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IF you were reborn into a fantasy universe - which one and why
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not sure the whole title came across so I'll repeat it..
IF you were reborn into a fantasy universe - which one and why?
- Any universe whose reality is slightly different than our own.
I'm going for Harry Potter.. because the possibilities are endless, sexual or otherwise.. squib wizard or smuggle I'm going witch hunting for all the right reasons.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Culture from Iain M Banks novels. With a proviso I could join Special Circumstances."
Oh wow.. I totally forgot that one! I'm so joining you.. fuck goblins witches and all that.. I'm joining the Culture.. not sure about Special Circumstances though.. maybe before im thinking of passing on to the next plane of existence though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch! "
Well you're fucking dead after the first month or so then.. everyone dies in that world.. bad choice my friend lol.. cool universe though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?  "
Now you've double shot yourself   dead in a month with no sex.. oh my |
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex? "
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.  |
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The Magicians' universe has magic and you get to travel to many different universes and meet the creators, one of whom is a bit of a geek collector and has horns. Oh and there's plenty of sex, straight and bisexual. |
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate. "
Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.
You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek."
Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate. "
Lol.. clutching at straws for sex.. but a quick and brutal death no doubt? C'mon pal.. I'll let you select another. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My username gives away that it'd have to be game of thrones, a Stark loyalist until I died, which is guaranteed to happen "
You know it mate.. horrid nasty brutal death.. just as everyone starts to like you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.
You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek.
Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me. "
I'd stick myself into Virtual Reality and stay there lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Star Trek, purely for the holo-deck.
You should join us in the Culture then.. like futuristic star trek.
Oh yes, the Culture, good call. But so violent, I know something bad would happen to me. "
Not my call.. I was beaten to it.. I chose Harry potter like a right squib.. holodecks and culture VR means you could experience all these worlds in safety. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.
Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together. "
Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My username gives away that it'd have to be game of thrones, a Stark loyalist until I died, which is guaranteed to happen
You know it mate.. horrid nasty brutal death.. just as everyone starts to like you."
can't wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.
Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.
Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused "
Initially, the thought is that they swear away from sex. However, as Sam points out, nowhere does it say that they can't.
It tells them to abstain from marriage and parenthood, but not the actual deed itself.
LOOPHOLE =
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Game of Thrones. In particular, to become a man of the knights watch!
Don't they have to swear off sex?
There's There's loophole. They swear not to marry and not to Father children. Nowhere does it say they can't fornicate.
Probably with each other. It's very cold up there and plenty of opportunities to snuggle up together, all those manly men together.
Now I want to join the Nights Watch as well. I'm very confused
Initially, the thought is that they swear away from sex. However, as Sam points out, nowhere does it say that they can't.
It tells them to abstain from marriage and parenthood, but not the actual deed itself.
LOOPHOLE =
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Yea I get the loophole, I was just thinking I'd like to snuggle up to all those cold manly men on the wall  |
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"Firefly universe.
I was tempted to say Star Wars or the Potterverse, but I'd end up a force blank or a muggle for sure 
I'd let you slitherin to my chamber of secrets  "
Can you stop dangling carrots, I can't help myself today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry ladies.. you can't join the Nights Watch! Which means if you want to huddle up to one.. you've got some choices to make.. a whore in the tavern of the vilkage that exists to serve the Watch - which we all know in reality isnt going to be a barrel of laughs.
One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.
Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.
Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Terry pratchettes disc world , I'd be in the guild of seamstress and Buddha can join the watch ??. Or we could live in the ramtops mountains ."
That'd be a very dangerous, bizarre but hilarious world to exist in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry ladies.. you can't join the Nights Watch! Which means if you want to huddle up to one.. you've got some choices to make.. a whore in the tavern of the vilkage that exists to serve the Watch - which we all know in reality isnt going to be a barrel of laughs.
One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.
Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.
Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master "
Pick a wildling! Pick a wildling! Although most are dead now courtesy of the white walkers! Maaaaan, I can't wait for the new season! |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Sorry ladies.. you can't join the Nights Watch! Which means if you want to huddle up to one.. you've got some choices to make.. a whore in the tavern of the vilkage that exists to serve the Watch - which we all know in reality isnt going to be a barrel of laughs.
One of the inbred daughters of the nutter who lives on his own on the far side of the wall and feeds his boys to the White Walkers.
Or.. A Wildling.. in which case youre going to have to kill a few to find the one you like. Oh.. and fend off the White Walkers too.
Universe Rules.. Not in my control I'm afraid.. I'm just the Dungeon Master
Pick a wildling! Pick a wildling! Although most are dead now courtesy of the white walkers! Maaaaan, I can't wait for the new season!"
OK if those are my choices I'll be a wildling I guess. Even though I don't like violence or wearing fur |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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Ooooh, this is quite the pickle.
Do I go for James Blish's Okie future?
Living forever and flying through space in Manhattan-cum-spaceship.
Do I live in Ankh-Morpork, shoulder to shoulder with Rincewind, Vimes, Carrot, et al?
How about Jasper Fforde's alternate reality. I could be a member of the Nursery-Crime division, tracking down the missing fourth bear or catching the gingerbread man.
Or Malcolm Pryce's Aberystwyth... a dark, noir Welsh seaside town.
Nope. I can't pick OP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I change my mind? I Can't believe I didn't say Discworld!
I wanna go for a drink in The Mended Drum and risk a dodgy sausage in a bun from CMOT Dibbler! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"
sounds like a really bad porno version of westworld |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"
Can we meet in the street of Cunilinguist Artificers? |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?
sounds like a really bad porno version of westworld"
Porno Westworld would be Wetworld.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be the only one thinking about starting a swinging site for Discworld fans called Dicsworld. Can I?"
You cannot sully the writings of Pratchett with swinging connotations  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both
Controversial, but I like it.
It had to be done just imagine han solo saying beam us out of here chewy "
There's some great memes out there on that subject.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt get in to a fire fight. The stormtrooper still misses but the red shirt dies anyway. |
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"Discworld (I'm rereading the last continent at the moment) or Pern. To have one of those dragons would be amazing. "
oh I forgot Pern ( shame on me  ) I want to be a dragon rider , or at least have a fire lizzard greeneyes xx |
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"Well I am fan of both star wars and star trek so... I will be in hybrid universe of both
Controversial, but I like it.
It had to be done just imagine han solo saying beam us out of here chewy
There's some great memes out there on that subject.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt get in to a fire fight. The stormtrooper still misses but the red shirt dies anyway. "
Yes I have seen posts like that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton. |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton."
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted "
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*"
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you"
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders 
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?"
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel"
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf..... "
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods "
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you! |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!"
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy"
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me... |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me..."
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though"
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass* |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass*"
Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass*
Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening"
We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!
Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you. |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass*
Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening
We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!
Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you."
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass*
Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening
We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!
Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you.
I didn't realise a halfling could be so charming "
It's a little known fact (hehe) that hobbits are among the most talented wordsmiths (and love makers) of middle earth. |
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"Hmmm, tough.
Some days I want to be a rebel and take the fight to the Galactic Empire, other days I just want to chill on my porch with some longbottom leaf in hobbiton.
Come and join Middle Earth and you can live in Mirkwood with me. Hobbits accepted
You've persuade me.
*crams longbottom leaf into travel sack and walks briskly towards Mirkwood*
I shall grab my bow and arrow and meet you at the edge of the woods. Don't want those spiders to attack you
Oh crap, I forgot about the spiders
Could we see what property is like at Rivendell?
Those spiders are nothing to me - I'm quicker than Tauriel
Alright, I'm trusting you.
Should have been an elf, or at least a dwarf.....
If you were an elf already, you wouldn't have to make it through the woods
But then I wouldn't have all these bags of Old Toby and some of the gaffer's home brew to share with you!
Don't worry, Thrandy loves me and would import anything I want. Yeah he lets me call him Thrandy
I carried all of this stuff over the bloody Misty Mountains!!!
You and Thrandy better have a bottle of Lake-Town wine ready for me...
We certainly do! New barrels came in yesterday. It tastes extremely smoky since Smaug kinda burnt the place up though
Oh marvellous.
*grumbles into smokey wine glass*
Don't drink too much...you need to remember the evening
We may not look it but us shire folk can handle our drink!
Besides, I don't think even a barrel of the gaffer's own brew could make one forget an evening spent with you.
I didn't realise a halfling could be so charming
It's a little known fact (hehe) that hobbits are among the most talented wordsmiths (and love makers) of middle earth."
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