back with the naughty boys
Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.
I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though
There may have been a video involved
Can I watch? "
X2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need somewhere to sit
Come join me at the back with the naughty boys
Naughty boys? But I'm a good girl. I've been told so.
I get told it too. Only when I've been naughty first though
There may have been a video involved
Can I watch?
X2 "
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"Are there any special seats for Old Codgers?
I read that as cougars and hoped there was and could I get a seat by them.
Come sit by me,
I seem to be free,
No back seat frolics being offered to me...
You can share my sweets,
And other nice treats,
I'll give you a hot one - from my flask of tea...
You always talk to me in poetry. And I'm intrigued by these other nice treats.
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Is it not correct
And polite etiquette
To address a Hatter in rhyme?
Lean in close - I'll venture
Your tealeaves will mention
(The doormouse is sleeping in mine)
My nice treats are many
And don't cost a penny
They're given to those in my favour
So suck, lick or swallow
the question to follow
is, which is your favourite flavour??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops! Nodded off there
Who stole my Nutella?!
Did you bring the under ripe bananas?
Come over and find out
I intend to cum all over you "
I aim to accommodate. Take a seat |
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"Are we there yet?
The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.
More foreplay before we set off
All aboard
Is that in the face sitting corner ?"
God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we there yet?
The fuck bus? We've not set off., this is foreplay.
More foreplay before we set off
All aboard
Is that in the face sitting corner ?
God I hope so. As snow white said to penokio as she sat on his face lie to me ye bastord lie lie "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops! Nodded off there
Who stole my Nutella?!
It's smeared on me...sorry
Well that's it then! You're sitting with me until I get it all back
Gladly.
Your tongue has some hard work to do
So I see. I'll just have to take my time and be extra thorough "
You need to make sure you get it all...don't want me being a dirty girl... |
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