Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead |
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"Poor ickle spider, going about his business, dealing with the flies n stuff and along comes a big monster and squishes him.  "
Squished no fried the hell out off with an insect zapper shaped like a tennis racket. |
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"Kill! 
Typical American. 
'Mother of All Pint Glasses with a bit of card to catch it and throw it in the garden' isn't catchy enough for them "
Maybe they thought it was trying to develop nuclear weapons? |
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"Poor ickle spider, going about his business, dealing with the flies n stuff and along comes a big monster and squishes him.
Squished no fried the hell out off with an insect zapper shaped like a tennis racket."
They're waiting till your asleep |
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SATURDAY SPIDER SLAUGHTER HORROR
Uxbridge man claims self defence after slaying housewives favourite Joey "The Jump" Spider in frenzied attack !!!!...
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"Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead"
I'm about to go to bed noooooooooooooooooo  |
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"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness 
Do they play with it or snaffle it down?"
One likes to torture them...pull them apart piece by piece. The other is a quick killer. It just depends on who sees it first... |
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"It's the big mummy spider you want to watch out for now then.
Spider revenge"
He fries those aswell they make a crackling noise when the egg sack splits and the eggs pop. His hatred for all spiders is worse then anyone elses ive ever known |
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"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness
Do they play with it or snaffle it down?"
Or sniff it's ass? |
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"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.  "
There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.
Oh my mistake it was just a shadow 
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"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.
There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.
Oh my mistake it was just a shadow
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Just smack it really hard in case  |
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"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.
There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.
Oh my mistake it was just a shadow
Just smack it really hard in case "
But then I'd have to take my hand away |
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They are getting very brave to actually jump up onto a human leg. it ran towards us then rose its two front legs just as it jumped. just did a bit of goggleing and thats an attack
Brave little fecker though not so little |
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"Oh thank you very fuckin much. I'm now crapping myself that I'm going to be attacked by jumping spiders.
There's one on your bum! Let me just grab it for you.
Oh my mistake it was just a shadow
Just smack it really hard in case
But then I'd have to take my hand away "
You may keep it there xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"It's the big mummy spider you want to watch out for now then.
Spider revenge
He fries those aswell they make a crackling noise when the egg sack splits and the eggs pop. His hatred for all spiders is worse then anyone elses ive ever known"
Not worse than mine, they scare me to death, stupid isn't it. |
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When I lived in Australia the first spider I seen was one of these jumping ones. Its dad must have been a kangaroo or something. Didn't actually see it walk as such. It just get bouncing around room
If there was one country I wasn't going to mess around with spiders, Australia was it. So sadly it had to get squashed. |
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Went in my shed out the back garden to show my friend the vinyl I'd put on the floor, she started screaming cos there was a spider on the back of my t shirt! The spider was on me for fuck sake so dunno why she was screaming, I just let it crawl on my hand and put her back in the shed! Never been scared of spiders, slugs, now they're a different thing altogether, they slay me and can sense my fear! |
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"love spiders, great little creatures 
So do I  "
ingenious little things! from trapdoor spiders to bolas spiders (they are a bit ugly i'll admit!) i think they're genius!
i have a common orb weaver tattoo on my chest, those beautiful tiger striped ones you see in gardens all summer long! i think they're gorgeous |
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I had a jumping spider in my washing basket today, it was only small, about the size of a 5p but it jumped all over the place and it was quick. I never kill spiders tho, I just caught it and put it out of the window. I never kill useful creatures, flies are pretty much all I'll kill and even then I get a feeling of guilt afterwards. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
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"I had a jumping spider in my washing basket today, it was only small, about the size of a 5p but it jumped all over the place and it was quick. I never kill spiders tho, I just caught it and put it out of the window. I never kill useful creatures, flies are pretty much all I'll kill and even then I get a feeling of guilt afterwards. "
this...spiders are nice people |
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"Well sitting here watching tv and hubby sees something out the corner of his eye before he can get up to kill the thing it has jumped right up and onto his knee. No word of a lie it jumped approx two feet into the air. As you can imagine said spider is now dead"
awwww broke his neck on way back down I suppose
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I am scared of spiders and I'd be terrified if I saw them jumping. I'm all for killing them and would never leave them in the house to catch flies, that's what my can of Raid is for.
My son is scared of spiders but has a game on the VR called face your fears which is basically spiders walking near you and jumping on you. He only lasts a few minutes as it is apparently very realistic. I am too frightened to even have a seconds glance. |
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"SATURDAY SPIDER SLAUGHTER HORROR
Uxbridge man claims self defence after slaying housewives favourite Joey "The Jump" Spider in frenzied attack !!!!...
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haha |
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"When I see a bug in the house I like to point it out to my dogs and watch the ensuing madness
Do they play with it or snaffle it down?
One likes to torture them...pull them apart piece by piece. The other is a quick killer. It just depends on who sees it first... "
I don't mind spiders but my wife can't abide them.
We used to have a Jack Russell terrier that we tried to train to hunt spiders.
The dog would get all enthusiastic and attack the spider, but then spit it out her mouth with a very confused expression. |
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"It scared the crap out of us we are watching a horror aswell spiders should know their place and it is not on hubbies lap
Maybe it was scared of the film too.
 it only came for a cuddle
Then itgot more then it bargined for"
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