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I know theres worse things to happen to people but anyone ever get the urge to just go nuts like Michael Douglas in the Film "Falling Down"?
Work this weeks been awfull with nowt but criticism, borderline abuse, and today the vehicle i was driving broke down, what was meant to be just a few hours work ended up being half a day!!
Then i go to supermarket and pick the till that was'nt closing(good choice) was'nt changing cashier, no a good choice indeedy, so i empty all the shopping onto the checkout, as you do, then, yip then, a supervisory type tells me,"its not working can i suggest you use another checkout", offft!
Put it down as bad luck? Or scrrrrream?  |
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The horns did come out for a split second,"just leave it all, yes T just leave it all on the checkout, theres other supermarkets, go on, do it" ran through my head,lol |
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when my son started his teenage tantrums they where the funniest thing ever. He literally used to throw himself at walls and bounce of them legs and arms going everywhere. Didnt last to long but he always reminded me of lee evans for some reason |
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"I know theres worse things to happen to people but anyone ever get the urge to just go nuts like Michael Douglas in the Film "Falling Down"?
Work this weeks been awfull with nowt but criticism, borderline abuse, and today the vehicle i was driving broke down, what was meant to be just a few hours work ended up being half a day!!
Then i go to supermarket and pick the till that was'nt closing(good choice) was'nt changing cashier, no a good choice indeedy, so i empty all the shopping onto the checkout, as you do, then, yip then, a supervisory type tells me,"its not working can i suggest you use another checkout", offft!
Put it down as bad luck? Or scrrrrream? "
Oooo I would love to do that, just throw my key off Spaggetti Juction, abandon my car and go on a mad rampage. |
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"I know theres worse things to happen to people but anyone ever get the urge to just go nuts like Michael Douglas in the Film "Falling Down"?
Work this weeks been awfull with nowt but criticism, borderline abuse, and today the vehicle i was driving broke down, what was meant to be just a few hours work ended up being half a day!!
Then i go to supermarket and pick the till that was'nt closing(good choice) was'nt changing cashier, no a good choice indeedy, so i empty all the shopping onto the checkout, as you do, then, yip then, a supervisory type tells me,"its not working can i suggest you use another checkout", offft!
Put it down as bad luck? Or scrrrrream? "
So to relax, clicked tv on, to see moto GP qualifying and marvelous, because, "we're sorry but the service you've chosen is temporarily unavailable"!!    |
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I'm not a violent man and I'm usually quite calm but one red hot day about two years ago stuck in traffic, the guy in front of me was being such a cock trying to weave in and out of traffic and generally pissing everyone off that when we we're nearly at the lights I got out of my car, leaned in through his window, took his keys and threw them in a field. Everyone cheered when they saw what I'd done. Never heard anything more about it but looking back it could've gone really wrong |
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"T, you ever think it's one of those should have stayed in bed days?  "
I cant even do laying in bed normal,fell asleep on a jaffa cake i had the urge to eat,lol |
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"T, you ever think it's one of those should have stayed in bed days? I cant even do laying in bed normal,fell asleep on a jaffa cake i had the urge to eat,lol"
pmsl i woke up once with a mr kipling apple pie stuck to my arse |
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"T, you ever think it's one of those should have stayed in bed days? I cant even do laying in bed normal,fell asleep on a jaffa cake i had the urge to eat,lol
pmsl i woke up once with a mr kipling apple pie stuck to my arse"
Now that nearly resulted in my tomato slices and ciabatta being spat over the keyboard! |
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"T, you ever think it's one of those should have stayed in bed days? I cant even do laying in bed normal,fell asleep on a jaffa cake i had the urge to eat,lol
pmsl i woke up once with a mr kipling apple pie stuck to my arse
Now that nearly resulted in my tomato slices and ciabatta being spat over the keyboard! "
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I used to own a house a few doors down from McDonalds. I got so pissed of with McD's litter in my front garden that I went along the terrace of houses where I lived and filled a bin bag with their shite. I took it in on a busy saturday afternoon and dumped it all on the counter and said 'I believe this is yours!'. Hey presto, we had litter pickers twice a day after that. Didn't last though |
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When i lived in leicester some guy let his dog shit outside my front door every bloody day. I told him nicely to start with but he took no notice so i picked it up with a carrier bag tied it up and put it through his letter box. Dog never shit outside my house again |
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